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  1. Live T.V.
  2. A little uplifting tale
  3. From now on I'm gonna be honest
  4. Not humorous, just got me psyched
  5. GOD CREATED THE BASS
  6. Gigs!!! We got gigs!!!
  7. Dream Theater - 3/6/06
  8. I'm taking lessons from this guy...
  9. playing the same musical 9 times in two weeks
  10. First *Paid* Gig
  11. How did You find Your sound?
  12. Quote from Cosmo
  13. Just point and laugh
  14. Attack of the Delfonics
  15. Answered an ad to start 80's band...
  16. home from Europe
  17. St. Patrick's Day Gig Roll Call....
  18. Remeber what made you choose or love bass?
  19. My Experience Today
  20. Stage Hogging - Uncool?
  21. ciggy
  22. First gig at a place with a decent sound system!
  23. Headlining
  24. clapping...
  25. Recent Gig Stories
  26. CD Launch night.
  27. After years of "just farting around"...
  28. Rant on solos
  29. I'm Back
  30. You KNOW It's Going To Be A Hellish Gig When---
  31. Easy ways to annoy the guitarist...
  32. ever want to hit someone
  33. Got gig!
  34. Got Fralins, new boot heels, and a GIG!
  35. What a crazy gig...
  36. Almost 20 gigs in the last 8 weekends, finally have a weekend off...
  37. last weeks show
  38. Somebody up there really doesn't want me to have a band
  39. My first gig...
  40. I played at my first musical
  41. What would you do?
  42. Austin area...Come to my gig!
  43. interesting yet annoying thing I found...
  44. Played "OUT" for the first time today!!!!
  45. what do you say to insult a guitarist
  46. Rough night last night...
  47. not a gig story yet
  48. Funk....
  49. What NOT to do before a first gig...
  50. Drummer Jokes
  51. Ever been told!!!
  52. My First Musical Experience
  53. Bands dropping out of gig...
  54. I went to a Jaco Pastorius gig yesterday
  55. SKiNt @ Drummonds Worcester UK 13/4/06
  56. Personalities of drummer, guitarist, bassist etc.. :)
  57. Kind of a gig story...at Carnegie Hall
  58. Point and Laugh....AGAIN!
  59. Female drummer wearing a very short dress while playing!
  60. Battle of the Bands clip!
  61. my memory is fading...
  62. funny?
  63. Take my wife, please!
  64. I saw Agent Orange on Wed.
  65. drummers
  66. First song with my band...
  67. bands
  68. Ground Zero (gig number 1) and the lessons learned.
  69. So last night I had this really wierd dream...
  70. guitarist trouble
  71. bass girls
  72. Online classifieds, they are that bad
  73. Stressful gig turns into great gig!
  74. Auctioneer hogs the show...
  75. Last nights gig
  76. So, I played my first gig last night..
  77. my guitarist is making fun of me!
  78. bass simplcity
  79. How'd you get started?
  80. Oi, what a mess (Formerly insane frontman)
  81. FInally got home from my final gig
  82. Would you gig with cheap gear?
  83. Gig with cool light effects
  84. Annoying, stupid, idiot guitarists.
  85. unbasslichkeit's FRIDAY TRAFFIC RANT: Jump on In!
  86. The "Bass Player Jokes" Thread
  87. Are my bandmates laughing behind my back?
  88. Have you ever done something like this?
  89. Studio goofs and outtakes video!
  90. How to Have More Fun at Practice?!?
  91. Old & unreliable equipment story.
  92. A musician saved my life tonight....
  93. A musician LET ME DROWN tonight....
  94. Do you break strings at gigs often?
  95. guitar players = pontifice idiose
  96. first real gig tonight
  97. My latest stage wear....
  98. Musicians are expert mind readers-Must Read funny
  99. Excuses and scams for getting away with GAS
  100. Idiotic things youve done at a gig...
  101. I scare animals
  102. Surprise at gig last night
  103. 2nd gig!
  104. bad reports?
  105. Woohoo! First paid gig!
  106. Craziest Band Members of all time.....
  107. Anybody ever get bad gig comments?
  108. Bass Boys
  109. Battle of the Bands
  110. The Genie of the bass
  111. Fun gig for me this summer
  112. A gig of two halves!
  113. Don't do that...no...NO!
  114. ...and everything went wrong!
