My picky self

Ziltoid · #1 09-16-2009, 09:24 AM

Every time i see this ad. I want to cry

There's one thing wrong with it that makes me want to cry a little every time, the way the bass as been cut. The cut is really choppy and doesn't do justice to the bass at all.

But I like to play around with photoshop, so I've made a example of a decent cut. (I'm no pro)

So just saying, I'd be really happy to cut the bass you want me to cut and "fix" that ad.

Just take note that I haven't tweaked the perspectives to make the bass look like the front is closer then the headstock. That could easily be done.

I know I'm just being picky

there's also the "When it's all about the groove" ad that needs to be fixed because the black from the picture is not the same as the black from the ad. itself

René_Julien · #2 09-16-2009, 09:34 AM

Yeah, don't like that ad either.

Why is it not a 4-string?

Why is it a fretted?

I want to shred, not groove.

Why is the bass not purple?

Ziltoid · #3 09-16-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

Yeah, don't like that ad either.

Why is it not a 4-string?

Why is it a fretted?

I want to shred, not groove.

Why is the bass not purple?

shhhhh.

Idc whicht Roscoe bass is there as long as the cut is well done

René_Julien · #4 09-16-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Ziltoid

shhhhh.

Idc whicht Roscoe bass is there as long as the cut is well done

I prefer the cut of a Century.

I also like the cut of my own jib.

Ziltoid · #5 09-16-2009, 09:46 AM

Stop playing me around :

im talking about the rendering. the cut of the bass from the background, ya know?

René_Julien · #6 09-16-2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Ziltoid

Stop playing me around :

im talking about the rendering. the cut of the bass from the background, ya know?

Ah,

I honestly thought you meant you prefered the cutaway from an SKB instead of a Century.

I know nothing about graphic design, photoshopping... or most terms concerning that field of expertise.

I'll get my coat and leave this thread.

Darkstrike · #7 09-16-2009, 12:08 PM

I like my Roscoes uncut.....

Ziltoid · #8 09-16-2009, 02:33 PM

Ahh, anyways, my point is that the one currently advertised as problems, look at the neck all the square cuts, parts missing, the tuning pegs that aren't there, the lil beige pixel out of no-where. Here's some of the problematics areas:

JOME77 · #9 09-16-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ziltoid

Every time i see this ad. I want to cry

There's one thing wrong with it that makes me want to cry a little every time, the way the bass as been cut. The cut is really choppy and doesn't do justice to the bass at all.

You know ......I can't say that I ever really noticed that. Maybe you should just zoom out a bit!

Ziltoid · #10 09-16-2009, 02:43 PM

I do game renders and any type of renders on a daily basis, So I guess I'm picky about that and see everything

edit : Here's an example

out of
http://ps3thevolution.com/wp-content...llpaperhdb.jpg

Darkstrike · #11 09-16-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ziltoid

I do game renders and any type of renders on a daily basis, So I guess I'm picky about that and see everything

I never noticed until you said, now I can't avoid seeing it...

Ziltoid · #12 09-16-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkstrike

I never noticed until you said, now I can't avoid seeing it...

Welcome to my world

Anyways, I'd be more then happy to fix it, just gotta wait the superior authority to tell me to go or not and with which bass

And as i said the ET one and the animated one need some work to

Darkstrike · #13 09-16-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ziltoid

with which bass

I know of this lovely blue one, has a bubgina fretboard....

Ziltoid · #14 09-16-2009, 05:18 PM

I think im being ignored by authorities

Gard · #15 09-17-2009, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ziltoid

I think im being ignored by authorities

I see all here.

Sorry man, up to my ears in other stuff this week. I'll direct Clint to you today, he's more up on the banners and whatnot than I am....

Thanks for taking the time to point it out man!

CrashClint · #16 09-17-2009, 06:28 AM

Who is this Ziltoid Beotch that is trying to critique my work. Come on down to NC and let me show you what a Southern A$$ Whipin is all about!

Lol, I am just messing with you Ziltoid. I am not a graphic designer so I took bass pics that dealers had on their website and tried to cut them out. Unfortunately they get dark around the tuners and it is hard to capture them correctly. If you want to cut some basses out and send them to me I would be glad to work on some more banner ads.

VroomVroom · #17 09-17-2009, 08:36 AM

No offense intended here, but...

I've just said the words, "Ziltoid Beotch," out loud, three times in a row. I have decided that this will be the name of my first album. These two words go together like, oh, "Roscoe" and "Sweetness."

Ziltoid Beotch

Ziltoid Beotch

Ziltoid Beotch

I love it!

CrashClint · #18 09-17-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by VroomVroom

No offense intended here, but...

I've just said the words, "Ziltoid Beotch," out loud, three times in a row. I have decided that this will be the name of my first album. These two words go together like, oh, "Roscoe" and "Sweetness."

Ziltoid Beotch

Ziltoid Beotch

Ziltoid Beotch

I love it!

Oh my, I am just sitting here having a good laugh.

Ziltoid · #19 09-17-2009, 12:19 PM

Hahaha, just shoot me some bass links, I'll cut em for ya

Ziltoid · #20 09-17-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by VroomVroom

No offense intended here, but...

I've just said the words, "Ziltoid Beotch," out loud, three times in a row. I have decided that this will be the name of my first album. These two words go together like, oh, "Roscoe" and "Sweetness."

Ziltoid Beotch

Ziltoid Beotch

Ziltoid Beotch

I love it!

you might have some copyrights problem tho, Ziltoid is a Devin Townsend creation