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  1. Yoda playing bass
  2. Orchestra joke
  3. Joke
  4. good joke!!
  5. The Young Lutheran's guide to Bass
  6. Another Pearly Gates story, recycled.
  7. marriage counselor
  8. How late does the band play?
  9. Swedish question ;-))
  10. How to endear yourself to other Players
  11. This could happen.......sure!
  12. Over in the DB board...
  13. Perfect pitch
  14. Why it's important to get a DB teacher
  15. The Musician
  16. Star Spangled Banner - the drummer's view
  17. Ebony story
  18. Are you insane?
  19. When good symphony players go bad
  20. For what it's worth
  21. Uncharted Territory
  22. Humour?
  23. bad bad bad bad puns
  24. Bass vs Drummer jokes
  25. most amusing concert occurance?
  26. The execution
  27. Down with the ship
  28. Nothing about bass, but a good read
  29. Check this out
  30. About bass...
  31. drummer drool
  32. Violin/Bass joke
  33. Bass joke
  34. Yearly Tune Up
  35. Roadies
  36. Wedding band joke
  37. translator needed
  38. The Lowest Of Quality since dec 2000
  39. Gig Haiku
  40. The Book of Jobbing: Sidemen
  41. Good Music Jokes
  42. A Quartet
  43. Check this out!
  44. Stone Deaf
  45. Can you believe it?
  46. new joke!
  47. bass humor
  48. The Very Dry Wit of Paul Desmond
  49. Superhuman strength
  50. Musical Terms Commonly Misunderstood by Country Musicians
  51. musician to musician
  52. Ribbit ribbit...
  53. Bass Joke
  54. Titanic
  55. Makes a Palatino look like Pollman
  56. Expert Neck Repair
  57. Big fiddle?
  58. New joke (hopefully)
  59. Keep on drumming joke
  60. My evil practical joke
  61. Bass Player Joke
  62. For doityourselfers...
  63. dont you just.......
  64. Vintage Rosin anyone?
  65. Bass Jokes courtesy of Palin's Travels
  66. Funny Stuff
  67. Vocalist Audition
  68. Bass Section Joke
  69. Double-bass solo
  70. Botessini, Dragonetti and Bach
  71. Mingus and Richard Davis go electric
  72. Political Joke
  73. Extension Fingering
  74. Bassist Infraction Form
  75. The Bassist - A Biblico-Musical Parable by Tony Levin
  76. Handel's Messiah
  77. The Bassist & The Kid
  78. The Bassist & The Violist
  79. The Wisdom of Youth
  80. Don't be tirsty, mon!
  81. tailgut hijinks
  82. Different Version of an Old Joke
  83. The perfect mod for your vintage upright...
  84. Don't you ever wish you played flute?
  85. So Little Time, So Many Drummers
  86. "Brown Notes" fact or myth??
  87. Anybody seen the bridge?
  88. Top Country Songs (sorry no bass content)
  89. Bar Notes
  90. The best bassist ever!
  91. Jam Session Primer by Bill Anschell
  92. "What I Learned In Jazz Class"
  93. How Many
  94. An out‑of‑mind experience
  95. Men in Coats
  96. quotes
  97. Trombone joke
  98. The bass audition from hell
  99. Now THIS is Bass Humor!
  100. You're never flushed until you're flushed...
  101. ADD Joke
  102. New Yorker piece re Met Auditions
  103. Bedtime story (bass related)
  104. You know you're a music geek when...
  105. Three Notes
  106. Playing with drummers....
  107. Does art imitate life or...
  108. The AI Focus is lighter than most fast foods.
  109. Mr. Bass Sighted In University City, Missouri
  110. a bass joke
  111. Your new favorite song (link)
  112. muuuuuuusic joke
  113. haha yesss
  114. Meeting between Bassplayer and Göran Person (The king of sweden)
  115. 2 of my favorites...
  116. Now that's a Double Bass
  117. Upright bass joke
  118. C, an E-flat, and G go into a bar...
  119. drummers
  120. O My God...
  121. yuks
  122. Jungle drums
  123. Bass game- three degrees of Hinton/Carter/Brown
  124. Funny?
  125. What did the Deadhead say...
  126. jazz geek humor
  127. Double bass Train Wrecks
  128. Everything you ever wanted to know about technique
  129. A Little Poem Regarding Spell Checkers
  130. What's the difference between a bass and a cello?
  131. Rosin Pops
  132. Wikipedia Double Bass Entry....?
  133. Orchestral Humor
  134. applebees commercial
  135. Funny Bridge
  136. The Temptation of Jaco-Mo
  137. How many heavy metal guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  138. I do hope this was for April 1st
  139. Viola joke
  140. Har har har
  141. Bass Strings
  142. Orchestral Personalities
  143. OMG this is funny...
  144. Happy Fishing!
  145. odd meters
  146. ?