  115. never play a party for a neighborhood
  116. Wow, I am so stoked about this...
  117. Eliminating the competition
  118. Ever been Tasered while playing? I have.
  119. IDIOTS!
  120. Don't Put your drink on my amp!!!!
  121. Funniest gig stories
  122. A Letter from Bridezilla's parents
  123. Jerk Venue owners/managers
  124. Stupid things that have happened to you during practice?
  125. Bassist dont get chicks? true that?
  126. Hey, man, I think we ran over something back there...
  127. Balloons?
  128. Did you play at your own wedding?
  129. Great first gig with new drummer!
  130. Proudly Upholding the Stereotype (gig photos)
  131. Sit Ins
  132. Smashed my Finger!
  133. Not what they...or we expected
  134. Just not pumped for the gig....
  135. Nervous
  136. RAINNING over my bass
  137. Weirdest Clothing For A Gig
  138. Hot and sticky....awwww yea!!!!!!!!
  139. Dumbest thing you've seen someone do onstage
  140. OMG, he grabbed my boob!!!
  141. Dealing with club booking agent...
  142. Drunken bar owners
  143. Scary things that happen to you?
  144. The Girlfriend & The Band..
  145. In case of emergencies...lol
  146. Hottest gig ever
  147. First gig happening tonight.
  148. Bass and visual art
  149. more stupid jokes, lol
  150. Seeing through eBay descriptions
  151. 2 gigs, 2 bands, 1 night
  152. Subliminal messages in songs
  153. Cramped up left arm.
  154. Sound check problem.
  155. Depression...after a weekend of local music
  156. ...so...lo?
  157. You might be a redneck bassist if...
  158. to pee or not to pee
  159. what do you like about your band?
  160. Just played at Prom.
  161. Jazz Math
  162. Typical Guitarists...
  163. First Gig With New Band
  164. 2 hours notice fill in gig
  165. What's the smallest crowd you played to?
  166. Bass is easy!
  167. Improv into a song?
  168. On-stage injuries?
  169. first big gig mistake
  170. Have I been too hasty? Please help!
  171. Playing for an inappropriate venue
  172. Lead Geetaw catches on fire!
  173. "They" say it happens to everyone once.
  174. Stage antics? Ideas? Get creative!
  175. Don't ever play bass when you're exhausted
  176. Most intense show you've been to?
  177. Getting ready for my first gig in 12 years!- UPDATE: Post-gig report
  178. PLEASE come to our show! Anyone? Anyone?
  179. Song about being a bassist
  180. You gotta read this
  181. playing on the toilet
  182. Interesting gig development
  183. Used Basses with History
  184. Sophie Ellis-Bextor...
  185. Charity gigs
  186. Does this ever happen to you...
  187. Bass Angel
  188. Buy a friggen tuner!
  189. Funniest Story Ever
  190. Junior High Kids are the BEST Crowd
  191. What do you play when you're in the store?
  192. 23rd Pslam for Jazz Bassists
  193. Subject: The Marriage Counselor
  194. And the Lord created Jazz.......
  195. My First Road Gig...
  196. Church question for you bass players.
  197. Playing in a Sanctified Church
  198. you wouldn't believe what happened
  199. church bass players
  200. Your worst bass playing injury!
  201. A couple of pics from my recent road gig...
  202. First show with new drummer last night
  203. Bands not progressing, what do I do??????
  204. A Smashing End to the Perfect Show
  205. Kids say the darndest things...
  206. When the backline sucks...
  207. First improv gig.......any tips?
  208. The bassist ALWAYS gets the girl
  209. Guitar players; you've gotta love 'em.
  210. BIG bottom
  211. Batman
  212. The Life and Art of Bass Playing
  213. THE LONGEST shortGIG OF MY LIFE
  214. Church Bassist Humor from LarkNews
  215. The Best Wife Ever
  216. just got back from first "real" gig.
  217. Cardboard
  218. You know you play ELECTRIC when...
  219. Just done a huge gig
  220. Bass Jokes
  221. Don't Cheat Or Your Wife Will Sell Your Gear On E-Bay!!
  222. When a guitarist picks up a bass...
  223. Gotta Love My "in-Laws".......
  224. Sorry it took so long to post... A story that warmed my heart
  225. New and Improved Cannibal Corpse
  226. Im addicted!!!
  227. bass joke
  228. The Psychology Of Different Musicians
  229. jammed with Denny Morouse
  230. Ever needed the toilet during a show?
  231. Tribute Albums That Will NEVER Happen----
  232. Angry over a gig
  233. Realized I was not advancing like I thought
  234. Famous Bass Player Quotes
  235. Guitar player cancells on us with one day notice!
  236. OMG - I was THAT guy!
  237. Bassists and Wireless Systems
  238. Lights out...
  239. Whats the funniest thing thats ever happened to your band live?
  240. Guitar > Bass?
  241. God joins the Musicians Union
  242. You had to be there
  243. Bass, what bass?
  244. Busted Strings ^^
  245. Wittstock '06! :)
  246. What have you accidentally set off from bass vibrations?
  247. A funny story.
  248. Played A Birthday Gig Last Night...
  249. Drummer Jokes
  250. Play a gig or see Victor Wooten?