Something they Do

chadds · #1 08-07-2006, 04:36 PM

I had my LG3005 in for service and I just received a new LG3005 known on the this forum as 5323. Beautiful Madrone top Ebony fret bd. OH MY!. Anyway both of them I don't know how to say this. Both basses came looking and feeling like.....I think they spray them with a can of Perfect.
No, you can't buy this, it comes out of their hearts.
Thank you all at Roscoe.

JPJ · #2 08-07-2006, 05:03 PM

The contents of that "can of perfect" are actually wrung out of Keith's sweaty shirts at the end of each day by our own Gardner Lewis. He then painstakenly distills the juices, refines them, and ages them in centuries old oak barrels to be used at a later date.

Dave · #3 08-07-2006, 11:06 PM

I hear the leftover stuff is used to fuel drag cars, its potent stuff.

Basso Gruvitas · #4 08-09-2006, 09:59 PM

Chadds,
They sprayed that stuff on the all-maple/katalox fb/Demeter pre Roscoe I have. It just plays like buttah!

I hear if you go to the Roscoe shop, Gard is selling this stuff in small bottles out of their gift shop. A 1-ounce bottle is $800.

Gard · #5 08-10-2006, 09:37 AM

You guys are nuts.

...JPJ, me squeezing the sweat outta Keith's shirts...

...EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW....

John, we give TBer's a $100 discount.

Joel B · #6 08-10-2006, 12:26 PM

Gard, send me a bottle, I can spray it on my wifes cooking.

At least SOMETHING will taste like Buttah. l