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  1. CL hack job - yikes!
  2. Who here misses touring?
  3. Just Got Mad Props!
  4. Try to top this : Singer leaves between sets, without a word
  5. I Don't Remember Getting Gigs Being This Tough
  6. Anybody tried this? :D
  7. If you think Guitards are bad.....
  8. Can I get some opinions on this?
  9. forgot the plug in my D.I. last night... thank god for avatar.
  10. This is what we deal with... (vid)
  11. My New Gig
  12. Injury at Work! Noo!!
  13. Guitards and Cables.......
  14. Rare CL find!
  15. A FIRST FOR ME: A Bass-Playing Dream
  16. Being bassist... is the right choice!
  17. Favorite Quotes from 7 years of touring and recording:
  18. LOL another Great Craigslist Add
  19. Guitarists=Guitards.....Keyboardists=??
  20. First gig stories
  21. a sad tale
  22. Making Drummers Obsolete... ENTER TRACTOR
  23. Chicks at Shows (Part 3) Subscription = mandatory !
  24. CL post... lol
  25. played an arena last night...wow!
  26. You think you have seen odd gigs? Heres one.
  27. No Cover Song Policy???
  28. Why slap shouldn't exist
  29. First public performance ever at age 49
  30. Most important tip for Bass Players
  31. Pics from an Open Jam a couple weeks back.
  32. Officially the worst gig ever. Hands down.
  33. For those busy drummers
  34. Being the Wingman
  35. Another funny CL post
  36. Ouch! (For the bass' sexiness level not Pete Wentz) NSFW Language!
  37. My own little session story
  38. Stereotype the person above you! Part 6!! - The REALLY REALLY REAL ONE.
  39. So My Band Auditioned a Drummer Last Night...
  40. Greatest setlist to fill the dance floor with naughty sexytime?
  41. Weird stuff at a gig...
  42. Music teacher's compliment
  43. My gift is my curse!! A vent!!!
  44. My show tonight...
  45. What's the dumbest thing a non-musician has ever said to you?
  46. When there's little choice...
  47. Italian and classical vocabulary
  48. Guitard Joke Of The Day
  49. Drawing a Crowd in a Different State
  50. are all guitards bad slappers?
  51. First gig with the new band.
  52. The tables have turned! Bassists on guitar...
  53. does your wife come to every show and you end up with no money?
  54. Super Pro Bass Player (craigslist content)
  55. Old Basstards Club
  56. Dumbest thing I've ever been told at a gig. Ever.
  57. Funny airport/tour stories-armadillo stickbag content!
  58. Now No Minimum Age - Old Basstards Club
  59. Playing for nobody?
  60. You might have already seen this... (CL Content)
  61. so i'm starting college in August and i'm allowed to get two instrument lessons
  62. stereotype the person below you
  63. Manditory Story (LONG)
  64. The dad guitar
  65. for a good laugh...
  66. It happens in every bar.
  67. Guitar Center + Craigslist = Win
  68. Interesting developement.......
  69. Best. Week. Ever.
  70. What Do I Do?
  71. Had our first gig today
  72. First show ever
  73. Won Battle of the Bands!
  74. Magical Performances *OUTDOOR SHOW*
  75. Hecklers anyone?
  76. A Happy Accident
  77. Everyone earplugged at practice: how retarded is that?
  78. How to deal with this?
  79. How long to learn songs for audition?
  80. help crafting a "boycott 'free exposure' gigs" posting
  81. I've got some awesome BASS FACE for you guys
  82. Theme parks
  83. First gig
  84. Fun with band members.
  85. Any gig almost kill you?
  86. Funny line read in a book last night
  87. First gig, !
  88. Cover Band Rant.
  89. Music Appreciation rant.
  90. First live bass solo!
  91. Never thought I'd find this on Craigslist...
  92. I'm using MOTOWN to settle my gas...
  93. MAJOR FAIL
  94. Gig last
  95. Out of sabbatical straight into the fire!
  96. Jigsaws
  97. Karma to Burn
  98. Getting a live version to learn a song from - not so good.
  99. Adventures on Craigslist
  100. Stereotype The Person Above You---Part 7
  101. Studio Recording
  102. Gas attack... logs?
  103. Well... My rig fell over at my gig tonight.
  104. Craigslist ad- AWESOME bass player... 3 string
  105. Government launches scheme to help drummers find jobs
  106. Hot Female Bass Player Wanted (18-25 y/o)
  107. So, tell me again why bass is more fun than G**tar??
  108. Pairing a Markbass LM II with a Cuban Montecristo #4
  109. Bass Faces pt. 2
  110. Whats with guitarists?
  111. Too Loud?
  112. Bela Fleck's new band?
  113. Ad at top of TB...
  114. Gig FTL
  115. sad, but true. :(
  116. More CL funnies!!
  117. You might be too old to gig if .....
  118. It came in a dream.
  119. CL poster on Guitar Center
  120. Check out this myspace page
  121. guitards strike again in Kansas City
  122. Big break on Craigslist
  123. Please judge my craigslist ad ...
  124. Slap Jar
  125. Another Ebay Gem
  126. How to... Road Worn
  127. I'm drinking the wrong kool-aid!
  128. Craigslist Ad... Pretty Funny
  129. I Apologise
  130. Scored a Couple of Fenders
  131. More Craigslist!
  132. Jesus Bass
  133. I found the embodiment of every drummer I know!
  134. I Am So Bloody Proud
  135. Won battle of the bands
  136. Critique my comedy rap band
  137. craigslist humor - Denver
  138. THIS IS THE GIG! (CL content)
  139. Conan & Slash Buy a Guitar on Craigslist
  140. Another Lame Craigslist Bassist Wanted
  141. Too Loud Guitarists
  142. What's your local music scene like?
  143. Funny story about rural neighbors
  144. tips for someone going to a gig with poor chops and no exp?
