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  1. What do you think about my live sound?
  2. Who here plays a 6 string bass in a cover band?
  3. Chilling, But Uplifting Gig Story...
  4. Possibly the funniest interview ever. George Fisher and World of Warcraft.
  5. It's all a matter of priorities...
  6. First gig ever
  7. 10-most-terrifyingly-inspirational-80s-songs
  8. Best/Worst Halloween costumes to play in?
  9. My first run-in with a really bad soundman
  10. Why I decided to be a session musician...
  11. Best-ever Recording Experience
  12. When your band mates screw up.
  13. I win best Halloween band costume on talkbass...
  14. Things you play while trying a bass/amp.
  15. Not strictly about the bass but..
  16. Gear/Vehicle mishaps
  17. If your band was a body....
  18. What do you NOT like about playing bass?
  19. i must of had some serious bass face going on
  20. Vicky Beeching signed my bass!!
  21. Had an AWESOME Show Tonight!
  22. Ever let the audience come on stage with you?
  23. Guitards
  24. Guys at shows....lets c em!
  25. Hip Bruise?
  26. Chick bassists... let's see 'em!
  27. Whats the strangest gig you ever played?
  28. Post your bass nightmares
  29. I think there's a problem with your bass amp!
  30. Worst Gig (video version)
  31. Stuff you hate to hear another Bassist Say
  32. "I need some backstage footage" story
  33. The worlds greatest bassplayer
  34. My drummer is going to play w/ Ralphe Armstrong
  35. 11/12/2007 Rock 'n Roll Beach Club - Who?
  36. one of your band mates bomb THIS MUCH at a gig?
  37. How would this go down at a gig
  38. Guitar Center is a joke
  39. Biiiiig charity event at shcool tommorrow
  40. Look good = play good?
  41. What's the best strap for a long night on a heavy bass?
  42. Oxymorons "Fender Reverb without the Reverb"
  43. French Maid "Playing" bass
  44. Gotta Relate This One...
  45. This is the part where I make most of you jealous.
  46. What to play for Military?
  47. Saying Thank you.
  48. things are looking up
  49. Strange ways you've remembered songs
  50. We played live on tv this morning!
  51. Playing For Pre-Schoolers
  52. Why Guitars Are Like Women
  53. Im a Loooooooser
  54. Tour from hell..pt1.
  55. Why you are thankful you play bass?
  56. Best gig ever! (for my band)
  57. You Know You're In A Lame Band When------
  58. No call
  59. Was that you standing behind Maxine McKew?
  60. Stupid Newbie Thoughts
  61. What's your worst gig experience?
  62. Cabinet stolen...and recovered
  63. Confessions of a Stupid Mind - Rated R for Retarded
  64. Greatest thing ANY g**tarist has ever said!
  65. So, with my AP Music Theory Class...
  66. National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue
  67. Washington Post article: "End of the Roadhouse"
  68. I'm playing the Night of 100 Elvises - which Elvis Bass Player should I Be?
  69. Any TBers playing in Chicago Saturday night?
  70. just played my first gig!
  71. Rockin' house jam!!!
  72. Check out this old pic!
  73. First gig! (An emotional trip through the eyes of a bassist)
  74. Treated like **** by pub landlord
  75. Funny Jam Night Incident
  76. HOW BIG A HAT CAN YOU GET AWAY WITH WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A GOOBER?
  77. A call from a singer wanted ad... very strange.
  78. Example of "Bass Cloak of Invisibility"
  79. When Other Bassists Do Cool Stuff
  80. band with 4 bassists
  81. Maiden Holiday for Steve Harris Fans
  82. I'm a guitar player, but my roots are in the bass.
  83. What is your warmest and most beloved moment in music?
  84. The Spectacular Bass Smash!
  85. me breaking a strap at a gig (video)
  86. Warning!
  87. some idiot kid playing with synth effect
  88. You guys have to check this video out . Awesome 'Sweet Child of Mine' cover....
  89. the craziest (and yet, on retrospect, the coolest) thing that happened at my last gig
  90. Ever feel really bad for kicking out a band member months later?
  91. The First Song You Ever Played in a Band
  92. Guitard Jokes
  93. irritations durin a gig
  94. How to Become a Blues Musician
  95. Touring on bicycles
  96. I havent played in like 4 days,....
  97. Wooten and Manring, Well, Sorta...
  98. The Day the Bass Players Took Over the World
  99. General Joke thread
  100. Best CL ad EVER
  101. This guy wants to shred
  102. these kids have the best band name ever
  103. Pachelbel?
  104. The Infamous Band Name Thread
  105. Band Promo Pics
  106. So I chipped a tooth.
  107. How to Prevent Bassplayer Related Cancer
  108. My New Year's Eve gig......
  109. Funniest ebay auction ever!!!
  110. NYE: How late did you gig till?
  111. HA HA HA SICK BURN!!!!!
  112. How to sell a bass....
  113. What happens when you pour beer on a drum machine?
  114. a warning of things to come
  115. Mitt Romney Admits Why Mike Huckabee Won Iowa [Not really political]
  116. It's politics time!
  117. Gig drama
  118. Gene Krupa goes to heaven
  119. arrogant patrons.
