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09-27-2012, 12:47 PM
|  | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | | Tat's expecting.....
....and the stork will meet me in Greensboro in late February.
From what I know so far, she's got a nice strong heartbeat.  
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Originally Posted by bassteban  ...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.  | |
09-27-2012, 03:54 PM
|  | Cogito Ergo Idiot | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SF Bay Area, CA | | | Outstanding! So, Gard's the father? |
09-27-2012, 04:14 PM
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General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by VroomVroom Outstanding! So, Gard's the father? | Whoa!!!! 
I'm more of a obstetrician, or the like, assisting in the birthing process, but not directly involved. |
09-27-2012, 05:53 PM
|  | Well, Ahoy Paloi | | Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cape Cod, MA | | | ..where's Lil Ray???
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09-27-2012, 06:08 PM
| | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by VroomVroom Outstanding! So, Gard's the father? | Hahahaha!!!! Um. No. Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard Whoa!!!!
I'm more of a obstetrician, or the like, assisting in the birthing process, but not directly involved. | Nice try, dude. You're not exactly the father, but you are FAR from the obstetrician. You're more like the guy who delivers whatever strange food I'm craving at 3AM but knows enough to stay clear of the mood swings. 
It's okay, though. I still adore ya.
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Originally Posted by bassteban ...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life. | |
09-28-2012, 07:45 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Wake Forest, NC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by VroomVroom Outstanding! So, Gard's the father? | He is the Gardfather! |
09-28-2012, 11:15 AM
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Owner, Rocket Music | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Blacksburg, VA | | | I'm not giving a blood sample for the paternity test unless forced to do so. Just saying'. |
09-28-2012, 01:42 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Omaha, Nebraska | | | I think when you pick it up, make Gard and Greg take you out for beers.
Then rufie them both. |
09-28-2012, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RocketMusic I'm not giving a blood sample for the paternity test unless forced to do so. Just saying'. | Court order only. And even then, it may require a police "escort" to get me to do it.  |
09-28-2012, 03:35 PM
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General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacman I think when you pick it up, make Gard and Greg take you out for beers.
Then rufie them both. | You still have a bass in production.
Think about that.  |
09-28-2012, 03:53 PM
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Owner, Rocket Music | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Blacksburg, VA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard Court order only. And even then, it may require a police "escort" to get me to do it. | Back in the day, a stiff breeze would have done the trick. |
09-28-2012, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by RocketMusic Back in the day, a stiff breeze would have done the trick. | No comment.  |
09-28-2012, 07:37 PM
| | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RocketMusic I'm not giving a blood sample for the paternity test unless forced to do so. Just saying'. | Not even if the request is made nicely? I mean...after all...I believe you acknowledged some part of this in writing already.  Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacman I think when you pick it up, make Gard and Greg take you out for beers.
Then rufie them both. | I do so love the way you think. Thanks for yet another idea to add to my wish list. Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard Court order only. And even then, it may require a police "escort" to get me to do it. | Hah! I'll be sure to pack my uniform and cuffs when I come to meet the stork. Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard You still have a bass in production.
Think about that. | Oooo....I'd be careful with that. I'm pretty sure he could whoop you.  Quote:
Originally Posted by RocketMusic Back in the day, a stiff breeze would have done the trick. | Back in the day? He's still got a Y chromosome, so I'm pretty sure that's still the case. Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard No comment. | But obviously, I'm not supposed to know that since I don't have a Y.
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09-29-2012, 07:10 AM
|  | Providing the Lowend for the High One | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Georgia | | 
This is one of those threads that you've got to careful read a couple of times before you figure out what the true subject is!
Congrats Tat2 on expecting a bouncing baby Roscoe! Hopefully it'll favor Keith and not Gard! |
09-29-2012, 10:59 AM
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Owner: LilRay's Leatherworks | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between my Roscoe and Leather | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Bipslapper ..where's Lil Ray??? | Uh Whut? .
God Bless, Ray
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Originally Posted by RocketMusic Ray is correct! | |
09-29-2012, 08:25 PM
| | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JOME77
This is one of those threads that you've got to careful read a couple of times before you figure out what the true subject is!
Congrats Tat2 on expecting a bouncing baby Roscoe! Hopefully it'll favor Keith and not Gard! | Then my work here is done. It was supposed to make you think....I'm like that. I wanted to make a unique announcement.
I don't think she's gonna look like either one of them. She's gonna be like me! Stunning, throaty, and with a big bottom.............end.
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10-04-2012, 01:43 PM
| | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | This and black - is gonna be sharp. 
So tell me, Gard, when do I get to see the first pics?
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10-19-2012, 07:12 AM
| | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | | *sigh*
It's not February yet?
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10-26-2012, 02:56 PM
| | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | So.....today, the stork sent me a teaser...... 
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10-27-2012, 07:24 AM
|  | Moderator Moderator | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Fargo, ND | | | Nice top!
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