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  1. Question for Nashville and Country Bassists
  2. Over with band...
  3. Finally did it!
  4. Second gig of my live....
  5. Wild Shows
  6. Is everybody tone deaf ?
  7. Went to my first real death metal concert!
  8. Rob Hayes Project
  9. Excellent show
  10. For Those About To Rock
  11. Prof Stephen Hawking to join RATM?
  12. Who is stephen hawking?
  13. Wedding gig....
  14. In the Jungle (Joke)
  15. Ever played at 3am?
  16. 1st time playin in front of people, help me out!
  17. MORON headline act...
  18. Auditioning Hell.....
  19. Just thought I'd share....
  20. they say my bass rig is TOO LOUD...
  21. I'm Afraid Of Completely Blowing An Opportunity!!
  22. The Worst Gig Of My Life
  23. So, we played the Day and Ross corporate cruise last night.
  24. getting ready on stage...
  25. THE CURSE OF THE BASS PLAYER
  26. "Musician" Jokes
  27. National lampoons...bass interview
  28. I figured Ya would want to see this!!!
  29. Just Witnessed a Gig from Hell
  30. drummer drool
  31. What are the top 10 reasons girls like bassists?
  32. No more bar gigs!!!!
  33. Last minute GIG for the Holidays...
  34. All Your Bass Are Belong To Us
  35. To move or not to move....
  36. Went to a concert tonight.......
  37. outside gigs
  38. 10 reasons it sucks to be a bass player(in no particular order)
  39. "Open Stage" bassists: Tell us about your gig...
  40. What's the worst wedding gig you've ever played?
  41. Best Band Names!
  42. dumbest joke known to man
  43. YES!!!!!-Impov, by accident gig
  44. Opening for the Motor City Madman!!!
  45. funny situation that happened to me
  46. Good gig last night.
  47. My band played a gig with out me
  48. This is so funny, I had to share it!
  49. Bible Study
  50. interesting night...
  51. Stuff you hate to hear a non-bassist say
  52. Atlanta Gig Alert
  53. Saw something weird at a gig tonight...
  54. Pretty Good Joke
  55. Corny Joke
  56. where was your first gig?
  57. Sacrelige: The story of a Warwick Through an Eden for punk
  58. Broken Strings
  59. Betlehem PA, Musikfest, Last chance, ZuluFunk is callin' it quits!!!
  60. "gig" report
  61. Bring the funny
  62. really stupid band!
  63. Jokes not to tell on a Bass forum.
  64. This dude moved in across the street...
  65. Wedding band joke
  66. heh
  67. Just flung...
  68. 23rd Psalm For Bassists
  69. First Gig Rocked!
  70. Atlanta Gig Alert
  71. We had to bow of tonght's gig.
  72. dont ever get involved with your bandmates
  73. Flashing and P.C. Correctness
  74. String Fiasco on Saturday!
  75. DONT POST THESE TWO JOKES ANYMORE
  76. I knew it!
  77. show tonight
  78. crappiest joke ever
  79. cruise gig pictures.... fun gig!!!!!
  80. Funny thing happened after my bass lesson
  81. my bands 1st gig at the-rox festy
  82. Any guitar player can play bass
  83. Joke of the Month: Drummer Joke
  84. New to Bay Area - Oakland/San Fran - Wanna gig!!
  85. Fung Shui Gig
  86. another drummer joke
  87. gig pics.....
  88. Ummm, take a look at this "bass"
  89. My story..
  90. I got beat by a Sponge!
  91. Amazing show last night
  92. First gig!!
  93. my band plays a birthday party!
  94. How I got kicked out of my band...
  95. trad sessions..never again
  96. Didn't make the cut...'cuz I can't read.
  97. Trying not to freak :)
  98. JamShed Drama
  99. I cant tell if this girl wants me to tech her bass because she is interested in it...
  100. Funny Site
  101. alembic groove
  102. a variation on the classic insult
  103. Ya Know That Vanessa Carlton Song??!!
  104. last nights show
  105. I think those two jokes sucked
  106. favourite bassist
  107. I just got home from seeing JT's band...
  108. Gig at the 7-11
  109. Atlanta Gig announcement
  110. Pathetic audition/jam
  111. Next gig..... ON A FLAT BED TRUCK?!
  112. I wish I had a ...
  113. I MISSED THE FLECKTONES!
  114. Freakin Figures
  115. Mr.T
  116. Blynd Zenyth to play The Bandwagon
  117. If any of you TB'ers are in the Milwaukee area, my band Crawlspace plays Saturday.
  118. good stroy from a gig 2 days ago
  119. Is is considered bad form to mention your next show that is at a competing bar?
  120. Bumper sticker
  121. The good and the bad from our gig saturday night.
  122. junior seau sighting...
  123. hey atlanta tb'ers!!!
