does anybody post anything here? guess not. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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"Destruction can be beutiful" --Mankind

[This message has been edited by jrthebassguy (edited May 28, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by jrthebassguy (edited May 28, 2000).]

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~Lox~

I totally agree. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Will C. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

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You can't hold no groove if you ain't got no pocket!

jr....You do.....and...well...now I guess I do....Please don't hate me...now "I'm" workin' on 50...

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Hey....Who said Ric's are for kids?.....Bye, --MR

This is number 50. I'm a vet now!!!!! Do I get any special benefits?!?! Which old age home should I choose? http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Can You See The Real Me?

I always like a freebie!

Long distance run - a - round...

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...Must...Make...Calluses...Harder!!!

What?

http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/tongue.gif

HAHAHAHA!!

This topic's turning into a completely meaningless load of crap! http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Well while we're at it:

I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese and onions."

Who wants to buy a swollen pelikan?

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

what's a pelikan?



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john

money good! napster bad!

Maybe I'm not spellin' it right. It's kind of a big sea bird with sort of a 'pouch' under its beak.

Maybe we should move this topic into its very own area called "Where People Go When They Have Nothing Better To Do" http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

Ooooooh...a pelican...I've never actually seen one...

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Über Sheep

Thought it was pellican?

Oh well. This place is just like off topic, but it's a pessimists dream...all the negative things that happen on stage and stuff...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

I'll go back to Biskiland now..

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I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say i will store in a little box just in case i need to shove it down your throat at any given moment.

And here I thought you were selling a fat pen...... http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/confused.gif

This is like a bad Monty Python skit.

And now for something completely different...

...a guitarist and his friends:

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...

[This message has been edited by ~Loxley~ (edited June 20, 2000).]

And now for something completely similar...

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My band. From left to right: Biski, Busface, Debbie (Drew). Busface being the cocky "i can play anything" one, Debbie being the confused one, and i...well you don't need explaination.



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I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say i will store in a little box just in case i need to shove it down your throat at any given moment.

... and here is a drummer with his frien.. band members:

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...

...Well here are my bands:

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From left to right - Frigge (drummer - Mr. Niceguy), Martin (guitarist - Not very bright) and me (bassist/singer and by far the biggest smartass in the band).
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And my other band:

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From left to right - Alex (guitarist - what more can I say?), Jonas (drummer - one crazy mutherf**ker!), Christian (lead singer - you know the type... He's the one who gets all the girls...) and me (I'm just the bassist...).

ROFL! this is getting pretty good!

OK, here's the oldies band:
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me, the smarta$$ bassplayer, my friend the guitarist, his brother the drummer getting aggravated at my smart mouth, the blissfully brain dead vocalist, and his totally clueless children that we are trying to teach music to so they can be in the band!

the HM band
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me, the drummer who's an even bigger smarta$$ than me, and our beloved guitarist whom our wit drives to near suicidal frenzies..


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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

Hmmm...
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Lead guitarist, drummer/guitarist #1, drummer/guitarist #2, me. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
"What's that? No vocals?"
Oh we all take vocals for different songs.

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Über Sheep

Maybe you're a coconut?

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

ive got a big buger, in my nose

heres a quick view of my band.

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from left to right: me, the bassist. my bandmates say i look mad whenever i try to do my bass solo (dont ask)

next with the big smile is our lead guitarist. the reason why he has the big smile is becuase he thinks he can play anything. and he CAN play anything (not kidding either)

third in line with the roll eyes is our rythm (sp?) guitarist/singer. hes always in the sarcastic mood.

fourth is our drummer. the reason why he has the eek look is becuase that was the look on everybody's face whenever he did a bunch of solo crap for our school talent show. (hes also like 11 so that probably caused some of it)

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"Destruction can be beutiful" --Mankind

este es el espacio en blanco, es aqui donde descansaré de todas mis presiones, es aqui donde jamás me encontraras, es aqui donde tal vez muera de hambre...pero al menos seré feliz.

Not living...just killing (Time)

¡Si, Si!

¡Me gusta robar los banos portallies!

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I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say i will store in a little box just in case i need to shove it down your throat at any given moment.

Oh yeah? How about switching to Danish?

