ok this wasnt my gig but it was my freinds first gig with there band and they were making fools of them selves first they setup back wards so that ment they would go on a half an hour late then their make cords started to act up and they all got in a big fight by the time they started they were minus a rythem guitarist that quit their singer had a black eye and the drummer had a bloddy nose they sounded like **** but got tons of cheers when the bassist ran up to the singer and kicked him in the back for no reason at all thats when it all ended i hope they put on another show soon because it was fun to watch

Now THAT's entertainment.

"It ain't right if there ain't a fight."

The WWF Band?

oh, yeah. made me laugh.

:rolleyes:

wow... its like... one giant sentence... :D

ben towle?

yea i'm glad u guys beat me to the chase. can we say RUN ON SENTENCE. i mean i don't always have great grammar, but i break up my sentences.

.

Use it. :)

Jeezz.....what's happening in our schools?

Originally posted by mchildree
Jeezz.....what's happening in our schools?

Apathy. I think. Heck, I don't care.

;)

Originally posted by mchildree
Jeezz.....what's happening in our schools?

i wasnt really payin attention

http://www.resnet.wm.edu/~ijwrig/comedypolice.jpg

Did while the singer was singing? oh that would of been funny :D

what's even more funny is that you don't know how to use preiods to end your long, long, long sentences.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by mchildree
Jeezz.....what's happening in our schools? There are a lot of people that don't use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation on the Internet, because quite frankly, it's the Internet. People today are lazy, ignorant and don't take pride in what they do and how others may perceive them. The thing I find most difficult to understand, is that by the time kids are old enough to type on a computer, you'd think all of the things I just mentioned would be second nature to them. :confused:

My boy isn't quite 3 years old yet and types on the computer quite a bit...

He doesn't make run-on sentences though! :D

Originally posted by Gr8testBASSist
ok this wasnt my gig but it was my freinds first gig with there band and they were making fools of them selves first they setup back wards so that ment they would go on a half an hour late then their make cords started to act up and they all got in a big fight by the time they started they were minus a rythem guitarist that quit their singer had a black eye and the drummer had a bloddy nose they sounded like **** but got tons of cheers when the bassist ran up to the singer and kicked him in the back for no reason at all thats when it all ended i hope they put on another show soon because it was fun to watch


SK8BOARDFACELIFT,

Jelly With Croissants Just Won't Cut it. Justifiably, We Can't see the humor in such a statement. Maybe you should towle off and try again.

Hint: there's this thing called "Punctuation" which might be helpful in the future. You might not see much of it over at tabcrawler.com, and you probably won't see FiELdY using it much - especially on his tatoos - but that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist, or that it's not important. WhAt A sHaMe YoU cAn'T lEaRn It FrOm TaBzZzZz.:(

Originally posted by mchildree
Jeezz.....what's happening in our schools?

..shootings.


:D

Merls

heres the solution(if its still around)


SPELL CHECK
do do do do!!!!

Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald
SK8BOARDFACELIFT,

Jelly With Croissants Just Won't Cut it. Justifiably, We Can't see the humor in such a statement. Maybe you should towle off and try again.

Just What Could you be insinutating? :D

Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald
Hint: there's this thing called "Punctuation" which might be helpful in the future. You might not see much of it over at tabcrawler.com, and you probably won't see FiELdY using it much - especially on his tatoos - but that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist, or that it's not important. WhAt A sHaMe YoU cAn'T lEaRn It FrOm TaBzZzZz.:(

y r u tryin 2 mak us lern ur borgwah writin theree? grammer naziz suk!! :(

Originally posted by yawnsie


Just What Could you be insinutating? :D



Oh, nothing...:rolleyes: ...Just Watch Carefully as this thread develops. :)

Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald


Oh, nothing...:rolleyes: ...Just Watch Carefully as this thread develops. :)
yeah, i'd just like to take the oppurtunity to say that my ex Laura Osinski is a FAT soliciter of intercourse and that she has a strange-looking reproductive organ.
it may be terribly vulgar and psychologically damaging to the girl in question should she see the negative opinion that one of her (very many) liasons has of her flailing naughty bits, but notice that i have made proper and understandable usage of basic sentence structuring. i hope we have all learned something from this experience - particularly you, Laura, because being illiterate on top of being unable to satisfy people sexually won't get you very far in life.

Err... that was an unexpected development. :confused:

Originally posted by yawnsie
Err... that was an unexpected development. :confused:

*MONTY PYTHON VOICE ON*

And now for something completely different...

*MONTY PYTHION VOICE OFF*

Jeering Wandering Children gets you nowhere, DURRL. Your frenzied attacks on FiElDy lovers are making you slobber. Go get a Towle.

Originally posted by mchildree

Jeez..what's happening in our schools?

People are being persecuted for salad theft.

and having their top buttons undone.






Cleavage patrol.....

Originally posted by BrokenAngel
and having their top buttons undone.






Cleavage patrol.....

