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  1. Doom(ed) Set
  2. You vs. your predecessor
  3. TalkBass song!!
  4. Guitard pride...
  5. simple is as simple does.
  6. Story Time
  7. amusing craigslist post
  8. Didn't get the job because I didn't...(VINDICATION CONTENT)
  9. Another CL ad.
  10. Careful Who You Put Down
  11. Worlds Best Guitardist?
  12. A must read for Bassists
  13. Another Orchestral Story
  14. Guitarists tone
  15. 5 string prejudice applies to 4 as well.
  16. Tell me about gear snobbery/prejudice in your present band
  17. Where's the thread with the old bass/amp ads?
  18. Your favorite TalkBass fails.
  19. Dumb replies to Craigslist ad
  20. Don't make this mistake!
  21. The Dangers of Talk Bass!!!
  22. Apparently plenty of room for everyone
  23. Even camcorders don't like bass solos
  24. Finally getting paid to play
  25. Stalked by a band leader!!!
  26. FINALLY- A REALLY GOOD C-LIST AD
  27. Finally playing in a cover band
  28. GC ripoff rant
  29. Reasons bassists are cool, #476.
  30. Why I use $20 tuners
  31. A TBer came to our jam!
  32. Back in bass lessons......
  33. The "you snooze, you lose!" thread
  34. Coincidence or Just Been Around Too Long?
  35. Confessions of a stupid bassist
  36. So You Left The BAnd
  37. jammed with BB King and Buddy Guy and others last night!
  38. Ending G.A.S.: here is my 12-step program
  39. Oh my God
  40. My bout with Bass Face
  41. The Best "My Life is Average"!!
  42. How Much to Charge for a gig
  43. Another stupid CL ad
  44. Response from a Singer who wantes to auditon for my gig
  45. roscoe beck - leonard cohen
  46. I failed it up live...
  47. Thinking about getting a Daisy Rock bass.
  48. Writing in Crazy Signatures
  49. Has this ever happened to you?
  50. little craigslist
  51. Bas(s)tard or Bass Guitard
  52. the funniest thing
  53. another CL ad that made me laugh
  54. Hottest metal chick!
  55. Going through my HS portfolio from Graphic design...
  56. what's that bass line ?
  57. Band (sort of) try out gone wrong
  58. Pet-names for you gear?
  59. Vocalist Audition Idea: Rockband?
  60. The rest of this year is looking busy...
  61. What's after B?
  62. Bass lessons? Oh, sure!
  63. My Girlfriends lack of musical knowledge is disturbing.
  64. You must watch this.
  65. Working definition of "guitard"
  66. CL ad for drum set
  67. Had to post this YouTube link
  68. Gettin' rich through CL
  69. Gig story (not mine)
  70. a gripe if you will
  71. dam i'm loosing my bass mojo :/
  72. When Nordic Black Metal meets So-Cal Longboarding
  73. now you're talking my language (CL content)
  74. I ate it last night
  75. Bad studio experience
  76. The lazy bassist manifesto
  77. First Set Blues
  78. So I'm 40 today...
  79. Am I wrong or right? Advice?
  80. Why does Guitar center want to record my life's history?
  81. Somebody doesn't want me to have a new amp
  82. Regular Jams?
  83. Bad gig gone great!
  84. Hope you guys haven't seen this yet
  85. "I will buy it for 50% of the price because I have CASH!!!"
  86. Comment Off of Tal Wilkenfeld youtube...
  87. Bass Player Wanted?
  88. New Bass Hero
  89. Why ESPN is Great
  90. Why does this anger me?
  91. Bargain on a Squier VM Fretless
  92. A new twist on CL stupidity???
  93. I think I need to buy a clue.
  94. By the way stories.
  95. CL ad: Did he rob a pawn shop?
  96. We need this guy on TB!
  97. The Awesome Club
  98. Unlikely Club Names!
  99. Total Film: How to Form a Movie Band
  100. Embarassing (performance) video
  101. What is your Favorite "Bad" Instructional Video
  102. Ad response - you can't but love it :)
  103. Funny, we were just wondering about your opinion...
  104. "YOU'RE TOO LOUD!!!"
  105. My first ever reading gig
  106. Is anyone selling one of these??
  107. Things you can't do and play bass at the same time
  108. Here's an interesting craigslist ad....
  109. Do you split tips?
  110. My Wife is Awesome - Music vs. Family
  111. Tips for going on tour
  112. So what's the most severe/fun injury you have caused when playing live?
  113. Audition Story
  114. Weirdest name of a band you've ACTUALLY BEEN IN
  115. You might be in a heavy metal band if...
  116. Subtely funny CL
  117. craiglist facepalm
  118. PDX Jam Session
  119. So my band made an album!
  120. You know you're a mature musician when...
  121. What's the Strangest Musical Experience You've Had?
  122. No fat guys allowed.
  123. Who is my band opening for?
  124. Singer RANT
  125. Drummer BS/rant
  126. My band went crazy last night!
  127. weirdest/strangest/funniest thing you've ever witnessed in a gig as audience
  128. Chicks at Shows (Part 4) Cuz 3 wasn't nearly enough.. !
  129. Loudest Bands
  130. Good Deal
  131. Got a rough gig coming up....
  132. I'm always the last to know....
  133. Had a nasty fall at last nights gig set up. Crocs content.
  134. Sadowskys Can't Fly!!
  135. Stolen instrument, maybe?
  136. Transporting gear to gigs in London, Paris, NYC, etc.?
  137. I played my first arena gig this weekend
  138. Our Holiday Gigs this Year... (some few Pics inside)
  139. GC experience.
  140. My "band" won a local scramble contest ...
  141. Sad Faces :(
  142. aaarggghhh!
