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  1. boss tb-4
  2. First time playing live!!!.......
  3. we got paid! w00t!
  4. IBAENZ HUMOREZ
  5. Another fine quote from Mixerman...
  6. have to tell....
  7. Optimism
  8. Show me your bass face!
  9. crap..my guitarist put down made fun of myself
  10. Ever got physically threatened during a gig?
  11. I played the coolest GIG.....EVER!
  12. bling bling
  13. Big O GIGSPAM - UNDER ARREST live in Toronto
  14. guitar wankers
  15. Milwaukee gig spam!
  16. So there were 2 gigs at school this week.
  17. Dude invents BassStringO-Cam!!
  18. Embarrassing night.
  19. First GIG, please come ;-)
  20. THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST SHOW STORY EVER!
  21. big time for local bar band
  22. First gig review
  23. Check this out!
  24. Worst bass related experience
  25. Ever have a gig where you were booked wrong?
  26. HOLY CRAP
  27. We are in England's Biggest Festival!!
  28. First "Public" Gig
  29. Tonight's gig.. bah.
  30. the worst thing that could happen to a bassist
  31. Brutal outdoor gig!
  32. nice little gig in hell..........
  33. third gig, on camera!!!
  34. Dodged a bullet today/made some money
  35. I have sold out
  36. THE WORST TRAINWRECK CAUSE BY YOU
  37. TOBER REVIEW
  38. YOUR first gig
  39. We've lost our drummer...
  40. I reckon it's a successful gig when nobody gets electrocuted...
  41. My bad punk concert experience- broken bass
  42. CONTRA(CEPTION) BASS
  43. 2 Skinne J's
  44. First Gig went great!
  45. First performance on keyboards!!
  46. very bad week for a bassist
  47. awesome first gig
  48. bassists+basses
  49. Onion article about a bassist
  50. The best blonde joke
  51. bitter sweet
  52. Festival gig...
  53. Lunch Time Gig
  54. whip cream? funny little story/rant
  55. We just booked the coolest gig ever.
  56. Under age in a Bar???
  57. Mini-tour in Southern Ireland :)
  58. My shoulder hurts...
  59. Official Bass Player Offenses & Fines Form
  60. Cool vintage fender
  61. ANTIBALAS Afrobeat Orchestra at Winnipeg Jazz Festival!!!! (and other reviews)
  62. Most Embarrassing performance
  63. Glastonbury 2003
  64. You opened for WHOM???
  65. New Quiz?????
  66. the perils of switching instruments
  67. slightly...unprepared?
  68. (Edited) Misadventures, accidents, and stories of gore (what?) ...OH MY!! (indeed!)
  69. Making a movie, need help.....
  70. Stage sickness
  71. This ever happen to you?
  72. Send this link to all of your Geetar Buddies
  73. Vocal Monitors for tonite's gig... feedback tips?
  74. Rubicon Kharma
  75. DRove over my head!!! not MY head, my "head".
  76. Does homestarrunner.com suck?
  77. MUSICIAN JOKES
  78. Bassist Impersonator - long
  79. Time Out NY article.......
  80. A sad day for the Stupid one
  81. 2nd gig goes ..... well ( pictures inside)
  82. How do you guys deal with...
  83. a nice gig story....
  84. Two outdoor festival gigs in the same afternoon tomorrow!!
  85. why breaking your leg is cool
  86. wooo! first gig!
  87. I ran across this the other day...
  88. Most intimidating gig ever. In prison!
  89. playing face up
  90. Gig Etiquette
  91. that was crap
  92. A bass player's view to life
  93. Wedding gig in rain
  94. Bass sale story
  95. i have a crush on the bug eating tattooed lady
  96. Does this ever happen to you ?
  97. Do marching band shows count as gigs?
  98. Let me tell you about my "b" gig. (Long)
  99. Criminal Intent
  100. Im a role model
  101. whats a fretless space guitar?
  102. My first reading gig
  103. I love the way this guy tells stories.........
  104. How is it that every gig I play turns to sh*t?
  105. Am I the only one?
  106. Soul kitchen.
  107. Roadie Stories
  108. 1962 P-bass restoration project-You won't believe this!
  109. Worst of gigs, best of compliments
  110. Last nite's gig: the good, the bad & the ugly...
  111. Got to debut my restored Ampeg at a gig, but...
  112. car or bass
  113. in a thoroughly good mood today
  114. definition of guitar
  115. Another Duncan Fry Special...........
  116. Bassists In Front ! ! !
  117. drummers
  118. So how was your Halloween gig?
  119. Halloween show/costume pics
  120. Drummer gag (sorry drummers)
  121. was invited to the ambassador's house for dinner!
