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  1. Worst Room you ever played?
  2. If you could meet any bass player.....
  3. Playing "Bitches Brew" free jazz for frat-guys...
  4. "I didn't know the bassist was here" [warning: rant]
  5. Flea in Celebrity deathmatch
  6. thats kinda ironic
  7. What's the use!!! (sound-guy rant)
  8. 1st Gig. Couldn't have done it without you.
  9. Friday 13th
  10. What do you drink during a gig?
  11. First gig with new band
  12. Bass Playing to Prevent Constipation
  13. You know you spend too much time on the forum when...
  14. I believe!!! Guitarists can't play bass!
  15. First Stadium Gig (20,000+)
  16. This is a bassist to guitarist joke
  17. Really intense gig?
  18. Alberta Rock-N-Roll Reunion
  19. my first gig!!!
  20. Me at the Rock and Roll hall of fame
  21. Have you ever
  22. i've never trusting a backline again
  23. Dwight Yoakam band invited me/cardboard bass
  24. humor, maybe?
  25. Who invented sitting in?
  26. The Best Place YOU ever played
  27. Great gig in OKC. Gotta brag...
  28. Best Opening Gig for Big Name artist
  29. Bassplayer Troutplayer
  30. First gig with a soundguy!
  31. Guy trys out a Bass at shop!!!!!!!!!!
  32. Playing friend's apartment?
  33. Funny music comic strip.
  34. I forgot to bring my bass to the gig :(
  35. "youtube" Showing off stage set
  36. Where does your bass hang?
  37. heres a good one lol.
  38. Unusual wedding gig
  39. Light Bulbs
  40. My new bands first gig tonight
  41. i have a jam session scheduled for tonight!
  42. Sleezy Bar Stories
  43. Ha
  44. killer bass amp(eden) metr (oh!!!!!!)
  45. Personal requests and conversations with the band
  46. funny as
  47. Worst gig ever
  48. Ha ha... is this any of you guys?
  49. hyped as a cheetah on speed
  50. you look like a bass player
  51. Ouch!!! Pearl Chad Smith snare?
  52. What a terrible day...
  53. Packing Up Madness
  54. Daylight Savings Time
  55. Do you guys know any 'dreamers'?
  56. Drunken sound guy = recipe for disaster!
  57. A tale of two gigs...
  58. HUGE STEP BY GENERAL PUBLIC
  59. My First Gig
  60. My first fan!! ha!
  61. This dude actually got reconized
  62. Conga Jam
  63. An Evening of Bar Gig Cliches!
  64. Worst "open jam" of my life
  65. 2nd Gig ...TERRIBLE
  66. Guitar Hero II: You can start crying and complaining now
  67. First gig
  68. My Revelation
  69. Very strange auction on Ebay. $3,500 for that?
  70. biggest crowd you've played to?
  71. The Bassist and the Vicar
  72. Flea
  73. Im an an excellent bass player but...
  74. Now how did THAT happen?
  75. I had to use an Ampeg SVT3-Pro & 610HLF at a gig tonight
  76. Hilarious score!!
  77. Saturday Night Jam
  78. Funniest band-breakups/quitting the band stories
  79. This week's Metalocalypse
  80. Whats wrong with this picture?
  81. first real practice!
  82. Stuff to play to impress your girlfriend!
  83. Venues you have played in the past that is something different today
  84. Bad band photos
  85. So if guitar players are a dime a dozen......
  86. Your answer to the famous non-bassist questions.
  87. you don't learn bass, you fail at guitar
  88. The van got stolen friday night!
  89. Club gig
  90. What is the maddest you've gotten at a gig and what did you do?
  91. The Prank Thread
  92. Microsoft Windows Designers has a bass player?
  93. Undergroud revival!!! [edit: new and exciting pics]
  94. Listening To A Song
  95. first gig
  96. Would you call this guy a 'bassist'?
  97. Is this what true metal is all about?
  98. Attack of the killer bass!!
  99. Absurd bass concepts
  100. "Sound guy, what is your ****ING problem?"
  101. Spontaneous Gig.
  102. On Location
  103. Worst Gig Ever: I'm so upset!
  104. post funny ads here
  105. Freak Pre-Sound Check Injury
  106. What cover song do you play that never fails to get 'em dancing?
  107. Freaking idjit...
  108. Theater show with a sloppy score
  109. Strangest gigs?
  110. Band blowup, bit of a rant...
  111. Bassist Joke
  112. *cries*
  113. I'm so proud.
  114. James East
  115. My new J just got cut in half
  116. Normally I don't like ___, but yours sounds great!
  117. CRAZY Christmas concert!
  118. Whaaaat?? U R gonna use yr Old '70's tube amp instead of the (supplied) Ampeg SVT350
  119. Show last night, guest singer?
  120. Good gig and a new practice room!
  121. Got a neat writup...
  122. Bassist unaware that he's in a Christian rock band
  123. 'Variety Show'
  124. coping with a bad gig..
