ON HOLD!
Waterstone ME-1 Fretless Semi-hollow body
So I picked this up off Quadzilla a little while back during my ongoing hunt for my personal perfect fretless. They're out of production now, and you don't see them come up very often.
It's in great shape, there's still plastic on the two pickups, I think it was part of Waterstone's recent NOS sell-off. Obviously it's slightly used at this point, but it's in mint condition and I doubt it's been gigged. It's in better shape than some 'new' basses I've seen in stores.
Bound fretless neck, floating removable pickguard, dual humbuckers with independant vol/tone for each and a p'up selector switch neck/both/bridge. beautiful quilt figuring.
It's got a great resonant vintage tone to it, and better acoustic volume than a solid body for just sitting on your sofa and playing around with. My fiancee, who usually couldn't care less about my basses, heard this one and said "holy crap, that sounds awesome!"

(Sadly it's not "my perfect fretless", so off it goes. Sorry honey!)
The body is large, it comes with it's own triangle-shaped gig-bag.
More photos at
http://www.lordgoogle.com/bass/waterstone 
Man, it's hard to do that quilt justice in photos.
$400 shipped to CONUS
TRADES:
pretty open for trades. 4,5,6 strings, frets/fretless. I STRONGLY prefer natural finishes where you can see woodgrain, will consider transparent colors but I'll warn you I usually find them blah. Can throw some money into a deal, or take your bass + $.
Last one of these I saw sold publicly went for $450+ship on ebay, to give you a ballpark trade value.
Specific GAS list (but willing to consider anything):
Fender Geddy Lee, or other block-inlay necked basses.
Cirrus fretless
TBC basses
Tacoma or Guild acoustic (only ABGs I'd be interested in, just got an ovation knockoff that I'm happy with for the moment.)
Not interested in:
Most acoustics, as above.
Stingrays or knockoffs
Overly thick (fingerboard to back thickness) necks. (warwick, older P's etc.) Width is fine though, I'm easy that way.