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Turner looked on with delight. Conklin had truely outdone himself this time.

this is a stick up!

"Finally, one that doesn't make your ass look fat."


"Get some help and bring the strap, too."

"Whew, glad I didn't buy the big one!"

"Evidence discovered that Bill Dickens' miracle diet may not be as successful as first thought".

yeah, were lookin for a mr. big richard? is there a big richard here?

Tommy Chong voice on: "Wow man.....your guitar.....it's like.......really big,man...."/Tommy Chong off

And the "Most Unique Door-Stop" award goes to...Lucious and Billy Randolf of Macon Georgia.

Can I get that order supersized?

this is what happens when you order more wood than you thought you did.

a poster child for why some animals eat their young.

Man. i REALLY wish they took of the redwood option on what kind of wood you want this made out of.

Originally posted by Freaky Fender
Man. i REALLY wish they took of the redwood option on what kind of wood you want this made out of. HA - REDWOOD - I get it!!! REDWOOD!!! HA!

i'd like to see that thing on ebay.

I THOUGHT someone changed the settings on my pantograph...

"BOB! BOB! Make the D a little more sharp...no too much, just a bit more...there we go!"

"Should I use an actual hammer for those hammer-ons?"

"The scale is 1:10?! Oh man!"

C'mon, I've got to get this home and work on my 1-fret stretch.

Are you tired of "special friends" making disparaging comments about your manhood? Remove your inferiority complex with the new Conklin Extendor!!!

Great!! Now the bank won't reposes our house!!

Just wait till I get the BASS in here!!

Rock on
Eric

ok, now bring the flatbed truck around and give me a hand with the amp!

Bob tries to compensate for his bass-envy.

...and I scoffed at the finger players for the first time...

As the poor luthier slept, the kind elves worked through the night.

Finally, Bill's first step to total world domination through bluegrass was complete...

...and never again did anyone ask him how he got all the chicks...

...and JT found a bass that even he couldn't play.

"WooHooo!!! Kenling for a banjo bonfire!!!!"

(sorry i've used variations of this before)

I'd like to see Sam Bush play that.

I distinctly remember ordering a caravan. A caravan! At least you got the dimensions right.

Beeep Beeep Beeep Beeep

...then when he's fast asleep, we'll plug it in and...

Reason #45 why the Jolly Green Giant's bank sucks.

Dick couldn't carry the free toaster the bank offered so he went with the smaller mandolin.

OH! that was 17 inches on the graph! oops......

"let's hope Derek Smalls has a stepladder..."

If you have found a way to hold the frets down and to pick it as well, tell me!:D
:eek:
'And a case that fits, as well, please.' hehehe
oh, and i don't think a stepladder will be enough

"That's the last time I ask the drummer to go pick up anything when I'm busy..."

You should see the upright that bloke plays!

...COME SEE PROPS FROM THE NEVER BEFORE SEEN DEATH-ROW JAM SESSION SCENE FROM 'THE GREEN MILE'!!!!!!!

"Who's brilliant idea was it to tell Oprah she should take up bass??!?"

Never again would Bob look away in shame, the next time his egomaniacal guitarist prodded the crowd into chanting: "We can't hear you! We can't hear you!"

Being fed up with their Birkenstock sandals and their whiny folk tunes, Harve would finally give those Takemine freaks an "Open Mic Night" they wouldn't soon forget.

Originally posted by yawnsie
As the poor luthier slept, the kind elves worked through the night.


Yawnsie's gotta win. Truely a thing of beauty.:)