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  1. First Gig This Friday!
  2. Horrible Lineups
  3. Amusing song requests
  4. Is it all right to do this?
  5. Worst Preperation Ever?
  6. If bands looking for members were honest
  7. Drummers Fiancé flipped out
  8. PsychoJealousCrazyScary SO's at gigs
  9. Would You Drive 6+ hours for $300?!
  10. How to read a craigslist ad
  11. I finally have a bad audition story!! Woohoo!
  12. CL Fail...
  13. Really? Serious?
  14. Are You There Jah? It's Me Ras Trent - For the Reggae Lovers
  15. First Gig w/ new band tomorrow
  16. My music in a burlesque show number!
  17. Who needs a rhythm section...
  18. 'COMPLETE?'
  19. last nights gig
  20. I need stories from the road!
  21. You gotta love this one
  22. Just a bad night
  23. Stories from the road!
  24. Bass Face 2009
  25. craigslist awesome
  26. Gibson P Bass
  27. Yogi Berra explains jazz bass.
  28. Ebay: Mothman bass
  29. Opening for Jessica Simpson next week!..
  30. borrowed an amp 3 hours before the show..
  31. why we love the who
  32. People who play bass and shouldn't?
  33. wow, amazing pic...
  34. Be a great bass player
  35. Scintillating Craigslist Ad from my City
  36. First gig tomorrow!
  37. Christian Rock Hard
  38. what do guitards call US
  39. Oddest injuries, had mine last night
  40. "Check In" here before and after your gigs, Set #2, the sequel!
  41. My new gig.
  42. Got on stage for the first time for a blues jam Sunday.
  43. Some Craigslist honesty
  44. Getting the most from your amp head
  45. this has some nasty bass face going on
  46. The perfect metaphor on Bass vs. Guitar....
  47. The Stench of Smoke Has Funked Up my Equipment
  48. Ah craigslist...
  49. Not JUST the Bass Player?!
  50. Gig Story - My weekend in Germany....should've been uneventful...
  51. Anyone coming down to Austin for SXSW?
  52. Band Drama - long
  53. My sub's sub showed up with a 6 string frettless
  54. So, I'm a little pissed (Quitting the band that I put together)
  55. But, does it have a bar? (CL content)
  56. a piece of bass history
  57. Great bass and bass face!
  58. Hooked On Bass!
  59. I just can't stand a thief!
  60. Which Instrument Should I Play?
  61. Anyone knowingly take a "bad" sub gig - and why?
  62. Rules for playing jazz
  63. What are the four steps to rocking?
  64. Drummers from Hell..True Stories
  65. craigslist math
  66. The most appropriate drink for BASS players???
  67. One more reason that guitarists suck...
  68. RFLMAO Craiglist......
  69. Funny flame war on craigslist (DC)
  70. Had a gig on Tuesday...
  71. Last minute gig offer
  72. Guitar Players from Hell True Stories
  73. Look at this racist POS bass item on eBay
  74. Girls of Bass Discussion
  75. i guess all those trombone player jokes aren't about me.
  76. a WEEK and a HALF...
  77. Ah, the good ole' days...
  78. Wow
  79. Head banging band,...too funny!
  80. First Gig in 23 years! Sort of.....
  81. Coolest Cop Ever
  82. 'Rickenbacker bassist wanted"
  83. The Continuing Adventures of Sir Rodney
  84. What is that high pitched sound?!?!
  85. I might be opening for Victor Wooten
  86. bass in comics.
  87. the 5-string of the future
  88. we are auditioning singers
  89. Wouldn't you love to have her as your singer?
  90. The Wizard of Id and Bass Players
  91. Jaco Movie...
  92. Not so much a story, just a video.
  93. Famous musician in a restaurant...
  94. Craigslist: One misspelled word...out of one
  95. Gig story -- good and bad (with rant)
  96. Missing the Downbeat - Not Enjoying it Anymore
  97. The Worst or Best Gig Yet....Last Night
  98. Stage Spice
  99. Name that singer
  100. CHURCH GIGS FROM HELL STORIES
  101. Ebay, um... oddity
  102. Pleasant surprise for my band... and you can help!
  103. World's greatest bass player
  104. GOOD Guitar Center experiences?
  105. "I carefully removed the glass on each [vacuum] tube to clean both sides"
  106. satellite navigation
  107. passing the band drink costs on to the customers
  108. Bass is the base
  109. The bass I never owned.
  110. Chicks at Church
  111. 50 pound pedal board!!!!
