Me too.
Don't care for the fat P neck on my SX, so I already have acquired a Jazz neck, and have leveled and crowned the frets and installed threaded inserts for machine screws instead of wood screws. Haven't installed it yet because I don't have tuners (I need some black Hipshot Ultralights, if anyone... never mind).
Anyway, that means I will have an orange maple SX neck to play with.
I saw a show on TV where the craftsmen at Fender or Gibson or somewhere had a pile of necks in a cart and was freehanding them on a big-ass belt sander.
Now I've never done a neck, but I have alot of experience free sanding contours... I'm gonna try it. Nothing much to loose!

Right?