A "polite" jazz combo was playing in the Titanic's lounge when the ship hit the iceberg. All hell broke loose but the group kept playing. Eventually, the ship started to pitch, and all the passengers ran like hell, trying to save themselves. As the lounge emptied out, the bass player turned to the leader, and asked, "can I go into 4 now?".

I love our band leader. The chart says two feel, and he tells me to play more. :)