  147. Musicians are expert mind readers - MUST READ funny
  148. Spade Cooley: King Of Western Swing
  149. Ever want to gig in your own bar, with your own rules?
  150. Stupid or otherwise unwise depictions of Double Basses in media, etc.
  151. You mean the David Lee Roth of bluegrass, is David Lee Roth?
  152. Dealing with SPAM
  153. How many bassists have NOT slept in a bass bag?
  154. What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mineshaft?
  155. Nicknames
  156. That Golden Moment of Silence
  157. French Bow vs. German bow
  158. "Kenny G used to be a real jazz player"
  159. Drum Machine
  160. TBDB FAQs
  161. Brunch Livened Up By Jazz Trio's Violent Breakup
  162. Jazz Club... Nice!
  163. Even the French know about drummers....
  164. the Gig from hell
  165. Bass solos
  166. Frasier and Seinfeld -> DB and Slab
  167. Girl Singers
  168. Gigs Gone Wrong....again
  169. Hey! It's the Evolving Bassist!
  170. How many horn-players does it take to change a lightbulb?
  171. A truely captive audience
  172. All-Star Big Band
  173. charlie hadens used strings
  174. A real pro
  175. Perfect Strings
  176. A Funny Forward...
  177. Drum audition
  178. burger joint
  179. Bass Lessons
  180. pic for answering newbie-questions
  181. how to play bass
  182. Aaah... sweet revenge...
  183. Bassist Justin Locke's Crazy Gig Stories book
  184. Genesis - a new perspective
  185. my cartoon
  186. australian bass
  187. Surfin' on an upright bass in California! For real!
  188. Bassball
  189. Spin / No Spin
  190. Skating bass trunk - Video clip
  191. Hans Groiner: The Music of Thelonious Monk
  192. BG vs. DB
  193. Venus and Mars Harmony Inducer
  194. Thanks, Francois.
  195. Song about putting a bass on a plane
  196. Bass Surfing
  197. Play your strings with a nail!
  198. We don't do opera either
  199. drummers
  200. mars attacks!
  201. Differece between Blues and Jazz Musicians
  202. What do you get when
  203. Marriage counsellor
  204. Broken neck!
  205. Can yous' take it down an octave...?
  206. Great Article From The Onion!
  207. An old bass joke
  208. New signature
  209. If you've played Beethoven 5th...
  210. Pachebel Rant
  211. How not to open your bass case
  212. A CELLIST COMPLIMENTED US TODAY!!!
  213. Unwikipedia
  214. Drummers and Pocket PCs
  215. NO!!! I DON'T wish that I played the piccolo!!! - Facebook group
  216. The Story of "Bridgefinger"
  217. s... so.. what do you want!!
  218. Windsailing in New York
  219. Christmas bass
  220. Chuck Norris Sues, not really urb related, but...
  221. A New Joke????
  222. 23rd Psalm For Jazz Bassists
  223. A Choir Joke
  224. Bass Solo, Run Away!
  225. You know you're becoming too old to play gigs when:
  226. My Favorite Strings
  227. Panting A Target On My Own Back
  228. Has anyone ever come across this movement?
  229. LIES!!!
  230. happy St Pat's
  231. Ever hear the one about Jeff Bradetich and Nico Abondolo?
  232. Earning my $75 today!
  233. SUNNY Florida?!
  234. I guess we've been doing it wrong...
  235. Some people...
  236. A Poem for Musicians of a Certain Age
  237. Swingin' Bass, really!!
  238. Does your dog love your bass?
  239. Beethoven's 9th?
  240. Playing a Broadway Show - No Music/No Rehearsal
  241. This is amusing and useful!
  242. Star-Spangled Banner; drummer's version
  243. Hans Groiner Performance Debut!!!!!
  244. Questions about the bass.
  245. Naughty boys!!
  246. Naughty boys!!
  247. Have you heard this one?
  248. Funny ending to a Monday night
  249. Bass pics!
  250. How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?