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  1. should I name one of my basses 'Carrot?'
  2. Singer, Guitarist, Bassist, Drummer: Most-Least Female Attention
  3. Detuning my electric guitar, help!
  4. I wouldn't screw around with this headphone amp.
  5. Amusing fantasy band line ups
  6. So apperantly I play Oboe now.....
  7. yes! Finally!
  8. Hotel Soundsystems
  9. Sadowsky - why do you need one?
  10. Bass + Bowflex
  11. I are one of them thur rawk stars...
  12. kind of a funny find...
  13. carrots
  14. Anyone occasionally get "ICHS"?
  15. Sat in Today on a Gig
  16. I just did my.....
  17. Should I?...
  18. some times you just get lucky
  19. Geek shirt with second meaning for bassists
  20. Gig Spam - The Reverend Johns - May 3rd
  21. Does this bug anyone else?
  22. I Like The Last One
  23. Venue tv's with the volume *on*...
  24. Guitarists say the dumbest things.
  25. My MusicMan has a chunk of wood missing...
  26. Bass face? Run has the answer
  27. How to deal with annoying guitarists...
  28. would/do you play for food?
  29. Guitar Hero and <i>Dumbus Americana</i>
  30. Band assistance: Working through the tough times.
  31. First ever gig
  32. WORST GIG EVER!!
  33. DA ZEN OF BASS PLAYING
  34. Things you like a non bass player to say
  35. Sound check please?
  36. That smokey smell
  37. Genetically Modified Bass Players
  38. "ugh" gig... advice, please? (long)
  39. Caring Game!!!!
  40. funny email i got
  41. Hey, quiet down!
  42. Most popular bass cliches
  43. Drummer question
  44. So I had a dream....
  45. remember that emo kid song i talked about
  46. Played Comerica Park in Detroit!
  47. Haha Prank Call my mother thought up?
  48. Oh my....
  49. At a party, without my bass... :@
  50. Funny retorts to know-all-instrument guitarists?
  51. Well, I knew bassists were a rare breed, but....
  52. My first "ROCK" gig in almost a year. AWSOME!
  53. What do you do when you have to sneeze?
  54. Anyone got any good bass/bassist jokes?
  55. A funny thing on Musicians' Friend
  56. Drunk Guitar player
  57. Stewart Copeland Slags Police Concert...
  58. 10KLF
  59. Have you ever been asked to turn your volume UP?
  60. Both covered
  61. money is the root of all evil (extremely long read...sorry)
  62. Never Leave Your Big Boxer Dog In a Tiled Room Alone With Your Bass
  63. Ever seen a bass on fire?
  64. John the Fisherman in a Cat in the Hat costume?
  65. "hey! it's that awesome bassist kid!"
  66. Too Many Notes
  67. Thanking a guitarist!
  68. Magic Hands
  69. worst gig conditions
  70. Low Notes= Wierder?
  71. the post-gig blues
  72. Yet another "a funny thing happened at GC the other day" thread.
  73. guitar hero hecklers
  74. A gig with David Lee Roth!
  75. commonly referred to by TBer's?
  76. Lol, I just played a show.........
  77. Turning it up and rocking out in GC, will you do it?
  78. 'aged'
  79. Old Joke, yet somehow still funny...
  80. The Stevie Ray Guy
  81. Got booked by a celebrity
  82. Leaving on tour tomorrow
  83. funny crew shirts
  84. Useless sound engineers
  85. Ouch. Just missed out on my best chance of fame yet.
  86. Priorities
  87. Best First Jam
  88. bassist confessional.
  89. Joke of the Day! (or Year)
  90. seven ate nine
  91. My daughter made her debut this weekend.
  92. Unusual requests
  93. Band gone wrong
  94. My first gig!
  95. I might be in a unique situation...
  96. bass army with a *really* big bottom
  97. First Gigs with the Country band
  98. Pros, is being fed in your gig contract?
  99. Had a bar double book us for the very first time....
  100. For those embarrasing moments....
  101. i didnt think a female like this existed in this country.
  102. Got the greatest compliment ever last night.
  103. scared of the chapman stick?
