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Look at the shot of the neck repair - amusing, but scary at the same time

Maybe we could attach a beer holder/ashtray to that metal neck thingy

Kinda reminds me of the prosthetic forefinger that Harvey Keitel made for Holly Hunter in "The Piano"...