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  1. The Value of Cables with Right-Angle Plugs.
  2. Youth Group band Horror Story
  3. You know you're a guitard when...
  4. Achoo!!!
  5. Four weeks in the pit
  6. it's the small dings in life....
  7. Im so nervous
  8. Truly unbelievable story...
  9. Accordeonist joke ( Yeah , I know )
  10. "It was My Dad’s." A bassplayer's story
  11. Common thing, does this happen to you?!?!?!
  12. Chocolate bunnies and bass amps
  13. Flaming Amps! A Lesson Learned
  14. Oh jeez, surprise reunion gig...
  15. Do Bass players and keyboard players ever get along?
  16. A comic I drew about a gigging musician's apartment
  17. You Know You're Too Old for the Gig When...
  18. To All The Mastodon Fans Out There
  19. even rockstars play the same stupid riffs when at the music store.
  20. Post Your Backstage Photos!!!
  21. Pickup bands - share your stories
  22. Incredible...
  23. Sweet Jesus, they just added a precussionist on me! I'm scared!
  24. Not to be flamin' or anything.........
  25. Bass-phemisms
  26. April fools hahahaha
  27. Bass solo in New Kids on the Block video
  28. Deaf musicians joke
  29. so this $@# told me about my pick
  30. Oldest pic of you playing bass....
  31. Lets Hear some Funnies
  32. Hilarious/Scary/Bizarre Musican Audition Stories
  33. GUITAR HERO!!!!! what do you think?
  34. Other uses for your bass cases??
  35. celebrities at your shows
  36. Odd reasons you didn't get the gig or were fired
  37. Scorching drummer
  38. Video I Created for Dead Kennedys Song
  39. This scene didn't quite make it to Spinal Tap LOL
  40. Yet another reason to not let your kids play guitar
  41. Playing for the cup
  42. Some of You Older Cats Might Appreciate This
  43. Baaaaad Bass Joke...
  44. Another Guitar Center Fiasco
  45. Hardest gig ever
  46. Do you have a "No Gigs - NO GAS" policy? (mini-rant)
  47. do you know.....
  48. First show video, wanted : Constructive critics!
  49. Bassist at Ringling Bros. Circus
  50. Famous-ist TB'er
  51. That news video
  52. Accidents turned gold.
  53. cd release party fiasco last night...
  54. TB'er came to our gig!
  55. I need some jokes to say in school
  56. Talkbass Ripoff?
  57. A story about a non-paying club owner (YouTube clip)
  58. How To Communicate With The Band
  59. Funny bass face
  60. The Flaming Meev!
  61. If you could be a bass guitar...
  62. Top Five Covers
  63. You Guys Gotta See This!!!!!
  64. Sad Kermit
  65. too fat or too old to play bass?(cynacism inside)
  66. Hot lead singer...
  67. A funny story about "not being able to talk and play" at the same time
  68. Funky bass, Funky website wallpaper
  69. very funny!
  70. Red Rick
  71. Niche genres
  72. "chops" and "growl"
  73. Ever replaced a non-bassist?
  74. I got over on Guitar Center
  75. Errmm.. kinda bass jokes
  76. It was logical to me!
  77. a story
  78. what to expect?
  79. OMFG Funny craigslist ad
  80. Puking Inbred
  81. Ironic P bass thread
  82. Ignorant Guitarists
  83. My Friendship with my best friend is becoming strained all because i play bass.
  84. Story Time
  85. 1st gig, constructive criticism.
  86. Old band getting back together!
  87. Toughest gig...
  88. Jamming philosophy, good musical metaphor
  89. Last night...
  90. my band situation :S
  91. Why do some bassists...
  92. Thanks for asking....
  93. Good marketing.
  94. First Gigs....some lessons learned
  95. Funny craigslist reply
  96. if they only went acoustic
  97. Weird bass dream, wonder what this means...
  98. Victory is ours!
  99. Wedding gig advice? And gigging outside...
  100. How to shut up a big mouth singer in studio
  101. Long forgotten story
  102. little joke
  103. Check this out.
  104. I hate people telling me to Turn it Down
  105. [video] played our biggest stage yet!
  106. Audition
  107. Another Bass Player Joke (Comic Strip)
  108. Seeing Radiohead during a Monsoon
  109. Shipping gear with Signature Required
  110. LAST MINUTE GIG SPAM: Cliff Bell's Detroit, MI JAZZ
  111. Favorite pre-gig food?
  112. What does a guitarist without ego play?
  113. now thats a bass line up :)