Hvad siger I til at vi taler lidt dansk? Det er da et hærligt sprog med masser af dejlige ord som man jo ikke finder på engelsk. Hvis der er nogle der læser dette og som forstår det så skal I ikke tage jer af det meget dårlige og kedelige indhold. Klokken er kun kvart over ni om morgenen her i København. Nå vi ses, mine med-bassister! Al magt til bassen!

hehehe...

http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

~Loxley~

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"Stol Aldrig på en mand der ikke drikker!"
-Winston S. Churchill

how about some italian...
preferisco il pozzo dell' italiano io stesso che non? che cosa circa quella salsiccia italiana? sento il relativo actuly realmente buono. così so che tutto qui sta utilizzando un traduttore Internet, heck che sto usando ora un pozzo dell' OH di destra.

I'd type Chinese for y'all..but I just realized I didn't have the software on this computer. Just wait. I'll change comps eventually and none of you will understand any of it! MRWAR~!

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Über Sheep

jeg snakker dansk! dansk er dejligt sprog..

.hsilgne kaeps nac I ykcul m'I

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Paul

ICELANDIC!
Hvað segið þið annars gott? Skiljið þið þetta? Ég elska bassann minn en hef ekkert til að tala um þannig að ég bara sleppi því að skrifa meira...

Arabic (transliterated because i haven't got the software or keyboard)
Keifkoun yoaum?
m'Shala. Unna B'heb keilkoun haun issa into be youlaub BASS.
Men' Shoufkoun.

Guten Tag! Was ist los? Ich komme aus Milwaukie, und ich habe zwei bass gitarre. Ich speile ein sher klein bisschen gut. (Sorry about the spelling, but I havent found the key that makes es-stets yet)

Schlaug auf
Eric

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Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

How bout some good ol' american english.........such as Fender....Ernie Ball........Gibson.......& of coarse WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPP?!?!

Anca ouya aysa assba elatedra? http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif

Ogfra

Puxa, como este lugar é cosmopolita! Eu as vezes não acredito como as pessoas são burras. É claro, quando a oportunidade de escrever uma coisa inteligente aparece, não se tem nada pra dizer. Não sei por quê estou escrevendo toda essa porra...

Will C. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

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You can't hold no groove if you ain't got no pocket!

ich habe ein bass und ich scheiss a lot...

eric: Sie kan use alt+0223 to do ß

ich sprecher deutch...

en hér kemur samt smá íslenska... hehe http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif

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signature???? hmm...

Si vous voulez aprire plusierus de langues, il faut que tu ecoutez plus et parlez moins, Zut, alors!

Will C. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

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You can't hold no groove if you ain't got no pocket!

Aye KNOW dass right...

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

A'ight, that got old.

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I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say i will store in a little box just in case i need to shove it down your throat at any given moment.

yo quiero taco bell....en churritos....taco supreme.....uh......spoon...

...got any grey poupon?....

...aight g'day mate...righteo!...

...beam me up scotty....hurry up mr. spock...

ok enough of different languages/culture stuff. back to speaking good ol english. and to all you spanish speakers.....HABLA ENGALIS!!

i feel weird becuase of the fact that i only know english. i guess thats what you get for goin to public schools.... i soppurt publick edukashun.

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"Destruction can be beutiful" --Mankind

I speak for languages (Icelandic, English, Danish and Deutch) and I haven´t even finished elementary school...

but i agree... let´s just talk english from now.. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif



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signature???? hmm...

While you speak for languages, we speak for communication... http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Will C. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

doh!!!

four!! http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif hehe

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signature???? hmm...

man this topic got way out of hand. ok on with the useless crap.... :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

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"Alchohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems" --Homer Simpson

did you mean:

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

Just want to keep the spirit of the legendary "HELLO?????????" topic alive. It was kind of fading away.

http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/tongue.gif I don't know what this topic is about, but who gives a s**t?

Long live "HELLO?????????"

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~Loxley~ (I'm a guy http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/wink.gif)

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

Loxley,
From your post a while ago, is it a good condition pelican? Slightly used? What color?

"DON'T TOUCH ME!"-Brak and no other
~T.J.