BA always has something interesting to say :)

Speaking as a very very very new member (as in I signed up yesterday), I'd like to say that you guys must be the most vulgar, obscene people I have met in a long time. Your off-color comments are completely dirty. Your smart-ass talents are unequaled across the globe. Surely this must be the most vile nest of disgusting people I have ever seen!

Hats off to you, gentlmen! I salute you! :D

Originally posted by *ToNeS*

yeah, i'd just like to take the oppurtunity to say that my ex Laura Osinski is a FAT soliciter of intercourse and that she has a strange-looking reproductive organ.
it may be terribly vulgar and psychologically damaging to the girl in question should she see the negative opinion that one of her (very many) liasons has of her flailing naughty bits, but notice that i have made proper and understandable usage of basic sentence structuring. i hope we have all learned something from this experience - particularly you, Laura, because being illiterate on top of being unable to satisfy people sexually won't get you very far in life.

yikes, bud, that some SERIOUS accusations you level there, citizen. :D

i've got to say this is one of the most vulgar threads we've had in quite some time. it's nice for things to be back to normal and i just can't wait till all of the neanderthal fieldy lovers from tabcrawler come over here to make it an even more pleasant experience.

Originally posted by VoodooChile
i've got to say this is one of the most vulgar threads we've had in quite some time. it's nice for things to be back to normal and i just can't wait till all of the neanderthal fieldy lovers from tabcrawler come over here to make it an even more pleasant experience.

FiElDy RuLz!!!

no wait, he doesnt.... nevermind

this 'gig story' might be funny if i could udnerstand it, but i didnt. what i got is:

"it wasnt my gig, it was my friends. they set up backwards, so get delayed half an hour. when they were about to start, their cables got screwed up and they fought. the rhythm player quit, the singer and drummer were all bloody, and the bassist got kicked in the back..."

i really dont see anything all that funny there, except for the drummers bloody nose, he deserved it. bands shouldnt break up, they should kick out the reason they suck.

now, besides my lack of capitals, i think my grammar was quite politically acceptable.

Ok...I'm a getting worried about the, ah...future lack of cleaness...

BAD Tones! Bad! ;)

Ok...some of the naughty bits cleaned up (but! for those smut lovers, the message was preserved) and in the future, please try to keep it cleaner, otherwise, I'll do more than just clean the offenders up.

I.E. axe the thread.

Move along people, nothing to see here now...

i received a complain.... what do you say brendan... close this down?

I don't know. I'd let it run for another day, and see what happens. I cleaned it up, so it should be servicable. If it degrades ANY, we'll pull the plug.

Originally posted by Brendan
I don't know. I'd let it run for another day, and see what happens. I cleaned it up, so it should be servicable. If it degrades ANY, we'll pull the plug.
OH i get it now... the minority versus the masses, all for one and none for all, is that it? authority trying to shut me up again with its colourful forays into censorship intervention, right? WELL I WILL HAVE NONE OF IT! REBELLION! REBELLION I SAY! but, failing that ideal, i do believe some of us would simply prefer to Just Wank Casually :D

Brendan you scourge of my liberally expressive vulgarity .. :p very tricky, man hehe

Originally posted by *ToNeS*

Brendan you scourge of my liberally expressive vulgarity .. :p very tricky, man hehe

One click and a few keystrokes, and you could publicly lick my boots. ;):D (No...I would never do that...wait, sorry, I just lied to you...:D)

Just watch that you don't use and liberally expressive vulgarity on a family forum.

Originally posted by Hategear
There are a lot of people that don't use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation on the Internet, because quite frankly, it's the Internet. People today are lazy, ignorant and don't take pride in what they do and how others may perceive them. The thing I find most difficult to understand, is that by the time kids are old enough to type on a computer, you'd think all of the things I just mentioned would be second nature to them. :confused:

now now, dats untirely not da trufh, jests cos i abrieviates tings and gots da poe spellin, dont means i dunt take ne pride in meself now do's it? :D

This thread has ended in a completely different place than it started!!

I mean how did we even get on to talking about someones genitals?

Nevermind though.

P.S Moderators - You not the boss of me:D :) ;) :cool:

Originally posted by MaX PoWeR
{sNiP!}
I mean how did we even get on to talking about someones genitals?

such is the nature of TalkBass :)

Speaking as a very very very new member (as in I signed up yesterday), I'd like to say that you guys must be the most vulgar, obscene people I have met in a long time. Your off-color comments are completely dirty. Your smart-ass talents are unequaled across the globe. Surely this must be the most vile nest of disgusting people I have ever seen!

Been to guitar.com?

:rolleyes:

Hold on everybody...

Are you SURE you don't find the bassist kicking the singer's a$$ funny???

C'mon bassists...don't lie...you know you want to do that...now it's normal you know...hey go ahead!!!

:p

Really guys, come on be honest you know you've wanted to kick the singer's butt. Everyone has wanted to at sometime or another.:D

Amen to that.

I'm pretty sure that I should have something interesting to add.

Maybe they should call it TalkGenitals? :D

Originally posted by Bassline1414
Maybe they should call it TalkGenitals? :D

That would be very distrubing. :eek: :D