| Yes. They are currently on a bass in my house. I cannot fully disclose who I am, but I was part of a secret mission on a black ops team from the Pentagon. We were searching for a species of shape-shifting aliens who have made their way into the Europeon Union, who plan to conquer Europe and turn it into a theme park. We dispatched the aliens after a brief firefight, and rid your apartment building (flats?) of all evidence of our and the aliens presence there.
After the clean-up I found the strings. I figured since you threw them in a pile of magazines you had no further use of them. My most sincere apologies.
By the way, I found your left-over tofu burgers to be most excellent, but they needed just a little more salt. | 
