Two musicians were on Death Row. One was a country/western singer, the other a jazz bassist.
The Warden asked the country/western guy if he had any last request before his execution. He replied "I'd like to hear 3 choruses of 'Achey-Breaky Heart'." The Warden said "We can do that."
He turned and asked the jazz guy "And do you have any requests?" The jazz guy answered "Yeah. Kill me first."

:D

^_^

"don't tell ma heart, ma achey breaky heart "

Reminds me of the FarSide cartoon entitled "Charlie Parker in Hell" which pictured Bird in the flames of hell stuck listening to NewAge music for eternity !

Q: What happens if you play country music backwards?

A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.



Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

A: New Age music…



- Wil

Q. Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park are on a boat sinking in the ocean. Who gets saved?

A. The music industry ofcourse
:p