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  1. Shatner Can't Get No Satisfaction!
  2. Turning 25 minutes into 2 hours...
  3. Bottled!
  4. 30 songs in a week!
  5. anyone played a Starbucks gig?
  6. Opinions on my band
  7. Cool gig fell in our lap
  8. Videos with our new drummer!
  9. fav bassist
  10. Trouble already?
  11. Windows 98 The Best Operating System Ever!
  12. Licking 9V
  13. What covers make the women swoon?
  14. Saaaay Geddy Lee
  15. Band member meltdowns
  16. are your bandmates your friends?
  17. Anyone ever have a night when you were "ON"?
  18. Epic :)
  19. Unexpected resonations during a gig?
  20. How the Relic bass got its name
  21. it isn't only eBay..grrrr
  22. Got Bit at a Gig!..***?
  23. Are You Or A Friend Listed In This Bassist Guide?
  24. HUMOR VID: Worst Bassist In The World!
  25. I don't like your sound!!!!
  26. The saga continues: the legendary 'Farting during a show' part II thread
  27. Dave Mason and last night's ... Odyssey.
  28. Plastic and 2 rusting screws. Bargain at $215 dollars!
  29. this is just awesome
  30. Vintage on ReVintage basses
  31. Give a whole new meaning to "carrots". wow.
  32. Post your funny old band photos
  33. Have you ever messed up at a gig?
  34. Horror story
  35. yesterday afternoon I felt so good!
  36. First Gig in...
  37. My cord was decapitated...
  38. This is horrible....
  39. Howcome people who don't play an instrument think bass is easy
  40. do you name your bass(es) and call it girls??
  41. My band covering Sympathy for the Devil
  42. What do you wear on a gig?
  43. CL Reply of the day
  44. sound check...what to say!?
  45. Is it okay if I tell a joke?
  46. How have clubs tried to screw you?
  47. Before the gig...
  48. HOW TO SING THE BLUES
  49. Anybody else wear sports jerseys live?
  50. dead battery again!
  51. Playing a bar while underage
  52. how do you annoy guitards
  53. Guitarist Who Can't Jam
  54. ampeg fridge story (hercules)
  55. Only ONE more practice til first show!!!!!
  56. how many show up on your gigs
  57. got Fired for playing good???
  58. 5 degrees of separation
  59. Best Talkbass Username?
  60. name dropping thread.
  61. Flying experiences with your bass
  62. FINALLY! A gig where they know us!
  63. How many have opened for Big headed bands?
  64. ...and it plays like butter!
  65. Oops, I forgot to tune up
  66. I have just had the WORST band practice ever!
  67. Major disasters at gigs
  68. No one showed up yesterday -.-
  69. The WORST Gig I've Had Yet
  70. Cascading F UP's
  71. The Substitute Drummer From Hell
  72. I know my local guitar shop is expensive, but...
  73. Drummer gone postal
  74. If the drummer knocks your LM2 off the cab...
  75. Jazz bass; pffft!
  76. Our New Drummer...
  77. Bands are like a fast food restaurant
  78. Favorite beverage during practice/ show?
  79. Wierd bass related dream
  80. So the stage collapsed tonight...
  81. have you ever composed in your sleep?
  82. STUPID BAR OWNER
  83. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
  84. Longest you've ever played in one day?
  85. Drummer joke...
  86. How you stand when gigging on stage
  87. Something funny today...
  88. Holy crap my neck is sore! (Ninja Content)
  89. You know you´re obsessed with bass when...
  90. Adapting military hand signals for a gig :D
  91. I had no comeback to this...
  92. Craigs List - Ad of the Day
  93. The Cover Band's Extentded Guitar Solo's
  94. Enraged Ex-gf and bass gear...not a match made in heaven
  95. There's always a kernel of truth...
  96. how your instrument sounds > how it looks.
  97. How not to recruit musicians
  98. Dreamed I *almost* sat in with Floyd
  99. What's your favourite venue to play?
  100. Anyone notice this ad on TB...
  101. For the visually impaired T'Ber - glasses or contacts?
  102. I got THE gig!!!
  103. Bass Olympics, anyone?
  104. Solution for post-gig aches and pains . . .
  105. August '08: month of 2 amazing drummers for me...
  106. How many lead guitar players does it take?
  107. Our first gig is tomorrow
  108. Broke my strap tonight at the gig
  109. This is funny!
  110. Forming teen metal band
  111. anybody played on a semi trailer, Guitar Hero style?
