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  1. I gotta laugh at this one.
  2. I had a good weekend!
  3. my first gig
  4. First (and worst) gig ever!
  5. papa's got a brand new gig!
  6. Anyone ever have this problem?
  7. Bassist VS Drummer
  8. Gig Story's
  9. Practicle joke on a cop
  10. 4 hours before showtime!
  11. I learned a lesson this night...
  12. Opened Up for Diamond Rio!
  13. Letting someone use my bass on a gig, plus a stage on a rail
  14. I played with the world's best drummer today!
  15. Gis Spam- i am so stoked!
  16. Musicals Are Fun!
  17. The KISS principle
  18. Walter Becker on G.A.S.
  19. The band is better than the bar
  20. 1st gig was Saturday
  21. Gig announcement
  22. 2 Shows in 1 Day
  23. Guitar players/singers/leader who cant follow bass
  24. Gear Nut Incident
  25. Wooten's Rider
  26. Anyone heard of SWR???
  27. Guess who got a gig!
  28. bands reunited
  29. How to sing the blues (long, but funny)
  30. A cool blended band!!!
  31. Booked for New Year's Eve??
  32. My band's first gig
  33. The dangers of jumping around stage
  34. better get a-goin!
  35. KA-POW!
  36. Strangest things stored in bass bins
  37. meh
  38. Interesting Gig.
  39. Emptying airports...
  40. Funny drummer story
  41. Ordering From Allparts / Warmoth?
  42. A Biblico-Musical Parable
  43. Drummers that suck!
  44. Drummers Who Always Use The Same Drum Beat
  45. :"vents open":
  46. equipment story
  47. peavey max bass pre amp?
  48. My band got a cool gig!!
  49. Grrr... War stories from the weekend...
  50. Our night with Metallica
  51. New gig!!! I am stoked!!!!
  52. Band members who aren't so committed.
  53. lame guitarist
  54. Let's hear your stories about agents/promoters/managers
  55. Anyone doing the Trib thing?
  56. how many mistakes do you typically make at a gig?
  57. crappy night
  58. An Amazing Gig
  59. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  60. We opend for Monte Montgomery last night!
  61. Soulful Expression
  62. victim of a smoke machine
  63. rehearsal space/studio must haves!
  64. Gig without drummer
  65. The "You Suck!" lady.
  66. Yellowjackets
  67. Positive drummer gig story
  68. Bass NINJA
  69. London Kru!!!!
  70. Manring & Lawson in London - tonight...!!!
  71. You might have more control than you think
  72. Ever done this?
  73. Follow the leader?
  74. The Phantom gig.
  75. first gig ever!
  76. Lesson learned through compliment.
  77. Audition Last Night and an unknown condition pops up
  78. Bad day at the office
  79. Band members who are posers and pretenders.
  80. In the pit for my "Concert in Oz"
  81. If all the bassists we're to be in a huge band...
  82. OMG! THIS WAS GREAT!!!!
  83. we're gonna be on tv!
  84. Jerk Guitarist Cuts Off Bass Solo:
  85. 23 Shows in 9 Days!
  86. Who's being more unreasonable here?
  87. HELP
  88. "cry apache" a dity i did as a kid
  89. Bass dreams.
  90. chewbacca plays bass...
  91. Funny Names
  92. The ultimate moral boosting list
  93. Im wierdo
  94. "hell" at church.
  95. On Stage
  96. One of the most fun shows, with a ton of problems.
  97. Lead guitarist jokes everyone welcome to contribute!
  98. Names that you and others give your bass.
  99. you've been supported by...? (WOW)
  100. Wow.....my first live performance
  101. Hope this isn't anyone here...
  102. I met Murphy Karges from Sugar Ray!!!!
  103. Official TalkBass Member Rock 'N Roll Confidential D*****bag Submission Thread
  104. First Gig
  105. "Band Wars"
  106. Equipment failures (humorous!)
  107. My bass gets me girls...
  108. Drummers' timing and how it affects your playing
  109. got my bass signed
  110. Worst Gig ever!!
  111. Best "Bassist Available" Ads????????
  112. anyone else overly-critical of their performance
  113. This is a bad one.... (gig horror story)
  114. Anyone have a socket for my rig!?
  115. Funny performance at a church
  116. I think my band is falling apart (really long sorry)
  117. Gig alert!! Opening for Stanley!!!!
  118. How Many.....
  119. ***!!! I got fired for a stupid reason.....
  120. Opened up for VanSelus' band Sat. night...
  121. First experience playing in a musical
  122. Look ma! No Wires!!!!
  123. why americans have bad riddim'
  124. playing bass to TV commercials
  125. those odd groupies
  126. Welcome to show BIZ!!!
  127. joke's on me......
