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littledeucemike
06-12-2007, 02:23 PM
All the girlfriends I had seem to really like the way i use my hands if you know where i'm heading!:eek:. I wonder if bass players especially have a magic touch when I comes to this??

Wh4len
06-12-2007, 02:48 PM
i think it's true.... ^^

My girlfriend likes my handy work

markjazzbassist
06-12-2007, 03:00 PM
+1

I get the compliments all the time as well. They know how to pick em too, my current girl said this after my last gig

"wow, i was watching you and you have really REALLY nice forearms.;) "

Tony G
06-12-2007, 03:01 PM
Sexy forearms? That's a new one...:D

roger winkler
06-12-2007, 06:53 PM
My wife has told me lots of times that I can use her for a fretboard. :D :eek:

enim
06-12-2007, 07:49 PM
I get the sexy shoulderblades a lot. From holding an 8ish pound bass for a few hours a week, my back is darnd strong.

Especially with the bass clef tattoo i have now.

SirCanealot
06-13-2007, 07:29 AM
Pfft, I come from a background in computer geekary and fighting games on an arcade stick before bass playing. I have super UBER strong hands. I tell girls about my dragon punch technique all the time, way before I mention I play bass guitar.

But what's the point? Me with no girlfriend right now :'(

Anesthesia
06-13-2007, 07:41 AM
[QUOTE=enim;4301297]I get the sexy shoulderblades a lot. From holding an 8ish pound bass for a few hours a week, my back is darnd strong.
QUOTE]

8 pound bass holly crap thats like 4 kilos!

i carry a 20 kilo tool bag for a bout 3-4 hours a day 5 days a week. i must have a hulk size back then!

QORC
06-13-2007, 07:41 AM
I have a bumper sticker that says "Bassists Finger Better"

hehe

I am Domokun
06-13-2007, 03:44 PM
i think it's true.... ^^

My girlfriend likes my handy work

Same here!

KeithBMI
06-13-2007, 04:41 PM
I don't follow. Do you mean cooking? I'm quite the chef myself.

;)

LumpyGravy
06-15-2007, 01:07 AM
If you can do rt hand technique on her special place, she will love you forever. 3 finger triplets will send her into orgasm!

Energy
06-15-2007, 06:06 AM
What about double thumbing? :D

Wh4len
06-15-2007, 06:38 AM
If you can do rt hand technique on her special place, she will love you forever. 3 finger triplets will send her into orgasm!

PM me the tehnique ^^

L.A. Moore
06-15-2007, 06:43 AM
I got forarms like Popeye and fingers like sausages. The ladies love me.

kydnav
06-15-2007, 12:17 PM
What about double thumbing? :D

just pop and watch her scream :smug:

cash87
06-15-2007, 04:39 PM
Very true I have had girls compliment my hands soo it has to the be a bassist thing.

JLW
06-16-2007, 09:43 AM
Yes.

moopants
06-16-2007, 03:25 PM
It's definitely a bass thing. Aside from that, have you ever given a massage (back, etc.)? Girls always say I give the best, so I guess it from playing bass. Now, for massages in other places, it also works. :smug:

Wh4len
06-16-2007, 03:48 PM
It's definitely a bass thing. Aside from that, have you ever given a massage (back, etc.)? Girls always say I give the best, so I guess it from playing bass. Now, for massages in other places, it also works. :smug:

+1

bassplaying and welding (in my case, and a few roubds at the gym) helps build strong arms. Perfect for backrups or other adventures using fingers

Vandelay
06-16-2007, 03:57 PM
Potential bumper sticker:

Bass players do it with great feel and timing. We also like to slap on occasion.

:p

Wh4len
06-17-2007, 12:17 PM
I would buy it

Shroom
06-17-2007, 08:41 PM
There's a pickup line I've heard a few times, I'm surprised it's not more well known. It goes some thing like:

"You know, they say bassists got those magic fingers..."

