This is how I am entertaining myself today- Pretending that my band wants to fire me on the guitard forum.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=542129

Stop whining about his image. If he's a good player he's a good player. tbh I'd go see a band more often if they had a wild card like that up on stage. You'll only hurt yourselves by kicking him out.

Great pic. That's too funny. Though I think in today's era of PC-ness, guitard-baiting may end up being branded a hate crime....... so get it in while you can, lol. :bassist:

This is how I am entertaining myself today- Pretending that my band wants to fire me on the guitard forum.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=542129

Oh man! Thanks for that, I needed a laugh today.

GT

"what ever your final decision is make sure you steal his amp."

Love it! And I love the outfit plus tapping, awesome!

Plus this one:
"sounds like this guy is rocking harder than you fella's. maybe you should bring your game up to his level."

:-)

:D

I was gonna say you were a dork for doing this until I read the posts on the other forum, your a genius. Whats funnier is the guys in the other message board take you completely seriously. Like theres some bass player out there on mescaline 24/7 playing in star outfit. If that was the case hed be famous by now.

That is rich!:D
It will be funny to see either:
----how sympathetic they'll be
----how mean they'll be
----or how many people compare competent musicianship vs. mismish of image.
Good stuff.

I was gonna say you were a dork for doing this until I read the posts on the other forum, your a genius. Whats funnier is the guys in the other message board take you completely seriously. Like theres some bass player out there on mescaline 24/7 playing in star outfit. If that was the case hed be famous by now.

I just wish I thought of it first. Maybe the Fender forum...

50 replies! haha! guitards!

That's me in the photo. I've laid off the mescaline a bit (I mean, it's pretty harrowing to do often) but the damage has been done. I'm not famous, but perhaps wearing the costume every show will help and possibly lower expectations as to the precision of my playing. Trouble was, it got pretty hot and I ended up playing half the show in my underwear.

Someone else obviously visits that forum from here too (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15506190&postcount=53)

Im pretty sure there's going to be an all out forum war because of this.

You are soooooooo fired! way to go.

HAHAHA, nice work. That would be hilarious if Talkbass and Sputnik had a forum war.

Someone else obviously visits that forum from here too (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15506190&postcount=53)

Im pretty sure there's going to be an all out forum war because of this.

laaaaaaaame!
i'm voting him off the island!

i feel so used


lol

funny thing is they're still replying, kinda like cars on the highway crashing into cars that have already crashed.

You are soooooooo fired! way to go.


laaaaaaaame!
i'm voting him off the island!

Hang on! It wasn't me that did it.

It's good to know if all else fails the guitards will keep you for your gear.

I just feel so used.

They took it pretty well, actually. For those who got it anyway.

Man, you are too funny!

Literacy is not this forum's strongpoint.

and a mod over there is calling it best thread ever. :)

That was...


That was beautiful.

pretty cool bunch of guys I'd say.

Reply #10 is a Classic!!!
"Just stick it out. Sure it'll be a horrible environment to work in, but you'll sell more records"

pretty cool bunch of guys I'd say.

I agree! Most of them were voting to keep him in.

I don't get it :( None of their replies were funny.

I don't get it :( None of their replies were funny.

that's because you're a communist

that's because you're a communist

LOL COMMUNIST LOLOolOLLOLOLolOLOlO1l!OlOL

...What's a communist?

That just completely made my day. Knowing what was going on and reading the replies was freakin hilarious. Genious.

SiD

hahahahah that was just sooo funny lmao... u shud go read it again till the end... bloody guitards fighting and abusing each other hahahah...

hahahahah that was just sooo funny lmao... u shud go read it again till the end... bloody guitards fighting and abusing each other hahahah...

Yeah, that's pretty much the norm over "there".

LOL...They just keep going. One or two know the truth and are screaming it and pointing it out but the others just keep going....Like they can't hear it over themselves...hmmm Ironic isn't it?

Best idea ever I must say that I must.

"i lold so hard when i saw his outfit. Seems like you guys are just too boring to keep up with his level of awesomeness.

I lold so hard when i realised how hard i failed by not reading the whole thread."


Made my WEEK.

so i figured once they found out, the thread would peter off and die, but that's where it got good! It was freakin' hilarious!

so i figured once they found out, the thread would peter off and die, but that's where it got good! It was freakin' hilarious!

user #1: READ THE THREAD!!!

user #2: I did read the thread; it's about a wacky cool bassist I wish was in my band lolorzomfg!

Don't blame the forum, blame the idiots who visit the forum. :bassist:

This is the average guitar player.

"I've been through 3 bassists in 2 years. Sure it hurts when you lose a bass player, but it's just a fact of life. Yep."

Also this.

"I used to make out with d00dz"

OP, post this thread in there. We NEED to know their reactions.

hmmm. very different attitudes between here and there.

OP, post this thread in there. We NEED to know their reactions.

You should consider reading the thread he linked to.

Apparently, people don't open links on this forum either.

hahahahah wow im willing to bet a nickel that my retard guitard (however amazing at guitar) cousin has posted in there

OP, post this thread in there. We NEED to know their reactions.

LOL, oh, if *only* there was a way we could post this thread in that other forum and get their reactions when they realize it's all a hoax! Then we would also know what all those weird posts about "reading the entire" thread mean!!

Dude, read both entire threads! :)

Lol. They really are guiTURDS too

That was worth not going to school for.

I laughed my a** off when I saw the pic.... @ work on the internet. It's now my desktop pic.... LMFAO.....