  143. Guess who I saw at school today?
  144. Single 55+ Guys, How & Which Chics Can We Approach
  145. Autographed P Bass Auction to benefit Deftones bassist Chi Cheng
  146. BASS PLAYER MAG HAS FAILED ME!!
  147. So today was Guitar Club..
  148. STILL need a bass player!
  149. The bandmates - Gahhh
  150. GUITAREST LOOKING FOR DRUMMER
  151. The Thread of Musical Fails!
  152. Guitar Center advertising how freaking annoying it is to go there
  153. I split my finger open!!
  154. Baked, mashed, boiled and Kissed
  155. Sound war
  156. Just finished my first gigs in 3 years.
  157. I like my basses......
  158. Ebay Fail
  159. Look! i made a video with my band!
  160. Whats Wrong With Modern Teenagers?
  161. the redneck gig
  162. "You mean you don't know '_____'? And you call yourself a musician?"
  163. Are bassists / basses becoming more mainstream / fashionable?
  164. How time flies.
  165. Tips for your death metal band
  166. The Rockin Chair
  167. Funny Bass Shirts
  168. Playing for the Circus
  169. Who Loves Their Drummer?
  170. Finally found musical happiness
  171. Apparel Help!
  172. Things You Never Want Recording Engineers To Say...
  173. The Right Thing?
  174. I think we angered Mayor Bloomberg
  175. A great article from BP Magazine(bit of a read)
  176. Horrible medical condition... What's the name of it?
  177. Vocalist is Learning Guitar!
  178. A picture that will make you cringe.
  179. An illustration of the truth or failed marketing 101?
  180. My visit to Mt. Rushmore...nice picture!
  181. joe cocker translated - woodstock
  182. rockin' on a wednesday night (gig #1)
  183. So I decided to video my band...
  184. Sampler Bands: THE REAL END TO LIVE MUSIC!
  185. Finally found a solution for our drummers problem.
  186. Colorado Springs Clist fight...ongoing..
  187. New Music Video From My Rap/Comedy Band Hallucinokids - Teabag
  188. What's the biggest crowd you've ever played for?
  189. Help! I love and HATE my band (long)
  190. 5 best bassists
  191. What's your favorite "I QUIT!" story?
  192. TROUBLE
  193. My Band's First Show - Victory dance!
  194. New Pearl Jam album
  195. Go Kanye
  196. Acrimony Photos
  197. "All Rock is Local Rock" - A Comic
  198. Lead guitarist's buying bass guitars?
  199. Groupie or Roadie
  200. Wow look what Tay can do!
  201. Are you inexperienced?
  202. My Schism trainwreck live
  203. Vader on bass
  204. Recording Bass
  205. Sick of looking for picks?
  206. What's the SMALLEST "crowd" you ever played to?
  207. What Is The oddest gig you've ever played?
  208. Why can't I have a hollowbody ...
  209. Muse goofing around...
  210. Rolling stones "What's up Makeup"
  211. I just gave you $2000!
  212. Dressing up for gigs
  213. Party on stage at Zun Zun Gig
  214. Another Audition Rant (long)
  215. Am I Missing something here?
  216. Leaving a big band. For the right reasons?
  217. Good and bad drummer haiku
  218. Playing in a band is a lark!
  219. Gear Prices
  220. What are some Kiss products that need to be made?
  221. Flying high...my story so far
  222. Portrait of a guitard thread
  223. It was 35 years ago today ...
  224. PLAYING AT BATTLE OF THE BANDS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
  225. Anyone else seen this craigslist scam?
  226. This is pure class!
  227. My band, and my problem...
  228. Anyone Played at a Nudie Bar (Strip Club)?
  229. Good bass quotes
  230. I don't know what to do on stage.
  231. Can't find a bass player? Offer a reward
  232. Roller Coaster Gig
  233. Pic of a protest we played in Canada mid winter
  234. Tales from the Open Jam Sessions
  235. I forgot Geezer's name! :(
  236. Whaddaya know, Craigslist: 1 for 1
  237. The curse of GAS...
  238. Worst jam session ever...
  239. Playin in the rain
  240. two years this month
  241. "Not your songs, not your decisions"
  242. Arrogant ( and downright rude ) Bass Players
  243. more craigslist humor
  244. Hand Washing Before Playing
  245. The "spends more time on TalkBass than actually playing" club
  246. What gear makes you look old?
  247. You know it's time to leave the band when......
  248. possibly the worst cover ever?
  249. Bass player fail (may be old)
  250. Packed House but....