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dvmweb
08-02-2003, 06:38 PM
Q: What is a good thing for a new musician to play on an upright bass?

A: Solitaire.

Buddly2
05-23-2004, 09:42 PM
What do bass players use for a contraseptive?
Their personality. :rollno: