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02-24-2007, 04:55 PM
| | | | Bassist Wanted to Takeover the World of Rock with us!!!
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Up and coming rock band looking for a dedicated bassist to permanently fill the spot.
We are a group with many major label prospects and loads of opportunity at this point, and believe in having a solid team before we go into the insane world of stardom. Our previous Bassist has turned out to not be what we thought he was, so we are diligently looking for the man to take the job.
We are seeking a full-time member who shares the same dream we do. Our goal is simple: To be the biggest Rock Band Ever and never stop being on the top. The only major requirement we’re searching for in a bassist is a person with extreme drive and the willingness to do whatever it takes to be the best. You don’t have to be the greatest bassist right now, you don’t have to have tons of sweet gear, and you don’t have to meet any requirements other than this: Your drive to achieve your dream in being a part of an amazing band is the most important thing in your life.
To make a long story short, we are big on dedication and are looking for those equally as dedicated as us. 
If possible, we’d prefer someone who plays a 5 string bass, preferably can sing, has a lower kind of voice, isn’t afraid to rock the hell out of huge crowds, and being an attractive/charismatic man wouldn’t hurt. If you are afraid of screaming girls throwing their clothes at you, please do not apply; it will come with your job.
If you don’t meet all these requirements exactly, don’t let it turn you off to the idea.
If you want to see what we’re all about, hear our music, and see what caliber of band we are, please visit our MySpace Page at: www.myspace.com/luxrock (this is where you can see the screaming girls part.)
You can also visit: www.luxrock.com for more
If you’re extremely interested after seeing everything there is to see, please feel free to contact us at anytime at: averywatts@luxrock.com
We hope to see you soon. |
02-25-2007, 11:07 PM
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02-25-2007, 11:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Lokire  Helps if you tell us where you're located |
What does it matter?...they're taking over the world right?
J/K....hey guys, I like your stuff....catchy....rock on, best of luck to you all!
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02-26-2007, 11:59 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe, Arizona | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Lokire Helps if you tell us where you're located | Orange County/Los Angeles, California
United States
It's on their myspace page. 
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02-26-2007, 12:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NY | | | I'll be there for an audition in 2 hours!!! |
02-26-2007, 12:34 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Buffalo, NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by xgabriel I'll be there for an audition in 2 hours!!! | Break a leg!! 
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02-26-2007, 12:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffaloBob4343 Break a leg!! | AHHHH!!!!! My leg just broke!!! |
02-26-2007, 09:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Lafayette, IN | | | I don't think I have the abs to be in this band. |
02-27-2007, 09:30 AM
| | | Seems like the perfect opportunity for someone to join a band already in the thick of it.
If only I were 20 years younger with no kids, not to mention already having my chops down. Chops might be important. 
I hope you find the perfect bassist for your band. Good luck to you. |
03-03-2007, 02:28 AM
| | Adult Film Music At It's Best!!!! | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: myspace.com/thefusionporn | | | This is the chip n dales of rock n roll, i'd totally want to audition, but I only have one ab!! |
03-03-2007, 07:21 AM
|  | Mayday! Moderator | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Jackson, MS | | | I'm betting you guys either met at the gym or Christian Camp. I also willing to bet that the drummer doesn't have his super-sexiliscious abs yet. Does that guy not want people to know he is in this band? He is remarkably highlight free.
I don't want to join, but I demand that you give me a cheesey stage name.
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03-03-2007, 07:31 AM
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lmao. good luck on your quest
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03-03-2007, 09:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kansas City, MO | | | Wow, talk about arena-rock-ready, right down to their names: Avery Watts, Jamie Steele, Cash Lawless, Shay Bassman.... I'll resist the temptation to mock, because once I do they'll probably just turn around and make millions of dollars. So I'll just say "good luck guys".
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03-03-2007, 09:42 AM
|  | prefers electric miles davis | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by vindy500
lmao. good luck on your quest | that's awesome vindy. hilarious. |
03-03-2007, 09:50 AM
| | Adult Film Music At It's Best!!!! | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: myspace.com/thefusionporn | | | Well, I do have some big arms and a red tattoo, so I could take over the guy in the tank tops job!!!! I can't wait for the panties to get tossed at me!!!! |
03-03-2007, 12:40 PM
| | Habitual User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Charleston, WV | | | Thanks for the great offer, but I'm really going to have to pass on this one for so many different reasons.
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03-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by markjazzbassist that's awesome vindy. hilarious. | its just one of there myspace pics lol
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03-03-2007, 12:49 PM
| | Habitual User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Charleston, WV | | | I'm sorry, can't fight it anymore.
But the only panties I could ever see being thrown is if you were playing a show on the Disney channel or at the Blue Oyster Bar.
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03-03-2007, 01:06 PM
| | prefers electric miles davis | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by vindy500 its just one of there myspace pics lol | are you serious?
i thought you photoshopped that. WOW. interesting band. they might be this generation's answer for Queen. |
03-03-2007, 01:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Wellington, New Zealand | | | lol nah, its real. check out there myspace. its hilarious
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