HAHAHA... Now rather than work on your bow hold
it will be fiddling (

) around with the
tone sliders on the side of this er, bass, kinda...
Now all they need is another set of 'tuning' sliders
to fix that instruments intonation problems

But
I guess with those neck markers they solved that
manually.
I don't know that it would serve as a planter,
plants would probably reject the environment and
die.