Alvaro Martín Gómez A.
06-17-2007, 08:53 PM
Last week I had a gig (public diploma concert for a drummer) in which we played Scott Henderson's "Dolemite", Tower Of Power's "Oakland Stroke" tied with "What Is Hip?", Brecker Brothers' "Some Skunk Funk" and Rush's "YYZ". After the concert, an acquaintance told me that a girl who attended the show with him was very impressed with my performance and told him something like: "Can he really do all those things with his fingers?". Unfortunately, she had to leave just after we finished. :hmm:

BellBottomBlues
06-18-2007, 10:55 AM
I don't follow. Do you mean cooking? I'm quite the chef myself.

;)

I think they mean that thumb thumpers have a green thumb at gardening which any lady can appreciate.;)

BellBottomBlues
06-18-2007, 10:57 AM
Oh yeah, btw, this doesn't work in reverse, as I know some chick bass players that don't know how to use their wrist.

Yngwie 4String
06-18-2007, 11:02 AM
I have really long fingers, and tend to have small girlfriends (I like asians). I can hold a groove.

littledeucemike
06-22-2007, 03:04 PM
Wow so It must be true. 'Bassists Finger Better' LOL!!!!!!. Y'see it ain't a dull instrument after all. Now what was that about using the 3 finger technique lumpy gravy?!!.............

sobie18
06-25-2007, 09:41 PM
No problem finding the G Spot considering I love to hang out on the G String...

LumpyGravy
08-06-2007, 09:17 PM
No problem finding the G Spot considering I love to hang out on the G String...

As long as you are not wrist deep in the a thing!

MazeMouse
08-07-2007, 01:49 PM
Strange how you suddenly get a lot more female attention after they've seen you play a few fast songs on bass at a gig :D

IconBasser
08-07-2007, 02:10 PM
slick.

fenderjazz68
08-07-2007, 03:14 PM
ROFL! :D

also a request for the LumpyGravy love triplet

I think they mean that thumb thumpers have a green thumb at gardening which any lady can appreciate.;)

LumpyGravy
08-07-2007, 09:43 PM
My girlfriend loves the "Lumpy Gravy Triplet". I love her multiple orgasms!

rusty66
08-09-2007, 08:28 AM
I keep breaking my girlfriends. Must be these damn popeye forearms.... guk guk guk....

Olive, got a new triplet slap technique, get over here now!

Cheers
Pop eye

freakonaleash
08-20-2007, 10:01 PM
I reckon it's true, it must be a bassist thang, I have always been complimented for my touch. (I give truly amazing massages too, and have strong arms and hands). However I have never been with a male bassist to see if the same is true in reverse!

Human Bass
08-20-2007, 10:09 PM
I can reach her spot with my middle!

j.a.e.r.i.p
08-20-2007, 10:15 PM
my ex girlfriend was also quite the fan

buliwyfff
08-24-2007, 05:52 PM
it definently gets them going..."like you play bass!" : )

khaspir
08-29-2007, 11:33 PM
You know, our hands are only part of the attraction. Ask any woman who has sat on a bass amp (or on furniture directly touching the amp) when you are playing at volume, and playing a high speed drone passage (lots of 16ths in tight clusters).

My singer.... noticed .... that last rehearsal. She started looking at me in an entirely different light. However, I'm of the opinion that certain things just don't get done with bandmates, and anyhow, my wife certainly wouldn't approve.

Jimmyplaysabass
08-29-2007, 11:41 PM
;) ;) i've gotten many a compliment on my finger technique.;) ;)

SundanceChile
08-30-2007, 12:05 AM
I've always been commented on for all my different "finger techniques". It's a bass player thing. :smug:

ThunderSix66
08-30-2007, 12:18 AM
working out works better for pleasing the women than playing bass does. but the fingers, yes the fingers

Ramstien
08-30-2007, 09:40 AM
Strangely, I've been told I have really soft hands.

rreynoldsbass
08-30-2007, 05:48 PM
Yes. Dear Christ, yes. I've never had problems with it.

Liko
08-31-2007, 10:59 AM
It's the two-finger plucking technique. Let's just say it has other uses :cool: :D

Bass Boy
08-31-2007, 12:38 PM
I've experienced this as well. I wonder if pick ( I SAID PICK!) players get the same compliments!

Yngwie 4String
09-01-2007, 11:42 PM
I doubt it man, I think a pick might not feel very good for the lady.