  125. Oh dear God...
  126. New Year's Eve Gig?
  127. Drive carefully
  128. What would you do
  129. audition question.
  130. Well, *I* thought my tone was good...
  131. Best technique ever!
  132. I had that audition
  133. Throw away your basses! A new note has been invented...
  134. Cool compliment from my guitarist
  135. God wrath on a bassist.
  136. Cartoon strip bassist and band - Achewood
  137. Bass Quotes
  138. Stage Gear how much is to much to carry around
  139. What cover songs do you play that never fail to get 'em moshing
  140. My worst gig ever?...you betcha! (LONG READ)
  141. KITH bass sketch
  142. Song within a song
  143. Things you do to prepare for a gig
  144. good rep
  145. Unlikely? I am miffed....
  146. Favorite Back-handed Compliments
  147. this is how to record..
  148. Why I Hate Country Music
  149. First "Oh Crap!" Bassist Moment
  150. Pre-Ice Jams...
  151. And you work WHERE?
  152. "Check In" here before and after your gigs this weekend!
  153. Bela Fleck and the Flecktones
  154. New Year, New Band
  155. Brain Seize Starting Song
  156. played with a band .. and in front of crowd first time last night!
  157. i might have a church type gig
  158. Worst gig yet
  159. first gig=stinker
  160. Show us your Tour Busses!
  161. Played in front of Pinetop Perkins...
  162. Playing With An Injury
  163. Fire in the.... gear bag?
  164. GAS to quit smoking
  165. Favorite bass compliments
  166. Only enough time for one practice! First time sub experience.
  167. The Day the Music Died
  168. For the Bass-Gets-No-Respect file...
  169. First Gig Pics
  170. how to survive your first gig!
  171. Why? Just Why?
  172. Stuff you hate to hear a non-bassist say (part 2)
  173. I hate gigs...
  174. My first gig where we had fans singing along loud enough to be heard =D
  175. Playing while sick
  176. a line of mine that makes everybody laugh everytime
  177. Played my first solo gig last night!
  178. Jazz Band! w00t!
  179. I Had a "Blues Brothers" gig!!!
  180. Is that an EPPY-FANNY?
  181. My First Gig (Or When I Knew I Was Meant to Be a Bass Player)
  182. I fell asleep standing up and playing bass.
  183. greatest gig ever
  184. My Humble Beginnings as a Bassist, complete with Horror!
  185. great bass definition from urban dicitonary
  186. Funny conversation with guitarist
  187. Am I the only one that does this?
  188. Finally out of a slump
  189. what do you do to get a crowd pumped up?
  190. Lol, Steve Harris.
  191. Funny Looking For adds
  192. Fart mic?
  193. first real gig
  194. Watch where you're standing!
  195. Hot, successful women love us!!!
  196. good bass player jokes.
  197. Bit of a rant
  198. What the ****?
  199. Just gonna throw this out here...
  200. family in audience...yay or nay?
  201. Heart attack !
  202. Irritation with young, stupid musicians.
  203. Shut down by the cops!
  204. Blown fuses?
  205. Laugh with me
  206. "Thriller" indian style
  207. Ahh!
  208. Odd gig items?
  209. Last night blew chunks
  210. Signature stage moves?
  211. First gig?
  212. You know you're a bass player if...[part 2]
  213. my first gig @_@!!!
  214. Chance meetings with great musicians
  215. Gig food
  216. my first gig report!
  217. Marathon gig last night. only slightly shorter post...lol
  218. Stoked! Won our first heat of the 20 Minutes of Fame Comp!
  219. Loooong night.
  220. Tipping and Drink Tickets
  221. Share your most surreal gigs
  222. never leave ur bass alone with your drummer and guitarist...
  223. A sad tale of alcohol abuse
  224. Yet another first gig story.
  225. poll: which bass to play tonite?
  226. Des Moines gigging rant
  227. Fretless Jazz neck love you long time...
  228. Gig Pics From Saturday 3/31/07
  229. Have you ever been kicked out for not playing a certain style and then....
  230. First Gig with new band tomorrow
  231. What is the most ignorant thing you heard a BASSIST say.
  232. A bass joke ( sorry if it has been posted )
  233. First jam session
  234. Godzilla Vs. The Smurfs
  235. Purgatory on good Friday?
  236. How do you fit TWO upright basses into your car?
  237. HELP lol!
  238. Bad gig caused my friend a major setback..
  239. My best Gig!
  240. butthole bandmates
  241. Can I get some friggen drums in my monitor?{rant}
  242. Best/Worst Backline rigs...
  243. My Band/Half Band
  244. WHY PLAYING BASS IS BETTER THAN YOUR SPOUSE
  245. Wristbands, who wears 'em while playing?
  246. Here Lies...
  247. If everyone played bass, there wouldn't be any wars
  248. Female bass players = Penis envy?
  249. A new opportunity?!
  250. a band asked me to join