godoze
06-01-2005, 12:42 PM
Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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This is a search-engine-friendly text mirror of the TalkBass Forums godoze 06-01-2005, 12:42 PM Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Ed Fuqua 06-01-2005, 01:04 PM Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes... John Sprague 06-01-2005, 02:44 PM ...guitar player... a: None, they'll just steal someone else's light. godoze 06-01-2005, 03:04 PM 3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it... hdiddy 06-01-2005, 04:19 PM 3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it... You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy. :o :smug: Bob Gollihur 06-01-2005, 04:52 PM ...chick lead singers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, they hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them. godoze 06-01-2005, 06:27 PM You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy. :o :smug: You had to go there didn't you ? Paul Warburton 06-01-2005, 06:50 PM Q. How many saxophone players does it take to change a light bulb? A. Just one. But he'll go through the whole box until he finds the perfect bulb . . . There you are....where the hell you been? What up? hdiddy 06-01-2005, 11:01 PM You had to go there didn't you ? Sorry, I couldn't resist. :D Chasarms 06-02-2005, 01:43 PM Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes... It really depends on when the bulb was made and who made it. Chasarms 06-02-2005, 01:47 PM . . . drummers . . . Just one, but everyone else will stumble in the dark for a while before he realizes it was time for a change. Eric Jackson 06-02-2005, 01:52 PM How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs... Marcus Johnson 06-02-2005, 05:05 PM As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that. (sigh...the good ol' days) arnoldschnitzer 06-02-2005, 05:48 PM How many Jewish mothers? None. " Don't worry about me, I'll be fine sitting in the dark." mister_k 06-02-2005, 05:56 PM As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that. (sigh...the good ol' days) so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then? cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip. jeeez. Freddels 06-02-2005, 06:25 PM so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then? cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip. jeeez. I'm just going to be more selective. :cool: globey 06-02-2005, 06:37 PM trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb??? None......they can't reach that high....... Marcus Johnson 06-02-2005, 08:56 PM so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then? cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip. jeeez. Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other :hmm: at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife. mister_k 06-03-2005, 12:28 PM Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other :hmm: at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife. so THAT'S how it is down there. K. 61pollmann 06-05-2005, 04:19 PM How many chick singers does does it take to sing My Funny Valentine? Apparently all of them(from personal experience). How many bass players to change a lightbulb? None--the keyboard player does it with his left hand. How many country-western bass players? 1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5-1 ad nauseum. Secondhandloser 06-09-2005, 08:46 PM How many drummers- Just one, but he'll break five before he figures out he can't just push them in... |