MINT Royer R-121 Ribbon microphone. Has been kept in my non-smoking personal studio, and I've always been very careful with it (stored vertically, never moved without cover, etc.).
It's truly a wonderful microphone, and has been used on some pretty big records. Unfortunately, I need some good compression more than I need this mic right now.
It was $1300 new, and comes with the Audio-Technica AT84 shockmount (which was an additional $77).
I'm asking $1000 (includes insured shipping). I'd be willing to trade for a Distressor.
