We have "Bass Humor & Gig Stories" While over in DB, they have simply "Bass Humor"... Is that implying something?:D:D

I dare you post that over in DB. :D C'mon... I DOUBLE dare ya...

I would...but I have escaped being Fuqua'd this far, and I'd like to remain in one peice...:)

LMAO

F-u-q-u-a !!

Maybe they don't have any gig stories because the audiences at their gigs aren't drunk/on Ex/on Oxy/on crank. :D

perhaps i should move this over there and get some input.


(evil moderator glee as i wallow in my power)

mwahahahahaha!!!

:D

JT...I mean this in the nicest possible way, but...you suck.

:D

Originally posted by Brendan
JT...I mean this in the nicest possible way, but...you suck.

:D

Awww let him have his fun aye? He doesn't get out much... *coughs* ahem look at his posts!......

:D:D

Merls

The gig stories are in Miscellaneous - look out for Don Higdon's Walter Woods mystery.

Originally posted by Brendan
We have "Bass Humor & Gig Stories" While over in DB, they have simply "Bass Humor"... Is that implying something?:D:D


There's a real simple reason for that: In DB land, we file our gig stories under "MUSIC", while the BG contingent files their gig stories - and quite rightly so - together with "BASS HUMOR".....



Ba-dum-bum............SSSSSSPPPPLAAAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!




Good evening ladies and joims. Take my Ibanez......PLEASE!

Just flew in from MTV, and boy, are my ears tired! ba-DOOM!!!

But seriously folks, ya ever wonder why there aren't more specific forum headers in BG land? I mean, think about it, you crazy nuts.....maybe some of the names should be changed, cause they don't mean the same thing up there that they do down here....to make things more representative of what's really going on, may I suggest the following changes in the following BG forums:

AMPS should become the AMPEG SVT RuLeZ! Forum.

BASSES could be renamed PHALLIC EXTENSION CANOE PADDLES.

PICKUPS could become the POST-GIG/GROUPIE Forum.

TECHNIQUE would simply become the SLAP Forum.

GENERAL INSTRUCTION would be simplified as GIMME SUM TABZ.

MISCELLANEOUS could simply be called OFF TOPIC, and finally

OFF TOPIC could be changed to POLL: FLEA vs. JWC?


But seriously, folks.....WHOA!!! Nice toss there junior....yeah, I remember my first beer...thanks for all your contributions, but I prefer FRESH vegetables...OUCH!!!! ....FRESH vegetables, you hear me????


(GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG)

There's a gem der DURRL. Now, normalee i Kan sae taht me is funeetime laff laff wthit ur ptsosts....

but you really broke the bank on that one. You've outdown yourself! I think my two new favortie forums are SLAP and GIMME SUM TABZ.

:) :D :) :D

ROTFLMAO.

Personally, I'm waiting for the roundtable discussion with Ryknow, Fieldy, Drama and Pep of Switchblade Kittens, chaired by Fuqua.

Chris Fitzgerald, nice job hitting the nail on the head. The truth can hurt but most of the time the truth is funny.

:D:D

LMAO! :)
Pkr2

Originally posted by rickbass1
Personally, I'm waiting for the roundtable discussion with Ryknow, Fieldy, Drama and Pep of Switchblade Kittens, chaired by Fuqua.

Is Ryknow the one who looks like Satan on crystal meth, or the pissed off clown-looking guy with what looks like two electric blue mucous-covered ponytails hanging off his chin?

Doesn't matter really - HEAD DISMAY could kick both their *sses with one endpin tied behind his back - but you're right, I'd pay good money to eavesdrop on that discussion.

Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald


Is Ryknow the one who looks like Satan on crystal meth, or the pissed off clown-looking guy with what looks like two electric blue mucous-covered ponytails hanging off his chin?



That could describe any of them - you're going to have to be more specific! ;)

And I want to Moderate the "Gimme Sum Tabz Now!" forum - any reply that doesn't say "No, transcribe it yourself!" will be deleted! :D

Originally posted by Bruce Lindfield
...And I want to Moderate the "Gimme Sum Tabz Now!" forum - any reply that doesn't say "No, transcribe it yourself!" will be deleted! :D

"Yeah! Tablature! I want someone to set our music to tab so the people who are inspired to play by watching us can play our songs. That's one of the best compliments we could ever get...."
- Ryknow of Mudvayne

Chris - It's important to our musical exposure ;) - Gurgg on guitar, Ryknow on bass, Kud on vocals, (had to cancel some shows because he blew his pipes out), and sPaG on drums; the boys in action -

http://angersuppressed.net/mudvayne/37.jpg

I tend to think of them as "extras" who have slipped out of filming for the "Lord of the Rings" halfway through makeup! Yeah right we'll be back for the big battle scene at 06.00! "Dwarvish horde #53" or do they do all that with computers these days? ;)

Originally posted by Ed Fuqua
...anybody got some coffee? what the f**k's that noise? If it's not Halloween, I'm getting the damn hose...