One time I was brushing my teeth in class and my teacher said, "T.J.! Why are you brushing your teeth in my class!" And I said "Huzzle bubble, spick lackle, spay!" And he said, "Spit out the toothpaste! I can't understand a word your saying!" So I spit and said, "Listen Mr. Tooth-Decay. Maybe you don't care about your oral hygeine, but I do!" And he sent me to the principal's office. I don't know why.

~T.J.

And now for something completely different:
"Eef I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
"Do you...wAAnt to come back to my place...bouncy,bouncy? I am no longer infected!"
"I will not buy this rekkord, it is skretched."
"My nipples explode with delight!!!"

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"My hovercraft is full of eels." -John Cleese

btw, what is the point of this topic? does anybody know? http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif

but since I´m here I might as well say something... nah, I don´t wanna...

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signature???? hmm...

Tjshuck:

Unfortunately I have already sold my pelikan. But I have plenty where it came from. I am what you might call the #1 seabird pusher... http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

Anything you want, I've got it.

(CONFIDENTIAL)
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The Bass: The point of this topic? Well selling seabirds ofcourse! http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
I have just had an albatros shipped in this morning. Interested?



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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The_Bass:
btw, what is the point of this topic? does anybody know? http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif
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Point? POINT? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING POINT!

"ALbatross! Get your albatross!"
"Wolf's nipple chips! Fresh and hot!"

I believe that I have found the highest concentration of non-sequitirs on the internet.

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"My hovercraft is full of eels." -John Cleese

who do you do smileys?

errrr...how do you do smileys?

just stuff like this? http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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Playing bass is not a hobby. It is an essential.

[This message has been edited by BassDudeJake (edited July 27, 2000).]

I'm bored so I'll post some more stuff

All of you that like Monty Python should read Douglas Adam's "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series amd "Starship Titanic" by Terry Jones, one of the Monty Python people.

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Playing bass is not a hobby. It is an essential.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
Loxley- I have always thought in the back of my mind cheese and onions.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have always thought that the weather's unkind, cheese and onions.

Do I have to spell it out?

This thread is like, scary as f*ck...

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I sleep past noon but that's okay, i'll be president someday...

dude they shut down napster... no more Jaco songs for me http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/mad.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bsfwash:
dude they shut down napster... no more Jaco songs for me http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Buy them.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bsfwash:
dude they shut down napster... no more Jaco songs for me http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

they shut down Napster??? No! It can't be!

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Playing bass is not a hobby. It is an essential.

~Loxley~:

how much is this albatross? what condition is it in? what color?

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Playing bass is not a hobby. It is an essential.

how many posts do you need to become a veteran member? what about moderator?

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Playing bass is not a hobby. It is an essential.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gmstudio99:
Buy them.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
nah... u may not understand how cheap i am

then use filequest for all your jaco needs!

try it! www.filequest.com (http://www.filequest.com) http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/biggrin.gif : D :P :P

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"I'd rather tear things down than build them up it's easier that way" -The Offspring

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BassDudeJake:
how many posts do you need to become a veteran member? what about moderator?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can't get it by a number of posts...you have to take Martha Stewart to your Senior Prom and eat nothing but raw pork and rancid tuna for like, 4 days...



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I sleep past noon but that's okay, i'll be president someday...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NukeBass:
I have always thought that the weather's unkind, cheese and onions.

Do I have to spell it out?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Biski2Dope:
You can't get it by a number of posts...you have to take Martha Stewart to your Senior Prom and eat nothing but raw pork and rancid tuna for like, 4 days...

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Eeerr.... So how did you get to be one, Biski? Isn't it a touch early for you to have been to your senior prom? Or do things work differently in the US?
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BassDudeJake: It's a red albatros and it's in very good condition. The price is $500,000 in unmarked bills. We'll say it was the Iraqis... http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

~Loxley~(I'm a guy http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/wink.gif)

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

I have an idea. Why don't all of us new members just fill up this thread with all the cheese and pelikans it can hold? I want full benifits with my vet status. Plus Biski will have the honor of having the first thousand replies in a thread.

Oh, yeah, my grandmother's cat doesn't wear dentures.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~Loxley~:
Eeerr.... So how did you get to be one, Biski? Isn't it a touch early for you to have been to your senior prom? Or do things work differently in the US?


