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Originally posted by Samuel I've been car shopping of late. All I can think of is Ralph Spoilsport.
Let's just take a look at some of the extras on this fabulous car: Wire wheel spoke-benders, two-way sneed control, chrome-plated fender-dents and factory air-conditioned air from our fully air-conditioned factory! |
Oh boy... now you got me going. And just when I'm out car shopping. I am going to annoy a *lot* of salesmen...
Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors - the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport motors - right here in the city of EMPHYSEMA!
Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory!
It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this car was stolen but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week twice a week and never on Sunday!