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Don Higdon
12-29-2000, 11:34 AM
"How late does the band play?", she asked the leader.
"About half a beat behind the drummer," he replied.

rickbass
12-29-2000, 01:03 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ed Fuqua
[B]You, of course, heard about the drummer that was so despondent over dragging all the time that he threw himself behind a train....

...and the difference between the drummer and the train wreck? They both sounded the same but the train was on time.

chicabass
03-18-2006, 08:03 PM
"Originally posted by Ed Fuqua
You, of course, heard about the drummer that was so despondent over dragging all the time that he threw himself behind a train....

...and the difference between the drummer and the train wreck? They both sounded the same but the train was on time."


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I have never found a musician joke so amusing.

chicababe/K`

arnoldschnitzer
03-20-2006, 07:20 AM
Ahh, so many drummers...so little time.

Alexi David
03-21-2006, 01:17 AM
hahahah

A Trombonist friend told me this one recently:

What's The Difference between a Trombone and Pizza?

A Pizza can feed a Family.

Ed Fuqua
03-21-2006, 01:24 PM
Damn, Lexi, 4:17AM. You out doing sessions?

Alexi David
03-21-2006, 09:59 PM
Damn, Lexi, 4:17AM. You out doing sessions?


No - I don't get out much! (in the shed) Though, I did bump into Ray at Fat Cat on ST. Patty's. Fellow players started, "You gotta play!" and I was like "uhhhhhhhhhhh I'm drunk.........."