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, yes, i am too young...but...Martha took me. Same difference. http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dheat:
I have an idea. Why don't all of us new members just fill up this thread with all the cheese and pelikans it can hold? I want full benifits with my vet status. Plus Biski will have the honor of having the first thousand replies in a thread..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

C'mon, now. Where's the fun in that? What's the point of cheating you way to becoming a veteran? Earn it by hard work and serious posting. There's no fun in freebees.

http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/cool.gif

~Loxley~(I'm a guy http://www.talkbass.com/ubb/wink.gif)

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink - Winston Churchill

ich habe ein blau hemd. er ist zu gross fur mich. ha ha ha ha ha ha. ich Witze gemachen. ha ha ha ha ha ha. if my grammar blows, remember this is only my the beginning of my second year, and please don't hurt me.

alle te espero

Derek Smalls rules!

This thread seems like the bass canteen thing over @ FDP except with less meaning.

Don't you mean with NO meaning?

I know I've said this before, but I like this topic too much. May it never disappear! :D :)

:cool:

~Loxley~ (I'm a guy ;))

long live the thread that has no point! wahoo!!!

Anyway... Where did that albatross go?

:cool:

~Loxley~ (I'm a guy ;))

I don't know, that part of the thread just dissapeared

Originally posted by BassDudeJake
I don't know, that part of the thread just dissapeared

Oh yea?. Your mother was a lizard!

:confused:

I'll do it in a minute

Why a dog?

Because it's always warmer in the summer than in the country.

I just found a bone in my ice cream....:eek:

:( Let's face it. Nobody posts anything here anymore. This wonderful, strong and pointless topic has finally died out. Long live HELLOOOOOOOO????? :(

It will be alive!!!! :D

so, this is what it's like to post......should probably go post something useful......

welcome to the board dot!!!

Post away!! :)

It WAS the lightswitch, after all !!!

How about http://www.talkHELLO?????????.com ??

The_Bass, Thanks for your hospitality!

All the grass is burning up....

awww....it's my first post....hooray for wacky thread!

Hi Diana...welcome!!!! :)

Don't mind the mess....they're knocking that wall out on Thursday....:)

thanks Deynn!
Loxley- nice Ruttles reference (about 5 pages ago...I'm trying to catch up!)

....AHEM.....(throat clearing noises).....


42

Sorry....it's the only size they come in.

Hooraaaaaaay!!! So I actually get to be the one who posts the 100th post in this wonderful and crazy thread!
Oh happy day!
(I thought about saying something graceful and memorable, but cant think of anything... Check out my signature instead)

~Loxley~ (I'm a guy ;))

Never drink with a man that you don't trust...:)

What color was it...when you bought it???

Just thought I'd bump this one up. It looked so lonely down there at the bottom.

Very thoughtful of you...

I haven't been online for over a week.. I've missed you all. Good to be back!

~Loxley~ (I'm a guy ;))

ciao, Fabrizio!...:D

yee haw im back

I see the leaves
falling down from the trees
Winter is coming
that's plain to see

nooooooo....evil cold winter...........must keep hands warm.....uh-oh, fingers fell off.....guess i'll have to learn how to slap:0)

Guys.

It isn't fair to keep this poor old thread alive any longer. It's done it's duty and should now be alowed to rest in peace... :(

~Loxley~(An Englishman in Copenhagen ;))

Forgive me Father for I have sinned!

I have brought an old thread back to life for one last time just so everybody can share it's glory... :rolleyes:

~Lox~

I always lose when I play rock, paper & scissors.

this thread looked lonely, though id bring it back up to the top

Is there anybody out there...

nope.

I really should have bought myself that vacuum cleaner...

I think this is a cool thread...JUST NONSENSE!!
Some people want it to die...but it´s like ANOTHER DIMENSION in this forum...man, i feel like...in Limbo...


....THIS POST FOREVER!!!
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Seems like this thread has outlived its usefulness. As a holiday present to the thread, I think I will lock it down, but leave it so you folks can read it. If anyone strenuously objects to the lockdown, please e-mail me and if you have a compelling reason for the thread to continue, present your case.

Jason Oldsted