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  1. Truss Rod Trip
  2. bass sale
  3. BAD NAKED!
  4. Losing a gig/audition
  5. Justifiable homicide
  6. Sliced my thumb...
  7. I want to play bass, but I also don't want to let my father down...help!
  8. Safeguarding your gear
  9. TURN MY MIC UP!!!! NO!!! YES!!! ARGHHH!
  10. Do you sleep in the day after a gig?
  11. Jamin'
  12. slightly discriminating joke: what do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians
  13. Cheech and Chong
  14. Try not to pee yourself when you listen to this...
  15. First gig(s)
  16. Story from Hell!
  17. 4 starters - What made you pick bass?
  18. silly tabbers.
  19. A Firing...of sorts.
  20. Some awesome jokes that I found to be hilarious.
  21. My First BIG Gig
  22. My Latest Gig
  23. this one time at music camp...
  24. Why I didnt get into the band
  25. In The Pocket
  26. Guest people who don't know the song your playing
  27. Bassist wanted....
  28. annoying kids
  29. A funny tuning story?????
  30. eugh...
  31. Must read for Performing Musicians LOL!
  32. Things to do at band rehearsals...
  33. Larry Graham instructional video.
  34. Twilight Zone CCR
  35. Another drummer story
  36. Now I'm Nervous
  37. Anybody ever have a bad house party?
  38. Riff Disease
  39. Ever do something "ROCK STAR"
  40. Worst bass injury to date *graphic picture*
  41. Fun in the sun yesterday
  42. A Professional Trio Just Lost a Gig to Our Quartet
  43. wedding gig with fun requests!
  44. First bar gig, what a BLAST!
  45. Yeah, but what about the GUITAR PLAYER!!
  46. Thank Goodness for a D String...
  47. Ouch.
  48. Strangest cover gig to date....
  49. Not my gig, but weird drunk guy story
  50. Tripped and fell off stage
  51. My first gig (and my first post)
  52. Hilarious Bassist Wanted Ad
  53. Please help me with choosing name....
  54. What Spinal Tap quality scene have you starred in?
  55. My band's last show, tonight.
  56. "I'm going to have to kill you."
  57. Bass themed tattoos
  58. Our Band Stinks
  59. For those of you who love to cook
  60. Do do you find finds?/How did you find your band?
  61. Jimmy's gig
  62. recent events
  63. Hey
  64. First Gig Question.
  65. Our First Gig ROCKED!!!
  66. oh man
  67. Worst gig experience thus far, Fisaga's in Harrisburg, PA.
  68. Playing for "kids"
  69. Bad gig
  70. My amp...touched me.
  71. Just learned about 20 songs in 4 hours....
  72. Playing my generation
  73. Playing my first show as a bassist tonight!!
  74. Take heart! No matter how bad you may be...
  75. Would You Believe...
  76. Irritating Gig
  77. Why I don't want to sing...
  78. First gig booked
  79. you want humor?
  80. I feel TERRIBLE!
  81. Pick Player Predjudice
  82. Van Morrison joke
  83. $200 for a 10 minute gig ***!
  84. Got a joke?
  85. Great set of gigs this weekend!
  86. Blues Festival Gigs!
  87. Two recent gig stories.
  88. A very wet gig
  89. Oh what a sad gig....
  90. Rockstar INXS House Band
  91. Sitting in... should I be jealous?
  92. arrrgh i want to shoot myself
  93. The "man we`re cool and have long arms"-performance -can it get any worse?
  94. No dice for us.
  95. Now I see the value of a Speakon.
  96. A New Era
  97. Why a bass is better than a woman
  98. Learning experience...
  99. first paid gig with band, how to attract epople
  100. embarasing gig of the year
  101. Good gig, Bad recording
  102. 80s Man
  103. Just came back from an audition...
  104. Gig that puts a smile on your face!
  105. Bass Player Pet Peeves
  106. first gig tonight...
  107. Sittin' in...
  108. New twist on "Pay to Play".
  109. Some people
  110. Spinal Tap?
  111. Murphy's Law strikes again!
  112. The Devil Went Down To Florida
  113. 2 snaps
  114. Did I get my arse kicked?
  115. "my band"
  116. Need help on a band name
  117. First gig jitters
  118. Exciting Night
  119. Awesome Gig last night
  120. Did anyone else get a late start playing music?
  121. holloween gigs w/ costumes
  122. SAT's....
  123. Craziest gig story
  124. any advice?