  112. Mike Ditka vs. Lakland
  113. So I think my band got screwed
  114. Tales of Scumbag Booking Agents
  115. Another funny musician wanted ad...
  116. First night with a new band
  117. MUST BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
  118. My New Band! (Don't Tell My Wife)
  119. Awesome. No other words for it.
  120. I did it again!
  121. the cure for GAS
  122. 1,000 Reasons To Date Bass Players
  123. Guitar player stuck at the lake.
  124. Who wants to be the lucky person to join this band (If you can......)
  125. How Was Your Weekend Gig?
  126. Funny/interesting memories from when you where a young bass padawan.
  127. So my band played Mayhem Festival in Hartford Ct.
  128. Best TB User Title!
  129. More Awesomeness From Craigslist
  130. a couple of firsts
  131. My Biggest Show So Far!
  132. Wow... just got a notice from the local rock radio station
  133. the forgetful bass player -- ME
  134. I think I have GAS something bad...
  135. there is nothing better than hearing the words "you have the gig"
  136. What the $%#@
  137. pic of me playin tonight
  138. Miles Davis humor, Keith Jarrett storytelling
  139. Ad of the day: Peavey TKO
  140. Drummer Humor!
  141. Holloween gigs
  142. Great news, just wanted to share!
  143. BOTB success stories
  144. Tell your first time...
  145. Labor Day Weekend Gig Report
  146. Too bad THIS didn't happen when you your bass got stolen
  147. Rocking w/ the Youngen's
  148. I found this funny...
  149. Ever Get the Gig You Didn't Want?
  150. 3 Sets on a Wednesday Night
  151. Church Bassists: What did you play this Sunday?
  152. lawd help the world now..at least locally
  153. best live performance?
  154. Worst Live Performance?
  155. Personal Bass vs Guitar funny
  156. whats the biggest crowd you have played for?
  157. OMG I did it!!!
  158. failed to mention about Friday nite
  159. Today was the sickest day EVER -- Band gig content w/ pics and newspaper reviews
  160. video stills from Friday!
  161. how not to start a gig
  162. First gig for free?
  163. Getting Tired of the "What's the Best..." Threads
  164. How many TBers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  165. One hell of a first gig! (With new band)
  166. LOOK
  167. Because Yer Dumb
  168. WOW
  169. We just got a $1500 party gig to play for 2 hours!!
  170. I have issues
  171. Wizard Rock!?
  172. is it really a gig? it feels more like a backstage pass.
  173. Free gig last night.
  174. New band, first gig...............
  175. worst day of my life
  176. Two basses on stage!!!!!!!!!
  177. Broke my first ever bass string on Saturday
  178. I thought I could read....
  179. First Gig with New Band
  180. Psycological disorder club
  181. Bad experience at my first open blues jam
  182. Mysteriously growing arms
  183. Relic'ed Road Cases. Where to buy?
  184. Local Blues Jam
  185. "The Jerk" and GAS...
  186. here's one for ya (stage set up) vent...
  187. Show the best place(s) to gig in your town
  188. Went to sam Ash today! saw a used stock sx for 280dollars!!!!
  189. Words can not express how angry I am right now.
  190. What is your favorite moment in music?
  191. Asked to provide backline for gig?
  192. How has the economy affected your gigging schedule?
  193. When tattoos make you look ridiculous
  194. Epic self-KO from a possible gig
  195. band humor
  196. Disaster Gig last night !!
  197. If this was a musician joke it'd be funny...
  198. Warning! Rant ahead (long, boring and whiny - read at your own risk)...
  199. Remember mosh girl...? (chics at shows thread obsession) look what i found...
  200. Six Bassists Onstage it the Same Time? It Happened this Weekend in Michigan!
  201. Dealing with contractors/middle-men
  202. I am playing bass in my sleep
  203. The Onion does it again...
  204. Does this guy have a point or is he being stupid? (guitarist conversation)
  205. My guitarist just made me lol -- what should I do with him? :(
  206. Does your band use a "tip jar"?
  207. One is more than enough.
  208. Dudepit 'Gomer Bass' picture?
  209. in the end i maybe lost my bass and pedal board
  210. What Do You Do When The Drummer Sucks?
  211. unfortunate moments as a bassist.
  212. I'm opening for Bobby "Blue" Bland
  213. I love wedding gigs!
  214. Who needs a drummer...(craigslist find)
  215. Amazing...
  216. my biggest gig for this year!!
  217. Playing Covers Like a One Act Play
  218. Cheating on Your Bass? (long)
  219. Howdy From New(Sorta) Member
  220. A Musician's Responsibility
  221. The gig that got away (but I'm not complaining)
  222. Jazz band Audition...NAILED
  223. Misconstrued Lyrics!
  224. Ear infection before gig
  225. Playing in the Rain
  226. Interesting experience this weekend
  227. Music Joke - Not strictly Bass humour though.
  228. Bass by accident
  229. Wow...My Old Band Reached #1 on this list..
  230. blister after 2 hrs of playing?
  231. Rocking a Rainy Festival...
  232. Bass guitar at a weapon?
  233. tell me what you think.....
  234. Looking back at the past
  235. Another Craigslist winner
  236. Best Bass T-shirts ever!
  237. Had a weird gig last night
  238. take a look at this...
  239. Ever Break your equipment on Stage?
  240. Check out this local ad, kids...don't do drugs!
  241. some get stage fright me, I get manic.
  242. Gigging Rules
  243. first gig ever =)
  244. My band is going into the studio!
  245. What Was Your Worst Gig Room
  246. The Official "Official" Club
  247. The stage was soooo small...(how small was it?)
  248. Another semi-funny craigslist ad
  249. Cramming songs to not play them
  250. Julie Slick