  128. not experienced enough?
  129. "Welcome To My Nightmare"
  130. Warning signs at gigs
  131. Any Valentines/V-Day Themed Gigs?
  132. First Gigs
  133. Unusual Gig/Band practice/ Bass stories
  134. Who goes buck-toothed when they groove?
  135. Whaaat?? A much goodly translation
  136. fanboy
  137. embarrising modifications (ouch)
  138. How much juice do you have?
  139. Here is to feeling awesome!
  140. Needs saving stories
  141. want to come see my band perform?(chicagoland area)
  142. Blurrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg
  143. I think I'm cursed
  144. Whining musicians...
  145. drummer joke
  146. WORST SONG. EVER
  147. Share your favorite forum cliche phrases
  148. Man am I glad we didn't play at THIS place!!
  149. $300, mmkay?
  150. on that high
  151. Wish they woulda told me sooner...
  152. weirdest gig ive ever had
  153. Well that was... fun. :P
  154. you know what i friggen hate?
  155. Um... Avritallica?
  156. Battle of the bands
  157. Drop D Doodoo
  158. BAND NAMES!
  159. How does a lead singer screw in a lightbulb?
  160. Battle of the Bands Stories
  161. most inappropriate bass sesh!
  162. Who's your Paddy?
  163. Whatever Can Go Wrong Will
  164. Psalm for Bassists
  165. gig girls....arrh!
  166. Funny gig story
  167. Bass in your underwear
  168. Kids these days have no respect...
  169. Gig from Hell
  170. Toni Childs wants us to back her up for free?
  171. Absolutely's "Systems analysts band" sketch
  172. Crazzy messed up guitarist kicked out of band!!
  173. Lampshades From Heaven
  174. Empty Threats at the White Horse High Wycombe
  175. wooo...jazz trio
  176. Pay to play?
  177. How to plan a wedding gig
  178. horrible gig last night!
  179. one thing i hate more than anything...
  180. You know it's Last call When...
  181. odd, but fun gig.
  182. did you ever play a gig while you were sick?
  183. battle of the bands
  184. Crazzy messed up drummer!!
  185. THE big easy (SPOKANE WA)
  186. Hands that kill strings
  187. Farting during a show
  188. People messing around my "personal area" during solo
  189. productive sesh
  190. Crowd Pleasing Bass solo... thingy
  191. Have you ever played your bass while naked?
  192. Police Acadamy III
  193. Have you ever played the bass after "going solo"?
  194. Knocked over guitars?
  195. Playing during a power failure!
  196. Last Night's "Show" ... or "Drummer Tantrums"
  197. So we got ripped off again last night
  198. YAY! FIRST GIG WENT WELL!
  199. Weirdest onstage getup
  200. Crowd pleasing entertainment help please...
  201. Funny Science Teacher Remark
  202. Mesa 400+...Skydiving??
  203. Just wanted to share this story
  204. First "Gig"
  205. My newest jazz concert
  206. MY NEXT RIG!! (Yes, I'll need a ladder!)
  207. The Talent show!!!!
  208. My first pay gig..
  209. Gig last night...
  210. "Forced" bass solo request...
  211. Haha! Seinfeld...
  212. Some people I tell you.
  213. Stupid Novelty Bands!!!
  214. Am I a dork?
  215. Strange Gig
  216. Why I am never playing pickstyle again...
  217. Worst drum fill ever...
  218. Ever play songs you don't know?! GIGGING?!
  219. "Don't you have songs with words, so we can dance?"
  220. Bass ignorant - Bigtime.
  221. Dribbling.....
  222. Something that's been mentioned before
  223. Fuse Mission
  224. Funny thing happend at the Victor Wooten concert last night...
  225. Weird Gig
  226. First summer gig
  227. NEW PEAVEY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
  228. Killer gigs
  229. ever have one of "THOSE shows"?
  230. I need to know what happened!!
  231. Tanya Tucker took our dressing room.
  232. I HATE SOUNDMEN
  233. feeling bummed out...
  234. Do you give names to your basses?
  235. Why did the bass cross the road?
  236. Wierd thing happened yesterday....
  237. first sienfeld experiance.
  238. Need opinion rg: Gig at festival organized by church and profanities in lyrics
  239. My band just fell apart (long)
  240. Battle Of The Bands (update from previous thread)
  241. First gig...kinda. fun stuff
  242. So these 3 notes walk into a bar --
  243. Jamhouse gig in July
  244. i had a bad gig last night
  245. What to get the new Baby?
  246. Nightmare scenario....
  247. Our first gig in 7 years - Report (long).
  248. Ever hit one of your fans' car?
  249. Band Limo/Equipment Van
  250. Drink lots of water is the moral of the story