Last I checked, Halloween's still a few months off. Spray on, McDuff.....

Originally posted by rickbass1

Chris - It's important to our musical exposure ;) - Gurgg on guitar, Ryknow on bass, Kud on vocals, (had to cancel some shows because he blew his pipes out), and sPaG on drums; the boys in action -

http://angersuppressed.net/mudvayne/37.jpg


WOW when did this get pushed to the DB side?

That darn John Turner. :D

Well if your going to "dress up" for a gig you may as well push the limit.

http://www.gruffpuppy.com/beefcake.jpg

:D

Ya know, "just when you think you've seen about everything," Mudvayne and Gwarr appear on the DB side of the board.

No wonder we're pariahs!

Yah know...I'm gonna fry for this thread, I just know it...:)

yep, and i got the kindlin' right here :D.

Originally posted by Brendan
Yah know...I'm gonna fry for this thread, I just know it...:)


Ha Ha Ha frying, frying is to good for you, if you look at the above pic you will notice that the drummer has a meat grinder under his set.

See you there.http://ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/evil/fork_off.gif

In terms of plot, the worst movie I've ever seen was one called "Night Breed" - I saw it at about 3 in the morning on Joe Bob Briggs' show. Don't ask me what it was about. I bet even the scriptwriter couldn't tell you that, BUT....every time I see a picture of WETDIRTARTERY, I think of "Night Breed".

Whether that reflects badly on the band or the movie, I couldn't tell you.

Originally posted by gruffpuppy

if you look at the above pic you will notice that the drummer has a meat grinder under his set.

See you there.http://ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/evil/fork_off.gif

Well you can also see that their solitary "fan" has come well-equipped with earplugs - I just hope they were industrial strength! ;)

Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald

AMPS should become the AMPEG SVT RuLeZ! Forum.

BASSES could be renamed PHALLIC EXTENSION CANOE PADDLES.

PICKUPS could become the POST-GIG/GROUPIE Forum.

TECHNIQUE would simply become the SLAP Forum.

GENERAL INSTRUCTION would be simplified as GIMME SUM TABZ.

MISCELLANEOUS could simply be called OFF TOPIC, and finally

OFF TOPIC could be changed to POLL: FLEA vs. JWC?





I found that hilariously funny and yet so true at the same time. :D
This is the first time I've posted in Double Bass land and I've made my analysis that you guys are weird! :p ;) :D

Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald
In terms of plot, the worst movie I've ever seen was one called "Night Breed"...Don't ask me what it was about....

Chris - Wasn't that some dumbass movie that couldn't come up with anything less mundane than bats to fill the "monster"/antagonist function?

Originally posted by rickbass1


Chris - Wasn't that some dumbass movie that couldn't come up with anything less mundane than bats to fill the "monster"/antagonist function?

Actually, about the only thing I can remember about it was that there was some kind of "underground city filled with monsters" kinda thing happening, and that they spent a hell of a lot more money on special effects than they did on the script. Don't remember any bats, though. The special FX were freaky, and the story was completely incoherent. It was like one of those "this is so bad that I'm tempted to laugh" movies, but it was worse than that.

there was some kind of "underground city filled with monsters" kinda thing happening, and that they spent a hell of a lot more money on special effects than they did on the script.



Hey,are we still talking about the movie or bass guitarists?

Originally posted by gruffpuppy



WOW when did this get pushed to the DB side?

That darn John Turner. :D

Well if your going to "dress up" for a gig you may as well push the limit.

http://www.gruffpuppy.com/beefcake.jpg

:D

I hate it when people get into my closet.

The latest Atlanta Talkbass get together.

*sorry, JT and Dave;)*

Originally posted by Brad Johnson
The latest Atlanta Talkbass get together.

*sorry, JT and Dave;)*

actually, that's dave in front there, and i've got that big ass helmet on, but i'm playing one of pacman's basses. :D

Hey, this is a serious discussion

I dig those spiky shoulder pads.

;)

Originally posted by Brad Johnson
Hey, this is a serious discussion

I dig those spiky shoulder pads.

;)

yeah, but i had to move away from the vinyl there - it was giving me a rash.

the truth exposed!:eek:

Originally posted by LowfreqB
the truth exposed!:eek:

LOL!!! :D

Digital photography has a lot to answer for...

Originally posted by LowfreqB
the truth exposed!:eek:

:eek:

DUDE!! don't let that get around - i'm supposed to be "under cover"

lmfao. that's pretty funny :D

I knew that was you at Wang's House of Spank Me the other day.

Of course, I wasn't there;)