  114. Woo first jam with real musicians!
  115. Explain this...win a prize!
  116. Guy Tries To Steal Guitar While We're Onstage
  117. Surprise! Guitar center employees are idiots.
  118. Gigs gone right...
  119. Duke Ellington HS Festival - Lincoln Center. Any TBers?
  120. Jam Session Blues
  121. Quitting Mid Gig
  122. flopping mid gig
  123. Ebay *sigh*
  124. Your Evolution as a Bass Player?
  125. And the band played on...
  126. In studio, punk'd drummer
  127. To Play or Not (Or get paid or not)
  128. "Someone beat the life out of a drum set while I thrash some sick guitar licks"
  129. Sam Ash wouldn't take my money!!!!!
  130. Is stupid trombone player an oxymoron?
  131. Pre Gig Band Rituals?
  132. Craigslist - Looking for "Screamer"
  133. Uhhh
  134. My college band
  135. George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher
  136. Watch and learn.
  137. Drummers Sleazy Friends
  138. Composing with software...
  139. What is your best time to practice?
  140. Any of you ever have an "off day"?
  141. Good gigs and bad gigs
  142. This is funny! Sexy back - metal cover
  143. Bad Audition
  144. Biking to the Gig - Can it be Done?
  145. Do you inspire or deter?
  146. Do You Play Here?
  147. Thanks eBay.
  148. Are you put off by stupidity in musician ads?
  149. MOM AND POP MUSIC STORE DUMMY'S
  150. What exactly IS an open mic?
  151. Last minute drumset x'D
  152. Ughhh
  153. E=Fb
  154. we played a blues gig... at The GAP...
  155. Took the kids (7 y/o, 6 y/o) to the gig today...
  156. Has anyone refused to play a Lynyrd Skynyrd tune?
  157. I got to sit in in Nashville this weekend
  158. Silly song my friend and I came up with
  159. Hollow wood stages!
  160. The official Wierd gig thread
  161. what are your cover band's "secret gems?"
  162. Family power trio
  163. Too much energy drink last night
  164. Ghetto Whammy Bar
  165. First gig with fretless today
  166. Guitard from last night
  167. Pudding
  168. Shocking strings
  169. The Average American Bassist?
  170. No Gig Last Night - San Diego Musicians Gig here at your own risk!
  171. I just sat my Rockschool Grade 6 Bass exam.
  172. Band Identity Crisis * Maybe *
  173. Orange Whip?
  174. Its Official...
  175. Stop me if you've heard this one...
  176. Music Shop Tyranny
  177. What's a set
  178. Any Thoughts?
  179. Robbed a house = the gear is fine...
  180. Damn
  181. Stupid Tricks
  182. deleted...
  183. 4 years of the four.
  184. 4 years of the four.
  185. Best Paying, Non-Playing Gig!
  186. Long haired bass dudes?
  187. Recognized in a HUGE crowd!
  188. I never beat that Bucket Head song on Guitar Hero II
  189. Saturday Night's Non-Gig
  190. You know when you in an awesome band---
  191. "why did you choose to play bass? is it because you couldn't hack guitar?"
  192. Anyone else feel playing live is a little overrated?
  193. The Smashable Saxophone?
  194. If you have a Fender do you have a Squier?
  195. Wow...Just wow
  196. Bass Face + Fender = good pics
  197. Stickers !?
  198. How to Win a Grammy
  199. What's Your Story?
  200. did you ever SLEPT WITH A BASS??
  201. Elvis, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins and Me
  202. Drummers SUCK!!
  203. Joke For Dumb (Is There Any Other Kind?) Bass Players
  204. rant time
  205. Craigslist!
  206. Got a Complement last night
  207. Had an open mic jam for the first time...
  208. Frustration at getting back in the game...
  209. Car Colors to Bass Colors
  210. This Ought to Be Fun!!!
  211. Finally...the site for me!
  212. Bad luck has just beat down my door
  213. Your next projects debut album
  214. Ladies at shows
  215. NO YOU CAN'T SIT IN!
  216. Quotes from Gigs
  217. 1st gig on bass, and a few issues overcome.
  218. First Gig with new band **Lots o Pics**
  219. 2 in a row(gigs)from bad to good
  220. Bass stickers
  221. George Carlin Died Today- no joke
  222. NOTHING PERSONAL, IT'S JUST BUSINESS
  223. Whoa, first psuedo-gig for the Iguanodon Blues Band
  224. ever fallen over a bra on stage?
  225. My Once a Year Gig
  226. CL Ad of the Day
  227. This CL ad is even Better
  228. $25 Bass
  229. sexy slap bass
  230. I played my first gig on friday
  231. People trying out for your band after you tried for their's
  232. poor murderface
  233. Hilarity at the practice space...
  234. What was the first gig you remember playing?
  235. karma karma karma
  236. Did you ever laugh at someones strap ?
  237. Why you need straplocks!
  238. Check out what kind of awesomeness I found!
  239. Covers you HATE playing (but still have to anyway)
  240. Covers you LOVE playing (but no one wants to hear)
  241. Mike Watt is the man
  242. drunk bass player
  243. musicians falling off stage!
  244. Making a difference...
  245. funny song
  246. Ever been sacked from a band STRAIGHT after spending 4 days recording a demo?!?!
  247. Do you like your drummer?
  248. Rate my band
  249. Best (Funniest) TalkBass Avatar
  250. Music Video