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godoze
06-01-2005, 12:42 PM
Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Ed Fuqua
06-01-2005, 01:04 PM
Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes...

John Sprague
06-01-2005, 02:44 PM
...guitar player...

a: None, they'll just steal someone else's light.

godoze
06-01-2005, 03:04 PM
3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it...

hdiddy
06-01-2005, 04:19 PM
3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it... You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy. :o :smug:

Bob Gollihur
06-01-2005, 04:52 PM
...chick lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, they hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

godoze
06-01-2005, 06:27 PM
You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy. :o :smug:

You had to go there didn't you ?

Paul Warburton
06-01-2005, 06:50 PM
Q. How many saxophone players does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Just one. But he'll go through the whole box until he finds the perfect bulb . . .

There you are....where the hell you been? What up?

hdiddy
06-01-2005, 11:01 PM
You had to go there didn't you ? Sorry, I couldn't resist. :D

Chasarms
06-02-2005, 01:43 PM
Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes...

It really depends on when the bulb was made and who made it.

Chasarms
06-02-2005, 01:47 PM
. . . drummers . . .

Just one, but everyone else will stumble in the dark for a while before he realizes it was time for a change.

Eric Jackson
06-02-2005, 01:52 PM
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs...

Marcus Johnson
06-02-2005, 05:05 PM
As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.

(sigh...the good ol' days)

arnoldschnitzer
06-02-2005, 05:48 PM
How many Jewish mothers?

None. " Don't worry about me, I'll be fine sitting in the dark."

mister_k
06-02-2005, 05:56 PM
As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.

(sigh...the good ol' days)

so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?

cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.


jeeez.

Freddels
06-02-2005, 06:25 PM
so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?

cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.


jeeez.

I'm just going to be more selective. :cool:

globey
06-02-2005, 06:37 PM
trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb???

None......they can't reach that high.......

Marcus Johnson
06-02-2005, 08:56 PM
so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?

cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.


jeeez.
Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other :hmm: at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife.

mister_k
06-03-2005, 12:28 PM
Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other :hmm: at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife.

so THAT'S how it is down there.

K.

61pollmann
06-05-2005, 04:19 PM
How many chick singers does does it take to sing My Funny Valentine? Apparently all of them(from personal experience).

How many bass players to change a lightbulb? None--the keyboard player does it with his left hand.

How many country-western bass players? 1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5-1 ad nauseum.

Secondhandloser
06-09-2005, 08:46 PM
How many drummers- Just one, but he'll break five before he figures out he can't just push them in...