- rock has stood up to rap this time
- My cat has fleas!!!
- My dog's called Jaco!
- First gigs - how long had you been playing bass for?
- In need of consolidation
- 10 Things To Do With Your Old Bass Strings
- All this for a bass...
- The longest journey......
- Old guy made fun of me
- George Clinton and P-Funk allstars
- Gig Pic
- first live performance
- First Time Playing
- Your best "night before the first gig" stories
- Now this I'd love ta see
- worst band member
- Drummer again!
- Why are the good ones always crazy?
- no bass!?!?!
- my gig tomorrow
- getting girls
- I had my first gig yesterday.
- playing bass gets chicks
- Stagefright
- Local Shows Anyone?
- Just got back from first show
- Most memorable gig moment????????
- Outdoor Gigs
- outdoor gigs suck!
- Tasteless
- Whats the biggest crowd you played for?
- Very Bad Show Tonight!!
- Two great gigs this weekend.
- Upcoming Gig
- New Effects on the Market!
- How many gigs have you played?
- Bass in a Marching Band?!?
- Murphy's Law
- uh.. yeah
- ok ok, i'll do it too
- Worst sound EVER!
- starting a band????
- Big gig story!!!
- Cancelling Tonight's Gig
- Morale boost
- How did you rebound after going blank mid-song?
- First rock gig in fifteen years
- great idea
- Sexiest bass experience.
- Band Name?
- Holiday Bookings
- Jazz Band At School First Show!
- Humor about....
- HS Talent Shows..
- Well...i'm graduating this year...
- For all Kiwi dudes! Next gig!
- Band name...
- Getting Boys
- Onstage craziness?
- Stereotypes?!
- Holy poo!!!
- Jazz Gig At City Hall....
- Another Gig (Band)
- Does anyone else NOT get nervous before a gig?
- Jazz band practice flopped! kind of..........
- First gig, no power, and bad jokes
- First practice with new band
- I GOT MY FIRST GIG
- whats a good name for a punk band???
- HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE.... gig story, a must see
- this will make you laugh............... hard
- Important gig next friday..but what a .....
- Last time i log on...
- The Temptation Of Jaco-Mo
- What is your gig routine?
- Now that gig sucketh...
- read this...
- El mando large-o / caption contest
- Gig situation...advice welcome
- I feel so bad:(
- My night with SOULCRACKER
- my problem with the Battle of the Bands
- Pick up lines
- Just got home from a Steve Vai concert...
- how do you go about getting gigs?
- "No wonder we're not getting any responses to our ad!"
- Waiting for November 24th...
- Munjibunga...
- You're kidding me! Who else is playing tonight?
- New singer.
- Bassist are weird!
- Kicked it with a tasty groove
- My first gig since June...
- cover suggestions
- Bass joke
- I got a direct order to play...
- BAAAD night
- A wee laugh
- played lastnight
- Promoters! ARGH!
- It's inevitable!
- First gig tonight
- playing live.....
- Yesterday's "Bake Sale"
- I did it
- here's a gig story some of you might appreciate.
- Bloody bass
- sadowski and kittens?
- Kleen Axe (Think that's how you spell it)
- A JOKE...HAHAHAHA
- Good # of songs to play
- This one is a real beauty!
- Special guest sitting in...
- Have you ever been black balled
- Some help here.........
- Just played a gig...
- "drummers"
- Got into it with an audience member
- Bands that sound the same...
- "Another singer" Van Halen spoof mp3
- If your band ain't getting live gigs...
- The drums never stop......
- Christmas eve gig..
- Crowd-pleasers please...
- What are some proven on-stage antics?
- Any new Bass Humor???
- Another gig from hell thread
- Fingers
- Chuckle Inside
- broken bass live
- Stupid Guitar Player
- woodchuck is in trouble !!!
- Do you think this mp3 will get me the gig with Metallica?
- the throw your bass behind your head thingy
- First gig... WOOHOO!!
- how old were you at your first gig?
- guitarist woes
- bass: Beautiful music maker or deadly weapon?
- Messed Up At A Band Try-Out Cause of Hot Girl!!!!
- wine gallery gig..
- First Gig Tips
- An Embarassing Yet Funny Story
- Humorous gig???
- Well there was this one time at band camp..
- My brother's first gig....
- What's the most embarrassing thing you've seen on stage?
- Possibly a new gig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- one gig i saw the funniest thing happen
- Just When I Though My Marching Band Duties Were Over...
- toughest times with your band...
- ever get something thrown at you
- How do you tell people to get off the stage?
- Just got offered a sweet gig... finally!
- Battle of the Bands tryouts tomorrow
- New project I'm involved in.
- Atlanta TB'ers.
- The annoying drunks at gigs story thread
- Off-Time Guitar Player!
- A Bass Joke
- Has your band ever played with bands that sucked?
- A mouse walks into a musical instrument shop...
- jazz band local competition
- First Gig
- Put in my place.
- opening gig tips
- Taking a dive!!!!
- The gig that never happened
- My new bass !
- This ska band had the funniest thing happen when they were playing in the south
- Worst first gig experience
- what is punk?
- A bad joke i wrote....
- Playing blindly... AH! pain
- Dumbest or most careless thing you have ever done to your equipment
- FRED DURST.. (I know where he lives)
- First Gig with new Band
- First half-gig.
- Fender Jazz Bass ?? (a bit long sorry)
- Busted up
- Just plug in baby
- Last Nights GIG
- Gig cancelled!!!!
- Theatre gig - in the pit with him !!!!
- First Real Gig Tomorrow. No band to play with...
- For you idolizers!
- oh man....
- Have you ever been boo'd
- Two days; two VERY different gigs
- battle of the bands advice
- the OLD GUY and the PUNK
- bad gig
- I now play in a Church band yay!
- Song list for my band
- Gig playing ~vs~ "studio" playing
- Esperanza Jazz Festival
- lets put the humor back in Bass Humor & Gig Stories
- Head Trauma
- New Bands First Gig....
- pics from my band's 2nd gig
- triple screwed!
- First Show - Arrgghhh!
- Lesson learned, not humorous
- (Hopefully) new joke...
- yas! first gig...
- LAME gig
- Don't let the horn player drink!
- Great gig at the Whiskey last night
- Another gig last night :)
- bloody fingers
- I think we're pretty much screwed!
- Played with Will Lee's dad
- So, we're in the van for five hours ...
- Really bad music joke (don't kill me)
- As useless as.........
- What are your "Desperation" songs ?
- Bass Beating
- Worst Gig in long time....
- Finally gigged with new rig...
- gigs
- New Pics...
- brown note
- crash course in jazz "improv"
- Don't let the horn player drink
- Public Service Announcement
- I got called...
- i suck
- First Time On Stage
- This is going to be awesome!
- Everything fall down go BOOM!
- Jamnesty
- best gigs you ever done...
- 2nd Gig
- So you want band names...
- Playing at double-speed
- our battle of the bands went great!!!
- me my drummer pluse yd and weed
- No more fade to black!!!!!
- Auditions - I always rock them
- Backup basses at gigs
- Strangest Gig Ever....
- Played My First "Gig" on Bass
- saturday was HORRIBLE
- Another jaming story from 'behind the closet'
- E Sharp
- Funniest thing you've found in your cabs
- lol doesint this sound pretty funny
- ah its so hard to choose
- Went to a gig...
- Belfast, Irelands Grand Opera House
- Do you gig alone or with other bands?