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This is a search-engine-friendly text mirror of the TalkBass Forums Executor666 07-03-2002, 04:16 PM Double bassist: "What's your repertoire? I can play Fugue in G Minor by Brahms, the Minuet & Trio from Haydn's 86th Symphony, and--" Bass guitarist: "D7, G7, E minor, G major, and C diminished." arto alho 09-12-2002, 05:00 AM which brings to mind the old one: if you throw a bagpipe, an accordion and a banjo down from the Empire State Building, which one hits the ground first? . . . . . . . . . . . who really gives a ****???? ( this came from a banjo player, so -drooling-brothers in bluegrass donīt be offended ) arnoldschnitzer 09-12-2002, 07:35 AM Which brings to mind a Really old one... What's the definition of Perfect Pitch? A banjo into a dumpster from 30 yards! mje 09-12-2002, 07:55 AM Nah, perfect pitch is when you toss an accordian into a dumpster and it hits a set of bagpipes! Incidentally, I left my accordian in my car, unlocked, one day. I realized an hour later that the car was unlocked and came running back, but it was too late... there were three more accordians in the car. arto alho 09-12-2002, 07:55 AM Dear Mr. WIENERSCHNITZEL, As a stupid furner I must ask a translation for dumpster? Might it be a synonyme for "litter bin". R2 Chris Fitzgerald 09-12-2002, 12:01 PM Originally posted by arto alho Dear Mr. WIENERSCHNITZEL, As a stupid furner I must ask a translation for dumpster? The term also applies to one who fogs out public bathrooms from a sitting position. Wil Davis 09-12-2002, 12:22 PM Originally posted by arto alho Dear Mr. WIENERSCHNITZEL, As a stupid furner I must ask a translation for dumpster? Might it be a synonyme for "litter bin". R2 In the USA they're the large* trash (rubbish) containers seen in various locations around populated areas... er, they're usually full of banjos... - Wil *size of a truck (lorry) |