One night a C, an Eb and a G note walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender said, "I'm sorry but we don't serve minor thirds in here." So the Eb left the bar and the C and G notes shared a perfect fifth between them.

wow, i've only seen that one posted about 10 times. by the way, the bartender says, "we don't serve minors" not "minor thirds"

wow, i've only seen that one posted about 10 times. by the way, the bartender says, "we don't serve minors" not "minor thirds"
That was a pleasant reply. Thanks, Jonny. What a nice boy you are.