  104. Played my 2nd gig yesterday...
  105. i brought the funk tonight
  106. I had a dream
  107. What is your drummer afflicted with?
  108. GODAWFUL rock and roll! And I mean it!
  109. Choose your pre-amp \ multi-effects
  110. For once... Just once... I liked my tone.
  111. First gig with new band last week
  112. show us your bass tattoo's
  113. Technical Amnesia
  114. Mexican Wrestling Upright Master!!!
  115. A little guitar humor.
  116. Ranting about last gig
  117. Girl comments after a gig
  118. Found This Ad On Craiglist
  119. Wood joke...
  120. i've found it
  121. guitarist
  122. NEED HELP FINDING A RANT
  123. mean bass player jokes
  124. Inappropriate song requests?
  125. Thanks for the tip! (drunk audience story)
  126. First fretless-only gig and... uh-oh!
  127. Ya never know who you may be subbing for...
  128. So I played a show on Friday...
  129. I played a show about a month ago...
  130. So you think your a gear snob?
  131. Stupid things you've done at Music stores
  132. Bad Band Pics
  133. Solo Bass Shows?
  134. How many bassists is too many in one band?
  135. Early experimental bass technique
  136. A Very Funny Gas Story... youll laugh on this one all...
  137. getting double booked
  138. Nobody needs a bass player in upstate NY????
  139. Be careful, sometimes a RHCP show can be risky !!
  140. Tenderly
  141. Our Boy From Tampa Cragslist is back
  142. The Marshal stack 70 loud guitard stereotype
  143. Basses only have 4 strings
  144. Best bass effect ever!
  145. Important questions!
  146. ahaha...wikipedia
  147. "big bottom" causes death threat
  148. Keyboard players that play bass
  149. Please name my new bass
  150. WHy you should not get lost in the Woods of Norway.
  151. invisable and unnoticed
  152. Gig "Incident" - You're Too Loud!
  153. Yves Carbonne Holy Spirit+dog=howl
  154. new band, first show - finally!
  155. What do you give the people?
  156. Things you hate to here OTHER BASS PLAYERS say.
  157. A Funkfather's gig story........
  158. Singer Joke!
  159. Joke for GB musicians
  160. Secret Service gives me &%$# !!!
  161. Nastiest bass I've ever owned
  162. most rediculous thing you've done at a gig
  163. Talent Button...
  164. gig rip offs?
  165. Spinal tap on Fresh Air today (8/31/07)
  166. Gig story (very short one) :)
  167. Epilepsy
  168. My gig story from Yesterday
  169. Last nite's gig...
  170. What's the longest set you've played?
  171. So my band got to open for April Wine
  172. Chicks at shows. Lets see them.
  173. FIRST AUDITION - I'm in oh yeah.
  174. Nightmare gigs / Horror stories
  175. How to be Metal?
  176. Black Metal Parody
  177. What's the best compliment you've ever received as a bass player?
  178. Where did all the picks go?
  179. check this commercial out
  180. Rogue amp saves the day?
  181. Depressing rehearsal...I need a pick me up.
  182. Dont buy a wish just make one
  183. Best dollar to songs played ratio at gigs?
  184. Very funny Bergantino Ad
  185. The most bizarre YouTube "music" video I have seen...
  186. First time playing in front of people!
  187. party tonight... going to be odd
  188. Keytar
  189. Brute
  190. I'm gonna start being drastic on stage
  191. Show Tonight
  192. I'm a worship bassist- how should I answer this question??
  193. Which one's the bassist? A game
  194. GIG HORROR STORIES!!
  195. Funny (but real) Musician Wanted Ads
  196. kid had a freudian slip when talking to me.
  197. Master Exploder.(how do i get a song out of my head?)
  198. ok im kinda FREAKING OUT MAN
  199. Drummer Quote
  200. I just got fired because I wouldn't Play for Free
  201. bass pet peeves
  202. Special (chip) feature on Nash guitars/basses
  203. Don't even think about it.
  204. Funny Vid
  205. Playing 2 Gigs at 2 Clubs At The Same Time
  206. ITT: You post about Sex, Drugs, and/or Rock n' Roll
  207. Photo of the Day
  208. and you thought your bass face was funny
  209. Funny pedals
  210. We Suck
  211. Damn Soundmen Wannabes!!!
  212. Slap Bass String Breaker!!
  213. Major Gig string break
  214. You can all kiss my hairy...
  215. The WORST gig ever.
  216. Wooo Hooo! My first orchestral gig.
  217. Could you slap on a jazz bass with a box on your head?
  218. Supported Gary Boyle on Friday :)
  219. Joke for ya
  220. Back to Drums! If you want it done right...
  221. Bass nicknames
  222. Put My First Set Of Straplocks On Last Night.....
  223. bass players you'd rather not know
  224. Why play bass?
  225. Asked to leave because of no crowd
  226. Kids in the Hall bass sketch!
  227. Career limiting bassists
  228. Competing With the Keyboard Player
  229. This is a cool song. I feel like posting it.
  230. Bad Karma ??
  231. music terminology
  232. Well, I win the "Bass Face" contest.
  233. what do you call a person who...
  234. I witnessed a guitard settle the "which is easier" debate
  235. Celll Phone noise... on the gig!
  236. The Spoiled Drummer !
  237. Ever Blow Up A Rig in a Music Store?!
  238. Just got back from Pop Montreal Festival...
  239. Post your "Club's Last Night" gig stories..
  240. Numbskulls at the door
  241. Watch this and laugh.
  242. There's a neat story in this thread
  243. Spectacular failure of a gig last night
  244. Exerpt from Stephen Colbert book
  245. i got a gig on trombone
  246. There's a non-Head Hunters version of "Watermelon Man"?!
  247. Mis-quoted Lyrics
  248. "So you must play lead bass......"
  249. All of sudden, now I like rehearsing.
  250. Van Halen Jump....in pitch