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Slaine01
03-05-2002, 03:36 AM
A Drummer and a Bass player are standing on a bridge when they both decide, after a few beers, to take a leak down into the river far below.

"Gee, the waters cold" says the Drummer with a smile on his face
The bass player only smiles and says
"Yeah, and its deep"

Nick Gann
05-13-2002, 07:31 PM
I don't get it.


Why do they have bass players? To translate for the drummers.

Slaine01
05-13-2002, 08:28 PM
How did the Bass Player know the water was deep!!!

Jeff Bollbach
05-13-2002, 09:08 PM
watch out for piranha!

anonymous0726
05-13-2002, 10:27 PM
Bass Play·er

n.

Kind of a cross between a drummer and a musician.

lowb
07-05-2002, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Jeff Bollbach
watch out for piranha!

Cheers man, i'm gonna have nightmares now!!............:D

peace

fufu
09-07-2002, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Slaine01
A Drummer and a Bass player are standing on a bridge when they both decide, after a few beers, to take a leak down into the river far below.

"Gee, the waters cold" says the Drummer with a smile on his face
The bass player only smiles and says
"Yeah, and its deep"

That isn't a very good joke..

Nick Gann
09-07-2002, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by tuba_bass_boy
I don't get it.



I still don't get it... :confused:

fufu
09-07-2002, 06:24 PM
I really don't want to explain it.. But.. Erm.. BIG GENITALIA!!