I've got 2 1 Mike Dirnt pickguards for sale (scroll down): A) SOLD!...[B]a)[/b]
Original Fender equipment 1-ply Parchment pickguard that still has the protective covering on it. It was removed when the bass was bought and replaced with a custom one. Pickguard only, no screws
$20 shipped USPS First Class Mail to ConUS--others contact me for rates....
.SOLD! 
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B Custom pickguard from Jeannie's Pickguards. It is a 3/32", 1-ply (i.e. it is a 1-ply that is as thick as a 3-ply)
GLOSS BLACK pickguard. I took it out of the package and held it up to the bass to confirm fit, BUT NEVER MOUNTED IT. I repacked it in the original packaging with original mounting instructions. It did not have a protective film on it, so it did get just a few VERY minor scratches (4 or 5?) on it before I repacked it. Paid $28 for it. Pickguard only, no screws.
$15 shipped USPS First Class Mail to ConUS--others contact me for rates 