| 1. Rub mayonaise on the fretboard. Use Best Foods or Kraft. Don't use Miracle Whip and stay away from store brands.
2. After you are done find a house key or any similar sized metal object and go to the nearest 110 volt plug in your house or apartment. Insert the key in the plug and hold it there for ten seconds. Make sure you have cleaned any residual mayo on your hands and be sure there is no water around you before you attempt step two.
3. Start bass lessons?
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