  122. CD Release Party Tonight!!!
  123. Musicians Not Wanted Ad
  124. Can you pull a hamstring playing the bass?
  125. First Battle of the Bands...
  126. In a rut ? get a different gig !
  127. Jeez I hope that's a woman....
  128. 1st gig with new band
  129. First gig
  130. Cool history at our last gig!
  131. Early John Turner Photo Found!
  132. Something for the shredders among us.
  133. Best gig you ever had.
  134. Gig on Tuesday, need oppinions on set list
  135. Some comic strips I drew when I was in Junior high.
  136. Bass Air Guitar-J D Supernat Replica Tattoo
  137. Church bassists - most inappropriate tunes heard during church
  138. 23rd Psalm for Bass Players
  139. BASSIST REVENGE!!!!
  140. It only took 20 years
  141. Deftones' Chi Cheng= The Fast Show's "Swiss Toni"
  142. How NOT to book a show
  143. the price of being a bass player
  144. Most painfull jam session
  145. Crud. A "professional sound company."
  146. Is this typical bar behavior for gigs?
  147. carrying the gear
  148. Another from urbandictionary.com
  149. Every bass fathers dream,,,
  150. Wo hoo!! More PA, more roles as bandmember...
  151. snapped my g string and busted a nut
  152. Coolest and Dumbest band names you've played under...
  153. Talkbass: "How the hell did I manage that?" Thread
  154. Help! MY Ego is in the way!!!
  155. concert with 7 bassists!!!
  156. Bass quotes...
  157. Clap Trap - Another Duncan Fry special.
  158. Distortion, great thing...
  159. The world wide change from "bass" to "barse"
  160. booze, women, and drummers
  161. My recording experience in Seattle
  162. Cryptic music humor
  163. good idea? bad?
  164. Recent gig-bloopers
  165. First Gig
  166. What I learned at ska band practice on Tuesday...
  167. You know you're a bass player if...
  168. what kind of money are you getting for gigs?
  169. My First Bass Solo
  170. Funny bass story...
  171. First gig since last May...
  172. Absolute Disaster
  173. .. I hate guidance councilers...
  174. I think my roomate is very strange about his bass.....
  175. Using Noise as a Weapon
  176. A tale of contrasts
  177. dumb things ya did on stage on accident?
  178. My band gets all "soapy"
  179. hEY GUESS WHO CALLED ME!!!!!!!!!!
  180. Dumb singers
  181. Bass Hero
  182. How a Bass Player gets a better Motel room.
  183. My first incounter with a bass teacher...
  184. Played my first bigger gig - in a church
  185. has anyone completely spaced out in the middle of a song?
  186. ..BUT - It's a great opportunity . .
  187. those darn guitar players
  188. Earning my wings...
  189. The Gig that wasn't
  190. Ever Forget Your HEAD?
  191. B.O.B. letdown
  192. How many gigs do you think you have done?
  193. Funnies
  194. First Gig Last Night
  195. My First + 2nd bass gig
  196. Soilent Green and the South Park Incident
  197. Best Music Festivals
  198. Can i have strings for...
  199. First paying Gig
  200. 3RD gig
  201. Sound at gigs & hearing yourself?
  202. Should you sell your Soul???
  203. One of my first shows
  204. My first GIG!
  205. has anyone completely spaced out and missed a show?
  206. Budding Rockstar (aka - my first show)
  207. Couldn't hear my bass in the monitors (or on stage) last night...
  208. My little saying :-p.
  209. Saturday Night's Alright For Flushing....
  210. Playing the Moore Theater
  211. We sucked but the crowd loved us...
  212. 120 new cover tunes in three weeks
  213. Electric keyboard dropped in tune... bad gig
  214. Just had a kickass show.
  215. Today's gig.
  216. Q: how many bluegrass bassists does it take
  217. What's the funniest song your band has played at a show?
  218. 1st live gig NERVOUS/SCARED
  219. Gig from HELL Horror stories
  220. So yeah, I played with Jim Carroll last nite.
  221. No gigs in Redkneckland
  222. This weekend is going to be great
  223. Stuff you hate to hear Bassists say
  224. I'm in LA Times!
  225. Have You Ever.....
  226. Has anyone gotten pissed off and missed a show on purpose?
  227. We rocked the place!
  228. 2 bands booked and only 1 slot
  229. Getting Prepared for a Gig
  230. Best bass around $400 ???
  231. Ego bruised..
  232. Has music ever made your life awkward?
  233. Biggest venue you have played?
  234. wasted on stage
  235. What's the NICEST thing your drummer has said to you?
  236. I hate guitar center
  237. callous fingers
  238. Gig for the 4th
  239. People that should play bass.. but don't?
  240. A True Story (not)
  241. Just got home from Warped Tour mini tour
  242. Played a great gig last night.
  243. FunkeeStation at The Boat Bar
  244. The Duct Tape Appreciation Thread
  245. Bass Solos VS "My Heart Will Go On"
  246. ever play for a litter of puppies
  247. Budweiser True Music Battle of the Bands
  248. Best dismissal EVER.
  249. 1st Paid Gig
  250. Democratic Fund-Raiser... should i accept the gig?