Hide the Madagascar wood!!!

[JOME77]

Check this out:

http://www.nashvillepost.com/news/20..._raided_by_fbi

Gard,
Better hide the stash of Madagascar fingerboards!

[Gard]

Originally Posted by JOME77

Check this out:

http://www.nashvillepost.com/news/20..._raided_by_fbi

Gard,
Better hide the stash of Madagascar fingerboards!

(...steps in front of a pile of fingerboards...)

Madagascar??? Wuzzat???



...yeah, that looks like a whole raft of daft at Gibson, saw that yesterday. What were they thinking?

[CliffD]

Yeah I'm just glad the feds didn't find out about Roscoe's collection of endangered Koa, uh, I mean, "Greenwall hit the lights, quick the light switch on the wall behind you, flick it, quick!"

[Gard]

Originally Posted by CliffD

Yeah I'm just glad the feds didn't find out about Roscoe's collection of endangered Koa, uh, I mean, "Greenwall hit the lights, quick the light switch on the wall behind you, flick it, quick!"

All of our koa is home grown and government approved, here is a photo of our koa breeding program in action:

[VroomVroom]

[Vin Scully]
Here's Cliff, staring down Gard. He shakes off his catcher once, twice, settles in. Here comes the pitch....oooh, it's a hanging curve and Gard punishes him with an upper deck shot to right.
[/Vin Scully]

[Gard]

[Comes out of dugout, tips hat to crowd]

[JOME77]

Originally Posted by Gard

All of our koa is home grown and government approved, here is a photo of our koa breeding program in action:

LOL

I almost choked on my chicken sandwich!

I wonder if those Koa critters have any issues with splinters? That could hurt!

[Bassmanbob]

It seems like poetic justice considering everything Gibson has done to try to destroy so many good bass lines:

Steinberger, Tobias, Trace Elliot, any others?

Sell anything bass related to Gibson, and they'll destroy it.

[bassteban]

Originally Posted by Gard

All of our koa is home grown and government approved, here is a photo of our koa breeding program in action:

'Daddy, what are those pieces of wood doing?'
'Well, son- see the one on top broke his front legs & the one on the bottom is giving him a ride to the doctor.'
[works much better w/dogs]

[LilRay]

Why is the wood illegal to import? Strictly because of the endangered species thing or more political?
And I wonder if this isn't more about Gibson's scheme of importing it, possibly skipping on some tariffs or something.

God Bless, Ray

[CliffD]

Originally Posted by Gard

All of our koa is home grown and government approved, here is a photo of our koa breeding program in action:

Damn, no wonder it's takin' so long! Tick tock, tick tock.

[Gard]

Originally Posted by bassteban

'Daddy, what are those pieces of wood doing?'
'Well, son- see the one on top broke his front legs & the one on the bottom is giving him a ride to the doctor.'
[works much better w/dogs]

Son: "Ain't that just like life, you try to help someone out, and they **** you in the ***."





...classic...

[CliffD]

Originally Posted by VroomVroom

[Vin Scully]
Here's Cliff, staring down Gard. He shakes off his catcher once, twice, settles in. Here comes the pitch....oooh, it's a hanging curve and Gard punishes him with an upper deck shot to right.
[/Vin Scully]

Nah, I'd hit 'em...

[Darkstrike]

Gibson screws up....... sadly nothing new, how they're still in business, I don't know.




Oh, and Gard, that solid madagascar Roscoe with elephant ivory inlays, uh, we better cancel that, for the time being.......

[Gard]

Originally Posted by CliffD

Nah, I'd hit 'em...

...and I'd charge the mound, bat in hand!

[CliffD]

A bench clearing brawl, all over some Koa...