  112. I feel down.
  113. What do you think of my leavers jacket?
  114. Craigslist Bass player wanted ad
  115. I'm playing the Music As A Weapon tour...
  116. Am I an Enabler?
  117. Would you leave your bass or amp at a gig you are playing the next eveing.
  118. The biggest Gig epic fail(s) of all time
  119. Musician Jokes
  120. Urrghh....yuck. Stupid open-mike night (drumming related)
  121. I want to join this band but I don't have the right bass!
  122. Lady Radiator
  123. Experiences playing music festivals?
  124. Wasted Years?
  125. Good Vibes from a Good Gig.
  126. Very Frustrating. Rant.
  127. Nervous about first "Gig"
  128. Payback - Revenge is sweet!
  129. The Tour from Hell pt2-cleaning up the mess.
  130. Apparently, the real reason I spend so much money on my gear is....
  131. A Sexy TBer?
  132. So, what all is in YOUR case right now?
  133. International Flight question
  134. real expirience
  135. Road Worn Mint...
  136. Guest Guitarist @ Sunday's Gig
  137. CL - Don't Waist My Time
  138. rare bass 1966 - $9000
  139. Doubling
  140. I just don't understand the musician's life. Does anybody have a full time career?
  141. The Best Gig You Never Played?
  142. UGH. Nickelback.
  143. Sadowsky's April Fools.
  144. Good Jokes or Stories for April Fools
  145. Injecting new life into a marriage... or an old joke...
  146. CL - Awesome
  147. CL- Bandmates with Intellegence Required
  148. Help me with a 500 word essay to get audition!
  149. No more gigs. See ya.
  150. I WON THE LOTTERY!
  151. My son's first gig.
  152. Spinal Tap Moments
  153. Great Looking Amps!
  154. Mystic Mermaid Music - the hot new thing!
  155. Playing my own daughter's wedding - ettiquitte questions
  156. stupid gigs
  157. Only $500??!? WHAT A DEAL!!!
  158. Help a fellow Tb'ers Band Out!?!
  159. Passing the Musical Torch to your kid......
  160. Cool things to say between songs
  161. First gig ever on Sunday
  162. I thougt this was pretty funny
  163. awesome gig
  164. Anyone doing any Easter Gigs?/Worst Easter gig experience
  165. The "So What, I'm a Bass Player" Game
  166. I want this shirt...
  167. Entire Lineup needed for Established Working Band
  168. Total Blues Brothers moment
  169. I PUKE
  170. one of the funnier Craigslist musicians rants
  171. I guess this is why you shouldn't play a gig without treating your allergies...
  172. jaco pastorius joke...
  173. Wedding gigs - gotta love them
  174. Songs You Love Playing But Won't Admit It
  175. Pretty funny.... especially the end!
  176. Play guitar, get laid. Play bass, be celibate.
  177. Craigs List of the Future
  178. UPDATE: I played the Music as a Weapon tour...
  179. 1st gig
  180. Bass or sex?
  181. What do you play when someone asks you to play some bass?
  182. Shred vids
  183. I intentionally started a volume war
  184. Outdoor gig today...maybe...
  185. caught a lizard with my bass!
  186. I haven't posted on here in years, but this video made me think of you guys...
  187. A Gig Gone Weird...
  188. The "Dave" factor
  189. tried out for a death metal band
  190. Sound Guy woes!
  191. We won!
  192. Oh man, this hits close to home..
  193. The Worst Gig Ever
  194. Awesome For Sale Ad On Craigslist (Really...... Not Spam)
  195. I see there's an Ohio Bassist Club.
  196. TAKE IT BACK!!!!
  197. First gig w/the new band went really well!
  198. CL ad. Enjoy
  199. A case of mistaken identity...
  200. You're in the band???
  201. For all you Kevin Grantt / Brad Paisley fans..
  202. Doo Wop / Oldies Quiz
  203. First open jam in 15 years
  204. Urgent Help Needed
  205. define "bass solo"
  206. First Jazz Gig
  207. $245 Strap!?
  208. Why I Love "Mustang Sally"
  209. "Don't bring anything but your bass....we have a backline for you"
  210. You Know You Should Quit the Band When
  211. Rare Four String Guitar!!!
  212. Tempered?
  213. Things other band members say or do that piss you off...
  214. Playing With Siblings
  215. Easiest gigs ever
  216. Craigslist Humor
  217. Last band I played for.......dissapointing experience
  218. CL+cheating wife=cheap gear
  219. Yet Another (bizarre) CL Post
  220. Is being a bassist a sign of genius?
  221. Don't Gig If You're Suffering From Diarrhoea!!
  222. Drunk People Hitting on YOU at the Gig.
  223. Tank You CL!
  224. And with great honour to "so what, I am a bass player"
  225. Ever meet or play with someone, Then Find out they are in a big band?
  226. One Chord (Tonality) Jam, you pick the key.
  227. T shirt reaction
  228. Terrible Teachers
  229. GAS run out of control (sort of)
  230. Left hand from hell (keyboard player)
  231. You Guys will think I'm a Jerk
  232. whats the dummest thing a guitarist has ever said to you?
  233. Selling guitar, need money for cat food...
  234. my tuner pedal rescued me!
  235. Performance anxiety?
  236. Tell Dr Burkowitz to Stop Glaring at Me!
  237. At The Crossroads
  238. Bassists without a Bass?
  239. A little craig's list treat from a (guitard?) that will make your hair stand on end
  240. Pranking other Bands Thread
  241. Oh Craigslist...
  242. Sound Guy Complaint
  243. My latest facepalm moment
  244. Drummer "impaled his bass drum" at a gig
  245. lenny kravitz 4 string policy..
  246. Jammed with Bill Kreutzmann (Grateful Dead) last nite!!!
  247. A Gig Milestone - Growth As A Musician.
  248. So I'm having a terrible experience with my first gig with this band
  249. Am I the only one to lift all the licks from the Bas Whisperer videos ?
  250. My old Schecter became a radio...