  120. New Years Eve...
  121. from yesterday's paper, an actual headline
  122. This just made me cry!
  123. I'm so tired of these stereotypes!
  124. Best I ever played
  125. Apparently, women pick up men at Sam Ash
  126. Conversation w/Soundman, last night's gig
  127. Geddy Lee's Tobogganing Tips
  128. Geddy Lee Interviewd by Terrier (animated satire)
  129. Hello. My name is Jeff.....I'm a Bassaholic.
  130. What's The Funniest Line, or Altered Song Title You've Come Up With?
  131. Air Travel
  132. "I like that guitar" - Dave Letterman
  133. The Hot Weather...
  134. Alright, so how does a band maintain credibility...
  135. Funny Russian Youtube Video
  136. Modulations
  137. Caption Contest with Mike Huckabee on Bass
  138. NO POLITICS ALLOWED! - Mike Huckabee content
  139. This Guy Wants to Shred Part II
  140. The worst thing you have borrowed...
  141. anyone ever have a spinal tap moment?
  142. Another great craigslist ad...
  143. what is your favorite bass player sterotype
  144. Harmonica player at a gig
  145. The powa' of the funk (Cute baby groove...check this out...)
  146. OMG!
  147. Everyone should buy one of these...
  148. Morbid Rush Obsession Syndrome - Can It Be Cured?
  149. What are the best 2 years of a drummers life?
  150. And we wonder why they make fun of us?
  151. Forgotten
  152. Sub gig rant
  153. rudy sarzo content
  154. Talk about being over confident........
  155. Losing Balance on Stage
  156. Have any guitar hero people annoyed you?
  157. Thinking about buying a Fedora
  158. Thinking about buying a Fedora
  159. How many Emo bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
  160. Speechless.
  161. Having trouble getting paid?
  162. Tell us all about you least favorite venue....
  163. Hilarious eBay auction
  164. Auditioning lead vocalists....
  165. Ever have one of those days?/I feel like an idiot...
  166. Guitar Hero IS a musical instrument
  167. Funny stuff
  168. Anyone ever had a bass off at a show?
  169. I recently found a joke
  170. Bill Cosby's Gig with Sonny Stitt!
  171. My First Gig
  172. I dont know if I should be flattured or..
  173. This pretty much sums up TalkBass
  174. First gig as a drummer
  175. bass hero setlist!
  176. Curse of the bass player
  177. SO I finally learned how to get better w/o practice
  178. Okay, so who's the wise guy who posted this???
  179. Does playing an instrument make you a musician?
  180. New Band videos
  181. "Didj Bass available for jams and gigs"
  182. The Bass Player Song
  183. Fretless Bass...of DESTRUCTION!
  184. DUDE.... my band got its first gig.
  185. New Game of Bass Brand
  186. music geek moments
  187. no doubt the worst gig on the planet
  188. A heartwarming story...
  189. "SHREDS" videos taken off YouTube :(
  190. Rules and regs for G.A.S.
  191. i played a solo today!
  192. Will I play better with an SX bass?
  193. Worst Guitars ever made!!
  194. Covers in a (non school) sponsered band contest, cliche or not?
  195. want to brag a little
  196. Fun gig last Friday...
  197. what is your favorite onstage act to do?
  198. GIG GEAR FREEZE/CRASH HORROR STORIES...
  199. CanadaMan Tell the fire story
  200. Musical light bulbs
  201. Pure Gold. Must See Pic
  202. How much do you drink at a gig?
  203. Definition of Music
  204. Suggestions for stage moves?
  205. So, do you live up to the bass player stereotype "Bassists get the most chicks?"
  206. Strange Reaction to a Song
  207. Which phrases?
  208. Help! Am I becoming a Guitard?
  209. Funny bass picture
  210. This made me feel good....
  211. Venting my frustration
  212. Ever Show Up on the Wrong Night?
  213. I love orchestra
  214. After A great Show
  215. Posting in advance of interesting gig story...
  216. Funny Jaco Vid
  217. Too Much to drink technical difficulties
  218. Another Bass Motivation pic
  219. Dunlop Tortex .5mm Red Guitar Pick Club
  220. Cursed Red Ric?
  221. What funny pronounciations have you heard various basses called?
  222. You know what would make an awesome shirt for a bassist?
  223. Bass Solo, Run Away!
  224. are you bald?
  225. Arrrgggghhhh.......I messed up a performance.
  226. Funny bass pics
  227. Guitarist and Threesome? (Craigslist Content)
  228. Anyone here named thier kid after a bassist?
  229. been forced to learn something in a matter of seconds?
  230. playing for the door
  231. Hampton Roads, VA Did an open mic last night @ Goodfellas...................
  232. Getting to the Gig
  233. Common Moves of the Bass Player
  234. Ralph and Edna
  235. Variation on a theme
  236. Suffered From Dehydration
  237. Our Volume wary keyboardist-another story
  238. tacit
  239. Singer joke ( another one )
  240. The Bassketeers
  241. Hurray for Dressing Rooms!
  242. Just got home from a GREAT gig
  243. Prince sat in with us!
  244. Our pic with Velvet Revolver (AKA Slash's band hehehe)
  245. Was only really funny if you were there...
  246. Funny things that you or other bassists do!
  247. My fingers hurt!
  248. a joke my friend told me.
  249. We played the Senior Center!
  250. Last Night's Gig!!!