  125. Worst Gig Ever
  126. got another "bad show" story
  127. So we played a biker bar last night....
  128. Weird comment.
  129. A Hack on the Stage
  130. Why bass is hard to learn
  131. Moral of the Story
  132. This weekend...
  133. funny link
  134. Anyone familiar with the band Social Code?
  135. Most Laughs You've Had On A Gig
  136. Follow along as I prepare for Saturday's gig
  137. Great Gig Tonite
  138. where are my straplocks
  139. Don't you hate it when....
  140. Fudge and the certain f word!
  141. Rant: gig got cancelled.
  142. 1st Gig With My 6er
  143. Seen a Big name band make a mistake (live)
  144. Drummer Not Happening
  145. :::Bass Joke::: Heaven and the loading dock.
  146. Last Saturday, tragedy to triumph
  147. Justice is singing a different tune
  148. rock on!
  149. Halloween gig
  150. Caption Competition (absolutely no fabulous prizes to be won)!
  151. An Honor of a Gig
  152. Gadzooks! Gig coming up as sub...
  153. So I was asked to play a show TONIGHT...
  154. The Omega Project
  155. What To Wear & Not To Wear To Your Gig!
  156. Google Fight! Warwick vs. Spector!
  157. bar fights...
  158. so, I have a show friday
  159. My A* joke:D
  160. Gig Pix
  161. Recording horseplay
  162. Bass Violation Sheet
  163. Cool Picture
  164. Bombed Show- Yikes!
  165. FUN GIG!
  166. bad music joke...
  167. Stupid Leader Tricks
  168. Fun With Electricity
  169. First Gig!
  170. I was bummed, untill someone asked for some recordings!
  171. Gig Pictures
  172. Spot the difference?
  173. The bass face
  174. A strange and beautiful Irish Christmas...and maybe a ghost story
  175. Another picture thread
  176. Tips for the audience
  177. Gig Moments
  178. Best bassist ad EVER!
  179. Well that was a waste of energy...
  180. This forum is dead now! I wanna here some cool stories!!!
  181. Fretless Humor
  182. Played Tonight at My Daughter's School - What a Blast!
  183. joke - Ear plugs are like condoms
  184. NEW Led Zeppelin footage
  185. Title for book about the bass player
  186. First gig tomorrow!
  187. Closest. Call. Ever.
  188. First time in public
  189. Bass Xmas songs
  190. LOL
  191. first gig :)
  192. Don't you care about my band's show?
  193. Christmas Day Rant
  194. hip hop stop
  195. Bass Withdraws Anyone?!?
  196. Blood on Bass
  197. How was your New Year's gig?
  198. Case of the "EXPLODING" Wall Warts
  199. Strange facts about you and bass.
  200. Some sort of weird phenomena.
  201. What pisses you off most about musicians?
  202. Bass Humor/Gig Story predicted for this weekend
  203. Church Praise Service Vent
  204. Bass Solo/Ditty
  205. Session with a dreamer
  206. Hard Cases or Gig Bags?
  207. Took out a patella tonite
  208. So Mudvayne and korn are going to tour together...
  209. Odd gig tonight
  210. There is nothing quite like breaking a string
  211. My Hipshot Phone Call
  212. Noise violation
  213. Tricky Stage crew
  214. First show in nearly 5 years...
  215. Shazbot! 4 hour gig in 48 hr
  216. What do you call yourself...
  217. What is wrong with this picture???
  218. HILARIOUS Black Sabbath Cartoon!!!
  219. Best train wreck you've ever seen onstage
  220. Rowdy crowd
  221. Coffee's revenge
  222. Didn't think a Trio (jazz) gig would be so nice..
  223. Toppling speaker stands!!!
  224. Post your Gig Revenge Stories here!
  225. My Day With Carl Thompson!
  226. Funny advertisement
  227. First gig whit my band
  228. Nifty Gig
  229. MONTHS of nothing then...YAY! 2 gigs next week!
  230. Wow... A gig with 2,000 people....
  231. Fish and Wildlife *** ????!
  232. Never give your guitarist the washer from your straplock
  233. Gig with Air Supply!
  234. Got a gig coming up!
  235. What to tell a bassplayer on valentines day.
  236. nice compliment
  237. The cursed venue strikes again!
  238. compliments on a cheap bass?
  239. First paid gig coming up!
  240. My band's first gig
  241. Nice Gig in Arizona
  242. Devastated....then kinda excited
  243. First Gig Tonight with New Band!!
  244. First gig...nailed it!
  245. First Paid Gig!
  246. Saving Electricity with light show (this is funny)???
  247. Why do guitarists use so much reverb?
  248. Bass Player Offenses and Fines List
  249. "Is this fretless?"
  250. I love my wife