I'm tired of rebending/repairing/replacing/dealing with crappy output jacks.... !!!

I saw those killer neutrik speaker-cabinet 1/4" jacks, nothin would stop them... but they might not look so great on my MiM-P or my gorgeous '93 Squier.

Is there something better than the SwitchCraft ones that looks half decent that will fit in a P-bass?

I have searched the forum, and google too, but all I found were endpin ones and crappy bendy ones.

If there isn't a good solution to this, could we maybe design one? Not everyone stands there like a pole... Entwistle...

What?? "better than the SwitchCraft.." ? How are you wearing out SwitchCraft input jacks? Has the quality been going south and I didn't realize it or is it something else that was not mentioned in the OP?

Im pretty sure you wont be able to beat these:
http://www.neutrik.com/fl/en/audio/204_256671/M-Line_productlist.aspx

The school i use to attend had the entire auditorium wired with all Neutrik (Over 300 jacks in all), and we only had one go bad cuz someone tripped over a cord - hard.