Ok, this is pretty clean and cute, hopefully won't offend anyone!:D

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.

Ok, this is pretty clean and cute, hopefully won't offend anyone!:D



You, sir, were mistaken. :spit::mad::mad::atoz: :hiding:

You, sir, were mistaken. :spit::mad::mad::atoz: :hiding:


It certainly would not be the first time!:D:D:D:D

That was posted awhile ago, but it's still pretty funny.:)

Funny,

This was posted a few days ago and them the same joke was posted a few days later. seems like some people don't listen, they just wait for their chance to speak!