  124. Chicks dig bass players- new evidence discovered
  125. my friday night gig. [violence, guns]
  126. Halloween gigs?
  127. We got flashed..
  128. Napster, Kazaa et al uproar!
  129. Hey, Atlanta--It's Thursday...
  130. Polish Sausage
  131. fact is stranger (funnier) than fiction...
  132. Gig cancelled last minute
  133. standard musician jokes
  134. fun playing in class
  135. My REAL first show
  136. Wasup
  137. ....
  138. a very tasty gig last night
  139. Next time bring your own sound guy.
  140. Hey man, Can I borrow your cord?
  141. First Gig as good or as bad as first sex!
  142. last nights gig from hell
  143. Tober's WORST GIG EVER LAST NIGHT! (10/20)
  144. come check us out again! tuesday oct 22 at smiths olde bar
  145. He's a Guitar Wizard...
  146. Horse singers.
  147. Don't you just hate it when teh battery dies?
  148. Kids in the Hall sketch
  149. Funny Joke
  150. my band/gig pics.
  151. Doh... Here's an email I just sent out.
  152. Star Wars character sits in for Korn's guitarist!!
  153. We do have something over those Guitarists!!!
  154. Oh My God --- AWESOME show
  155. Irish Tuning story LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
  156. HeY Guys! I FoUnD TheSe FUNNY JoKeS On da InTeRneT!! DuRR WrOnG FoRum LOL
  157. So, so tired of wrist-pain jokes
  158. Good Gig last night
  159. Good, bad, and ugly... but all good in the end
  160. Found a use for Drummers!
  161. Saved by the gig - sorta
  162. A non-gig story...
  163. Seattle TBers, show your support!
  164. Your too loud. Turn it down...
  165. #*&$#@ !!!!!!!!!!
  166. Gig Haiku
  167. Another &$*#@&%
  168. Great show the other night
  169. Basking in the afterglow... (loooong)
  170. "SeeMySelfInActionOnAGig"-pics!! [LOTS OF NINO BROWN PICTURES INSIDE!!]
  171. Can't play a good show
  172. That'll teach him to say "really funky" to a bassist
  173. My first gig went great!
  174. Question
  175. first gig
  176. AWESOME SHOW!!!
  177. another nightmare gig
  178. UK TB'ers- see the Alan Partridge airbass scene?
  179. Jealous Ex Band Member
  180. Good Joke!!!
  181. Anyone know any good musician jokes?
  182. Jeez what a bad night!
  183. had my first ever gig sat. night
  184. Reggae "Pull up!"
  185. Just finished my first all-fretless gig
  186. Modern Day Addam's Family???
  187. First Gig
  188. My new holiday gift - DPBB Custom Five String!!
  189. Tales about guitar players...
  190. Jammin' with Zep Heads
  191. First Show or Darn Cords!
  192. Looking for Bay Area Open Mic Opportunities
  193. Adult Beverages Anyone?
  194. Gondola ride to the gig????
  195. 2nd gig, not good at all
  196. Picking on your poor guitar player....
  197. Our first gig
  198. Fun time
  199. do you need a permit to bag flying sheet music?
  200. another diss to wish
  201. Double Weekend Bookings.... Rule!!!
  202. Gig- 2 months Ago
  203. A NEW BAND FOR ME...Maybe.
  204. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laught at?
  205. Can you hear what I'm thinking?
  206. our 2nd gig
  207. Craziest practice... EVER!
  208. Who'd of thunk it!"
  209. Gig Spam! - Feb 15th!
  210. Awkwardly worded reviews
  211. Worst. Audition. Ever.
  212. venting
  213. JAMAALADEEN TACUMA for those interested.
  214. I am not a singer.....
  215. oh ....my....GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  216. First Gig With New Band
  217. best ad for a bass player
  218. New Band for me!
  219. What i did at church last night
  220. Two of my worst stage experiences.
  221. band outfits
  222. Where did all the singers go?
  223. Playing on Valentine's Day
  224. jokes against guitarist
  225. Want to kill the instructor now
  226. Booking Manager Must Die
  227. Don't ya just hate it when you know in advance the gig is going to suck?
  228. This is priceless...
  229. Good start with a teacher...
  230. First gig.. AWESOME!
  231. Ultimate Compliment!
  232. me and my rig
  233. The end of an era
  234. Fun at band practice
  235. Music Dictionary for C&W Musicians
  236. Our Good friend Zanderrstar
  237. Pulled Fat out of Fire...MMM Tasty!!!
  238. Have you ever crapped yourself on stage?
  239. Musical Plays anyone?
  240. First Gig
  241. ever miss or walk out on a gig?
  242. Friendly Gigspam, Lehigh Valley PA
  243. Man...they sold out on us!
  244. frist gig my band showed up,
  245. Played to Packed House On Saturday
  246. Favorite "Heckle" to friends' bands...
  247. Remeber Sponge?
  248. 2nd chance at gig
  249. Why are Northern europeans the best luthiers ?
  250. Band name change.