  145. Craigslist Humor-Philly
  146. Older Drummer
  147. First ever gig tonight
  148. Bad Night/Great Set?
  149. Blasting my ears after Jaco is done playing Donna Lee?
  150. What really bugs me about forums sometimes...
  151. G.A.S.
  152. New LowEnd LEJ "Slap ya Mama" Pickups!
  153. Gig cancelled tonight...
  154. Drinking Before Playing?
  155. You thought you had a rough gig...
  156. The Ghetto Bass Stand
  157. The Club
  158. Bass(ist) prejudice?
  159. Dumb Heavy Metal Bass Player
  160. Guitarist jokes
  161. Craigslist....it doesn't get much better then this
  162. "Gotta Know" Songs for Corp./Cover Gigs
  163. Dumb Craig's List Ads thread
  164. Favorite Bassist Quote
  165. Gigs You Never Knew About?
  166. How Did You Join/Form Your First Band?
  167. Learning the play well enough to get laid
  168. So i got fired from a band for the first time
  169. Hell hath no fury like a bass player spurned.
  170. What's one of the dumbest/most embarrassing bass moments you've had or witnessed?
  171. So I just finished loading up for the gig tonight
  172. first gig in a few years now with a BAD sit in drummer
  173. Amazing eBay find!
  174. Drummer uses me as a metronome
  175. First Real Gig tomorrow night... and im sick as a dog
  176. First gig with my current band tonight! AH!
  177. Tour advice...
  178. Jools gets a severe case of the green eyed jealousy monster
  179. You can use any bass for any style of music!!! I almost went off on the guy...
  180. Arent You The Bass Player? Murderface Video!
  181. Drummer problems? These guys have their solution.
  182. big show
  183. Yet another Guitard Craigslist Ad
  184. Anyone out there who tunes his bass this way?
  185. REAL musicians wanted (CL content)
  186. The worst thing ever
  187. Check out this epic drummer!!!one!111
  188. New CL looniness
  189. Have you ever waited seven months for the nod?
  190. Practice times?
  191. Tour in Yapan, they can not pronounce L!
  192. Just landed an awesome gig!
  193. This is not a tribute band, this is only a tribute
  194. I Hate EBAY.
  195. The keyboardist...
  196. Totally humiliated last night
  197. Have You Been Harassed By A Music Dealer?
  198. How old is too old to rock? Dazed and confused.
  199. 4th of July Gigs?
  200. Wow im so p*ssed now, all bassist must read..
  201. First gig this weekend....testing the waters
  202. I MISSED THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY!!!
  203. PreCussion Bass for sale on CL!
  204. Too Much to Ask?
  205. the long and short of it
  206. o boy
  207. Hell hath no fury like a songwriter scorned...
  208. Another Craigslist seller fiacso
  209. Video - 'United Breaks Guitars'
  210. Guitar Center Stage Fright!!!
  211. A Proper Drum Kit!
  212. Only on talkbass
  213. My teacher/ Bass dealer tried to make me happy =(
  214. United Breaks Guitars
  215. "Tour" Went Alright!
  216. United Broke My Taylor Guitar
  217. Mothman Has Been Topped....
  218. Had amazing tone tonight at practice!
  219. My own wedding gig, and I was dressed accordingly...
  220. Sold my rig..freaking out {vent}
  221. Bass broken during airtrip? well...
  222. Anyone here play Greenfield Rock Fest?
  223. Relaxing day on the deck with a small practice rig
  224. Craigslist posting
  225. really cool.
  226. Gig with Phil Woods tomorrow
  227. Drummer audition nightmares
  228. Sitting in on my first "real" gig!
  229. Show Stopped by Gunfire Outside
  230. Guitard Stories
  231. Ahhh...to be young again
  232. If you play with a pick at a gig, do chicks still think you're playing a guitar??
  233. A comic I did in dedication to everybody who has teenage daughters
  234. That magical "duh!" moment
  235. How to find a funk band
  236. Ever forget to plug your bass in?
  237. Made in Holland
  238. I think my rig just put a Crack in my wall.
  239. Present for your favorite Guitard.
  240. Chasing the Dream
  241. CraigsList STRIKES AGAIN -
  242. The ol' instrument switcheroo
  243. The biggest or best Venue you've ever played ?
  244. favorite transition/band intro songs
  245. My Stupid Lucky Brother: A Paul McCartney Tale
  246. Help! I love playing old stuff
  247. FML.
  248. Get Bassed!
  249. Band Wagon!
  250. Cockrock!