tdogg
10-31-2007, 02:12 PM
Theoretical Question here;
i dont know why this popped into my head. if your band was a body, what body part would the instruments be?
i guess the drummer might be the backbone.
maybe the bassplayer is the heart beat.
what would the guitarist be?
what would a keyboard be? a left foot?
how about a back up triangle? i guess that would be some sort of unwanted growth or a mole.
talk amongst yourselves....;)
Phalex
10-31-2007, 02:26 PM
Well, the drummer and the singer would definitely be someplace around the genitalia. That's usually where you can find one of them at any given moment anyway.
Just J
10-31-2007, 02:34 PM
Drummer would be the skeleton, bass would be the muscle/connective tissue, guitars/keys would be the skin, vocals would be hair, etc.
chaosMK
10-31-2007, 03:28 PM
The bass would be the butt.
meev992
10-31-2007, 03:42 PM
The bass would be the butt.
they're called bassholes.
professor_bills
11-01-2007, 07:55 PM
This thread reminds of that stury about the butthole wanting to be the boss and all the other body parts laughing at him..
El-Bob
11-01-2007, 08:04 PM
i would be the most important of manly appendages
theshadow2001
11-01-2007, 08:14 PM
We'd just be four arseholes
OtterOnBass
11-01-2007, 08:21 PM
The singer would be the head/mouth. (faces the crowds and communicates with words)
The bassist and drummer would be the legs/back. (gets the body moving)
The guitarists would be the arms. (performs auxiliary, yet impressive tasks)
The keyboardist would be a headless body climbing on the back of the band. Right? Otherwise they're whatever part they want to be - rhythm, lead, prosthetic limbs, everything...
WJGreer
11-01-2007, 08:22 PM
In my band, the guitarist would be the dick.
Oh, that was horrible. I am sorry. :smug:
tdogg
11-01-2007, 09:52 PM
In my band, the guitarist would be the dick.
Oh, that was horrible. I am sorry. :smug:
ha. yeah ive been in that band.