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Wild Rice Chris
10-25-2007, 11:09 PM
Semi-hollow clear pine and particle board (seat), nitrocellulose lacquer on the center and back. Carvin humbucker, volume, tone, series/parallel/single-coil switch.

My dad had an idea in the 70's that he could build a guitar out of anything so he built one out of a toilet seat. About 6 years ago a few people saw it and asked us to build them one. The bass was the 5th (and last) and had a few different necks/pickups (Slammer, Kramer, and MIK Squier necks, originally a Schaller pickup and then the Carvin in the picture).

Now together as a complete bass for $350, see post #32 in this thread for pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/wildricechris/toiletbass/toiletbass1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/wildricechris/toiletbass/toiletbass2.jpg

In action years ago.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/wildricechris/SELF/Bandgrad2_2.jpg

Mark Wilson
10-25-2007, 11:12 PM
Been replaced by a Bongo, eh?

:P You guys knew it was coming.

Good luck selling man. Cool project!

Vin_MM_Sabre_79
10-25-2007, 11:30 PM
^^ Damn. gotta be quick around here.

arbitrary
10-26-2007, 01:07 AM
That looks a lot like Yankee stadium.

bassteban
10-26-2007, 01:09 AM
There's a local luthier nearby that makes mandolins, guitars, etc out of stainless steel bedpans. They have remarkable punch, clarity & volume, & he sells them for $500 & up. :eek: He calls them 'Commodians'.

bassinstincts
10-26-2007, 08:24 PM
What did it sound like when it was intact? Thanks.

Wild Rice Chris
10-26-2007, 08:26 PM
Fat with a strong midrange. Good attack, not compressed.

bassinstincts
10-26-2007, 08:29 PM
PM'd

rogerbmiller
10-26-2007, 08:52 PM
Do you have any toilet seats made of bass bodies for sale?

I'd be in the market for those:cool:

Seriously, this is far and away the most clever "crafts" bass I have ever seen. Love the creativity!

Good luck with the sale.

Mr.Chucklebunny
10-26-2007, 09:05 PM
Fat with a strong midrange. Good attack, not compressed.

Good thing it's not compressed, constipation can be such a drag.

Yankeesfan1115
10-26-2007, 09:15 PM
That looks a lot like Yankee stadium.

:O

Wild Rice Chris
10-26-2007, 10:10 PM
I just remembered that there was a gap between the toilet seat and the treble side of the neck, cosmetic issue only.

For a complete bass using an Allparts neck, the price is $500 plus shipping.

Vin_MM_Sabre_79
10-26-2007, 10:16 PM
Has it got a lid?

Wild Rice Chris
10-26-2007, 10:17 PM
No lid, no TP, no scrubbrush. Stains can be arranged.

skiscem
10-27-2007, 01:09 AM
i was waiting to see a bongo body........

btw i like bongos so please dont attack me ;)

Wild Rice Chris
11-04-2007, 07:01 AM
bump

quadrogong
11-04-2007, 08:51 AM
genius.

mburd
11-05-2007, 11:00 AM
guitoilet..??

Pee Bass..??

help me..

Wild Rice Chris
11-05-2007, 11:04 AM
"Electric Chair"
"Crapocaster"

JoeVictim
11-05-2007, 01:03 PM
That bass must really hold up the bottom end...:p

Justin Tuskey
11-05-2007, 02:14 PM
well it either really "sits" in the mix, or sounds like "crap". either way its "stinkin" awesome :D

Wild Rice Chris
11-10-2007, 07:06 PM
Crapper bump..

bassic_element
11-10-2007, 08:15 PM
I am amuzed and disgusted at the same time...

Wild Rice Chris
11-17-2007, 01:31 PM
I aim to please (and at the bowl)...

tom grossheider
11-17-2007, 03:42 PM
Glad to see it isn't "relic'd"............:)

Senor SQUID
11-17-2007, 04:25 PM
I would be interested in a bass made out of toilet paper as a backup at a crappy venue!!:D

fcappi
11-23-2007, 10:56 PM
Why is everyone Dumping on this thing???

Wild Rice Chris
11-23-2007, 10:59 PM
I think I just need to pick up a Squier neck off eBay and keep the damn thing.

Smurf-o-Deth
11-23-2007, 11:54 PM
Too...many...puns...thread...verging on...implosion...

You mentioned that the neck and body had a gap on the treble side...do you think a little drano would help make it flush?

BOOM

scrove
11-24-2007, 01:13 AM
Wow, that one was really corny...

Wild Rice Chris
11-24-2007, 06:57 AM
I'm taking this off the market (getting a Squier neck for it and hanging on for the moment) but will leave the thread up for comic relief in the forum. ;)

Wild Rice Chris
12-04-2007, 11:10 AM
OK, now a complete bass for $350!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/wildricechris/toiletbass/toilet1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/wildricechris/toiletbass/toilet2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/wildricechris/toiletbass/toilet3.jpg

I'm waiting on a bridge. Neck has had a minor repair and is stable.

morebass!
12-04-2007, 01:26 PM
I've been gassin' for one of those...


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