I was cruising through some ads for instruments for sale. I came upon this little gem.
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knilling upright acoustic double bass

Asking Price: US$2000
Condition: Mint
Age: 10 years
Description:

knilling upright acoustic double bass for sale excellent condition sounds exceptionally big and loud for
pilewood bass. ebony fingerboard and underwood pic ups comes with ampeg extra padded gig bag.
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It's one of them upright acoustic double basses. This should give plenty of fuel to argument over what the instrument should be called.

It's also made from pilewood. Only the finest craftsmanship on this bass. Of course, pilewood is used.

Pic ups?

Inside, there's a stencil that says "Georgia-Pacific"

My dad used to pilewood in his pic up. Don't know whether he used it for knilling....

Originally posted by double dad
My dad used to pilewood in his pic up. Don't know whether he used it for knilling....

LMAO :D