The Roman Empire.
Donald Trump.
My 2011 Philadelphia Phillies.
Barack Obama's Approval Rating.
SubSectorSucker.
What do these things have in common?
At one time, all were mighty entities. Seemingly unstoppable, they tore through the competition. Sadly, all great things must come to an end.
Trump? Bad real estate deals and and an inability to properly deal with a receding hairline.
The 2011 Phillies? An impotent offense.
Barack Obama's approval rating? Political discussions are prohibited on TalkBass.
The Roman Empire? See Wikipedia--I'm too lazy to type.
SubSectorSucker? My idiot wife.
Yes folks, like many of you out there, I have been toppled by my spouse. Sure, she gave me three beautiful children (the last one being born a few weeks back), and can sure put a mean Sarah Lee Pie in an oven, but that's not the issue. No, the issue is money.
See, she decided to go from a 6 figure salary to "I'm not going to work anymore" seemingly overnight. Were we a true power couple, this would be managable. Alas, I am but a lowly police officer. With her as the REAL bread winner, my days of living foot-loose and fancy-free are over. Gone are the days of swimming like Uncle Scrooge through my money bin, followed by eating sushi off of nude Rickenbackers. Replacing that will be a ton of overtime, a plethroa of crappy bar gigs, and Ramen Noodles off of my fully dressed Fender.
My sob story aside, here is the first round. All items are as-described. I can take more pictures if you need them, but I had to act fast because I need to sell fast.
When PMing me, please include WHAT ITEM YOU ARE INTERESTED IN. I will have several items listed over the next few days. Help me keep track! Thanks!
ITEMS WILL BE ADDED OVER THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS! KEEP AN EYE ON THIS THREAD FOR MORE CARCASS-CLEANING DEALS!
First, a
2011 Rickenbacker 4003 in Maple Glo
Its basically brand-new. Only a couple hours of at home noodle-time. Case Candy is still sealed. It's one of the good ones
$1550 plus actual shipping 
An as-new
Godin Shifter in Transparent Cream
Pics say it all. Barely played. Plastic still on tuning keys. Great, Great bass. Ton of sounds out of this one. P? J? MM? Check.
$600 plus actual shipping 
A MarkBass LMIII. Great condition, always used at low volumes. Never, EVER let me down. When finances allow, this will be one of my first purchases. Manufactured in August of 2009. A couple small scuffs on the top (never noticed them till I took the pictures)
$400 Plus Actual Shipping 
An Avatar 4x10 NEO
This one is in Electric Blue Tolex and has casters and a cover. Great shape, sounds great!
These are $589 in standard tolex at avatar. With shipping, cover, and casters, this would be close to $700.
Pick up this one in 19116 for $300
WILL NOT SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
