Rest of the story.
The crappy bass was purchased ("
crea
m on a shingle") and returned a week later when seams started opening. I'm amazed it lasted that long.

It was the less bad of the two specimens my friend ordered specifically by maker and model.
The damaged bass was repaired and it played better than the crappy

replacement.
The damage came from carrying the bass in a camper trailer with a sliding livingroom. The bass was put inside and when it was time to go it was forgotten. The slider didn't want to close so it was pushed by many helpers - wrecking the bass.
This guy is on my list now.